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Big'N 03-31-04 04:41 PM

This may be rapbattles but this battle's a wrap/
Soul remind me of a skinny cat, pussy u aint phat/


:shoot: :thefinger :thumbup:

Wreckognize 04-01-04 08:49 AM

^^^You "lost~in~an~enigma", and stunned is your INITIAL~REACTION//
So I'll break ya fuckin' "spinal column", until you think that your "back" in action//(spinal column = back)

Wreckognize 04-01-04 08:51 AM

You better "wreckognize me", You being obliged by~this|~ill~lyracist//
Pussy you couldn't "spit punches" if you "sipped~my~fist"

Wreckognize 04-01-04 08:56 AM

I'm not down for saying I'm gangsta, better "wreckognise" I only spit it if it's RELEVENT//
You stupid cunts could give me "brain"(oral sex) I'd still "INSULT~YO'~INTELLEGANCE"//

DirtBoy69 04-01-04 10:29 PM

alright thats it lets start getting some votes remeber vote with a list of your top five favorite punches and by who and in what order not including your own

DirtBoy69 04-02-04 07:51 AM

start voting or it'll be my decision

Restricted 04-02-04 06:19 PM

Aight...Not Many Good Punches....But These Are The Only Ones I Liked Besides Mine...

(1)*G-Duece*-
My rhymes are "2 hot 2 handle" like skillet and perch
I'll leave his ass lying there like grandmas in church.

(2)*Yung Duke*
I'm sick of all of these pussy niggaz runnin around thinkin they the boss,
You say your "2 hot 2 handle," so I'll pull an R.Kelly and piss on you to cool you off

(3)*Enygma*
I'm Smackin Heads, droppin ill this Cat Pretends//
Afterword???......Just like a suffix, he's At The End//

(4)*Limited Edition*
Yo, Vango's pissed, so he disses the Mod
His 6 wins and 0 losses is "CLASS SIC" fraud

(5)*DisasterPeice420*
I Gawt 'Incandescent' With And My Tongue is "Razor-sharp",/
I'm Omniscient, I Know Everything Your Wishin, Now "Razors-Torn-Apart",/

~R~

Yung Duke 04-03-04 01:07 PM

Yo there wasnt really enough good ones out there. the only ones i really liked ws my first 3...

1)Dunkin This Bitch, Like Donuts In Coffee, Slammin Ya In-The-Net,
Like NBA Street, Deez Balls *2 Hot 2 Handle*, Taking This 5-0, Get Swept/(Restricted)

2)I'm Smackin Heads, droppin ill this Cat Pretends//
Afterword???......Just like a suffix, he's At The End//(Enygma)

3)I Gawt 'Incandescent' With And My Tongue is "Razor-sharp",/
I'm Omniscient, I Know Everything Your Wishin, Now "Razors-Torn-Apart",/(Disaster Piece)

4)i cant sweat this kid man, go ahead and take a run//
cuz i called up my boy Neo and he said you aint da one//(2 Time)

5)My rhymes are "2 hot 2 handle" like skillet and perch
I'll leave his ass lying there like grandmas in church(G Duece)

DirtBoy69 04-03-04 09:25 PM

lets get some more votes

G Deuce 04-04-04 07:17 PM

These are mine

1.Re$tricted's Has More Skillz Than Michael Jordans Had Lockers,
Vango's More See-Thru Than Michael Jacksons Childhood Dockers-Re$tricted
2.Fuck Vango, Yung Duke is the Mic "artist" that'll truely slap you,
I'll paint a picture of how I'll kill you and then pm it to you before the battle-Yung Duke
3.Yo, Vango's pissed, so he disses the Mod
His 6 wins and 0 losses is "CLASS SIC" fraud-Limited Edition
4.what an idiot sustian your speech what you say is not vital.
you should`nt be on rapbattles , you should be on pop idol.-Con Kapone
5.You "lost~in~an~enigma", and stunned is your INITIAL~REACTION//
So I'll break ya fuckin' "spinal column", until you think that your "back" in action-Wreckognize

Enygma 04-04-04 10:52 PM

(4)*Limited Edition*
Yo, Vango's pissed, so he disses the Mod
His 6 wins and 0 losses is "CLASS SIC" fraud

Fuck Vango, Yung Duke is the Mic "artist" that'll truely slap you,
I'll paint a picture of how I'll kill you and then pm it to you before the battle...

shit this kid got more corn than a pack of herrs//
poppin wit the heat i spit, shit ill eat you and thank you afterwords

Enygma 04-04-04 11:00 PM

^^Sorry Wasn't finished. This is my shit in order.


1)Yo, Vango's pissed, so he disses the Mod
His 6 wins and 0 losses is "CLASS SIC" fraud
-Limited Edition

2)Fuck Vango, Yung Duke is the Mic "artist" that'll truely slap you,
I'll paint a picture of how I'll kill you and then pm it to you before the battle...
-Yung Duke

3)Dunkin This Bitch, Like Donuts In Coffee, Slammin Ya In-The-Net,
Like NBA Street, Deez Balls *2 Hot 2 Handle*, Taking This 5-0, Get Swept/
-Restricted

4)He thinks he's jet lei, he calls hisself DA ONE/
catch a craddle to the grave,a drunken fist or my gun/
-coo coo capone

5)shit this kid got more corn than a pack of herrs//
poppin wit the heat i spit, shit ill eat you and thank you afterwords
-2Time

DirtBoy69 04-05-04 09:12 AM

top five punchline writers this week !!!
1. restricted 65
2.young duke 60
3.limited edition 50
4.enygma 35
5.g deuce 30

so restricted gets bonus points


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