Dell

Newport Or Malboro

Newport

skateboading or rollerblading

skating...obviously

pepsi or coke

Pepsi

Stickin ya dick/pussy in a big ass pile of fire ants
or trying to jump rooftop to rooftop like you spiderman while you high

Jumpin like spider man while i'm high......that shit would be fun as fuck......
14 oz. or 8 oz. boxing gloves.......

8

Getting you left ball chopped off
or
getting your right ball stomped on repeatedly....ROFL

aww man....... stomped on... atleast i might be able to recover...

gettin ya asshole burned with a solder iron or someone usin ya mouth as a toilet

sick fuck......


some one using my mouth as a toilet...at least my anus is safe :thumbup: ..


getting pee'd on ya face
or
getting thrown up on ya face

thrown up...

getting it anal...
or
eating shit

aww wtf...
ummmm... *cough*eating shit*cough*

again my anus is safe :thumbup:


having an orgy with anna nicole, oprah, and the subway guy (before diet)
or
Getting raped by A Big Black Guy Named Ben

eatin shit

fuckin someone with down syndrome or a midgit

orgy..

no sex for your whole life
or
have sex with ur mom ery night

mom (id wear that shit out MILF MILF MILF )

:laugh:


going to a gay prison
or
spend the rest of your sentence (10 years) raping another guy everyniight

RAPE OR BE RAPED

gay prison...i'd hold my own...

lose your arms in a fire works accident...
or
lose your arms in a freak accident due to sexual bondage...
lmao just remember...u have to tell ur parents

ROFL.......omg.. ummm fireworks...my dad would prolly kill me otherwise

Suck a dick for an hour
or
get raped by a 15 incher
^Prolicx's

YOU MUST CHOSE OR YOUR MOM DIES

bye mom...

uh
stranded in desert...
or
stranded in the rainforest
?Lol?

gettin raped by a 15 incher atleast i wasnt doin it

rainforest? lol.. L.I.'s goin to hell with gasoline tights on..tsk tsk


being ripped about peice by peice (arms,legs,ect..)
or
Being shot by a Desert eagle in every limb, and body part (legs, arms, ect..)

stranded in tha rainforest

gettin hit by a train
or
fallin off tha empire state building

empire state building...its be a fun way down...
dying young but had the times of your life..
or
rie old and never had any friends or was social

die young

Eat a bowl of cereal with no milk, but water
or
eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwish minus the peanute butter

eat a jelly sandwich

have i 3 inch cock but 8 in width
or
have a 8 inch cock but 3 in width

8 and 3..

watch your parents be killed
or
be killed and let ur parents watch

watch my parents get killed

have diearea
or
tha puikey flu

diharia...

eat poo

get curb stomped

get stomped

be on sesame street
or
barney :thumbup: :thumbup:

gimme one...pretty please...

^^wtf lol

sesame man...that shits gangsta...you know

p.s. dino's scare me, myself and i...

chill with pac...

chill with biggie

chill with rakim

pac

fuck beyonce or an olson twin

both olsons and beyonce...

beyonce...

fuck eve
or
fuck lil kim

lil kim


Torturd for the rest of ur life
or
eating 20 pounds of maggots for the rest of ur life with no drink

id get tortured by gettin my dick sucked by different supermodels twice a day for the rest of my life.. word...

fuken.... umm
lickin out a fat german porno bitch with hairy legs n smelly arm pits.
or
being forced to listen to the baha men (who let the dogs out) on repeat for the rest of ya life

lol id say the baha men thing w/e it is



Kill ur mother
or
Kill ur father

Kill Both, Wouldnt Be Fair If I Just Killed One....

Gettin Hit By A Car

Or Having Mike Tyson Snuff You As Hard As He Can, Than Bite Your Ear Off

gettin hit by a car (yeaaaah compensation money ;) )

gettin shot in the nuts
or
gettin shot while the gun barrel is up ya asshole

damn you suck.... shot in nuts.... plastic surgery and buy one jessica simpson sucked lol.....

Smokeing The Filter Of A Ciggerette (hole thing)
Or
Somekeing Lawn Grass