ill give a hundred dollars to anyone who can make the best rhyme on this subject

im taking a break from breaking a leg on the dance floor
my hands connect wit jaws of whores who owe me money
no it wont be funny when i gotta explain
the immense pain to a psycotic bitch whose disconnected with her left brain


next word: Presidential Suite

When I get noticed these people will pray/
That to get to me they'll even kill today/
I went from the motel to the presidential suite/
Them motels was nasty, My new rooms sweet/
Too Bad that in the near future, All I see is one roomed drive-ups/
I can still hope that someday to see me, thay'll all strive-up/

Next Word: Squeeky Bed

After much spittin I gotta rest my head
Go to sleep but be woken up by my Squeeky Bed.
High pitch sound, fukn up my ears.
Bursts the eardrums bring me to tears.
So I go buy a new bed at dreamland.
Sleep nice n tight wid my dreamman. (not literally :) )

Next Word: Hand Towels

Blood stains my hands the gat's blown out//
Down the street I can hear screams cry out//
Run on the double to the shelter this stinks foul//
Gotta get this blood with some sort of soft hand towel//

Nxt Word: Hypocracy

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what you say you hate that?.but you doing it..
say you dont chase pussy....then why you persuing it..
say rock isnt your thing?..but when its on the radio...u sing....
say this cat aint funny? then why you laugh....ing?
say computer's are for wanna b's..
then why everytime somthing dope's on screen...you wanna see.
say you dont care about your look's..then why do you love your reflection.......
say you never wanted that bitch...then why you crying over rejection?...............

blah somline's aint hipocricy...fuck it..deal with it..lol..

...future..

the ineviteable thing is that we know death haunts us
cant always win the fight with lives bullies that taunts us
where will we be in thirty years from now is the ? we ask
will we remember the suggestions given to us in our past
some will end up dead or in jail cuz they took the wrong path
trying to be clever hiding out, but forever dont seem to last
going on and on till they finally end up running out of gas
some will be mediocre vets retired and having no regrets
little will actaully taste fame living in their idol's silhouettes


sneakers

everybody talk about forces this...forces that, i dun had it
i sport them reeboks, white on white, cuz yall know imma classic
but sumtimes i lyke to switch it over to them shell toe a-di-das
or da ones with tha candy color flaps, gotem sayin 'ma-she's-fly'
what ever i rock its eitha all white or black, them crisp colors
so bright wen tha sun touches... it looks lyke my kicks hover
...blah....

umbrellas

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

It's a cold day, n it's been like that since the morn
the sky slowly darkens, dark clouds start ta' form
i'm worn, tired from walkin, n now i'm gittin sore feet
n now there's rain drops gatherin upon the cold streets
so i pull out my umbrella, even tho this shit is broke
but i could give a damn, as long as i dont git my ass soaked

next word: hooptie

yo all deez fools ridin round in benz dont know bout da hooptie...
it'll leave ya eyes like ya jaws.. drooping
you playas know how da hooptie ride
nothin betta den chrome 24's on da side
playa dont be mad cuz da hooptie getz me mine
only da best bitches around nigga heres ya sign

yo.. da next word is "juice"

i got that crunk juice, cuz im from the south
it aint minute maid or welch's, its that shit that makes u bounce
it makes u nod your head, and get at least retarded
itll make me pop u dead, dont get me started
crunk juice keeps me goin, day and night
pump u up sayin fuck a gun spray...ill fight

next word: chapstick

Yo, autumn's here.....the weather's startin ta' cool down
n as the wind brings chills i stay warm, i aint a fool now
lol, this is when my ashiness is at it's all time highest
so when the wind hits my face, i git immediate dryness
n as i strive tryna survive the elements, i git cracked lips
but no worries...in my pocket, i always got my chapstick...

next word: lighter

all yall street kats quit frontin,
i carry a gun and a lighter, both to spark somethin,
blaze up the dealers in the curb,
then blaze up they herb :laugh:

animosity/// yeah

with such atrosity i spit some shit i rip with animosity..
was that his lung that came out his mouth?....it gotta be!
im steaming upset..swing at his face and stick a metal beam in his chest
this animosity aint jealousy my rage'll consume and burn ya vocals
once i explode ya body parts get scatteres around the hood like local phone booths

next topic ...diareaha

You feel it comin'-hear your stomach bubblin'/
Tryin to get to the throne, you pushin' and shovin'/
You back up to the stall, your heart still thumpin'/
rip off your draws, let loose and start dumpin'/
Aint much else to do but wait/
You squeezin shit out, cause the walls to shake/
The occupants in the room scatter for air/
You release an atmosphere you shouldn't have shared/
Your stomach churns whenever you have the idea..
ya mawfucka...ITS DIARRHEA...

Next Topic: Viagra

i never needed help in that departant
so when my grand pops was giving me cartons
i aint knew what he was starting!
yo i tried it with this groupie chick who suck it like a chewy stick
at 1st im like this shit is wack dogs it didnt do me shit
but then my dick was harder than rosie odonell in the crips and bloods
and hit it non stop until the little bitch was shitting blood...
and then she said ..this is love...them v drugs had me rippin her pretty cunt
cuz i aint cum until i killed her and dropped her body in the city dump

silicone breasts

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C cup, D cup, pull out measuring cup doctor kavorkian is filling your chest up
Making faces so fake like plastic and ugly people alright so i guess ill tap it
Like gell or balloon if it goes wrong your body is hell n be dead by afternoon
Fix your body like legos and lets see comfort and indepence u dont need those
Fishing line strong as steel left in the 80s like are those real and can i feel
Break your bones get a lighter cast and its not halloween why to i see the mask...



GRIMEE is the next word

im grimey!!!! wiping my ass with my hand im nasty!!!
sometimes i like to sleep out where the trash be...
if u walk past me..thats ya asschecks...ill rob you for ya spare change
and beat you to death with ya mentally impaired brain..the air change
when i walk in a room...all eyes on my henny bottle.. held in my hand
the local drug dealers keep trying to sell me some grams
cuz im grimey fuck a two piece suit and fitted cap
ill get the next nigga see and get ridda that...gimme that!!!

next topic...ya boy girl tryna fuck you

Ayo i stroll inta da room as ma man left early
Playing da tunes...his girls breasts musta heard-me
I was sitting on da matress as she wondered over
Was she n actress? or was i really a cassanova
Ma boy been gone for 10 mins n she still sexual
She wants me ta get inside of her like her fucking cholestrol
But i wasnt gunna be a traitor n commit adultry
I had ta face her or be more of a chicken den poultry
It was over man i left da room without a second blink
Da time was next ta noon but this cat here was quick ta think

next topic= lifes stress

no srry forget dat....next word is stress^^

No time to write rhymes, no time to do shit
All this got me thinkin bout endin it quick
Woes with women and spendin no dough
9 ta 5 to stay alive barely makin it though
Jus skin n bones cant keep my kids in good clothes
Bumped heads wit the feds cant be stressed no mo
Please Lord shed light down the road that I roam
Or take heed and proceed to take me home.


Next word-Corruption

a government divided, by a corrupt administration
November 2nd two men colidied, in a nation bound by castration
what happened to america, what happended to the land of the free
i dont get it, an eagle that proud... now has clipped wings
i thot this was a land of oppurtunity for all
then why do the cops harass me when i ball
maybe if there was a leader that was tough
to guide this nation, a diamond in a ruff

next word - destiny

What does life after death hold in store for me?
My life I live controlled by destiny
Is it My Lord Jesus beyond the Pearly Gates
Or does Satan own my soul in a dark hole he waits for me
What does my sad sob story of a life have for retribution
To think of these thigns only causes mass confusion
So when I'm laid to rest and meet my date with death
Touch the cross on my chest and please pray for the best.

next word-street credibility

im so fresh so clean, so ripe
in my hood blazin up the pipe
cause whenever i heat the booth
niggas kno i wreck it loose
and thats nobody stays ahead of me
cause nigga i am street credibility

^^^next word?^^^^

o shit.... for you..... history

The future fo sho is so uncertain
But the past even though at times is concernin
Its been written in books and spitten in hooks
Just to think about some things it'll get somebody shook
All the things thats happened for all the wrong reasons
Just cuz it gave a few people pleasin
But geeze when is it all said and done
How do I correct the things in the past I'm runnin from
The time will come when all things I wish to be
Are gone in no time they history

Next Word-Bisexual Bitches

.:: Bi-Sexual Bitches ::.

The Rhyme



This Dog is gettin it on with the same kind Mom
Female Dogs is what im basing this Rhyme on
Not Gurls these doggs were getting freaky in the park
And When they where Pawing each other they started to bark
Why are and What There Doing? It Behind the Tree Bark
When they we're done nutting all left on there nose was Pee-Nut-Snot

[ LoL !-!-! ]

i did'int do bisexual gurls i did bitches bitches are dogs haha

next rhyme.::: Green Orange And Black Nike Air Force 1 Basketball Shoes
:thumbup:

if im hoopin on the streets or in the center what do i do
i grab my N. I. K. E negative one plus twos
they green orange and black, mismatch kicks when i dispatch
kids that think they this fast, so they come and get ripped fast
and its not that im skilled, its that my shoes are just too clean
you can step and get killed, thats if you choose to get OOOED mean

lol couldnt think of shit for the last line......took about 1 minute...

next word........anal beeds

I Got hair in my ass and the pain it bleeds
So i get the 80 inch hair in my ass braided wit anal Beeds
Fatal Seedz like the edible cookie itz the rookie
i dont play hookie shit on the floor wit dookie

next word....:: Iraqi Mexicans

iraqi mexicans like sand nigga wetbacks
from all the heat their ass get heartattacks
cause when USA comes in bustin the big guns
these crazy ass niggas do nothing but run
watch out bin laden they comin fo you
a scud missle wit ur name on "from us to you"

next -- fake game

Fake Game Stakes Name Rake Lame
TAke u to the lane show u got nuttin sustained
ya game its gone nowhere to hide
u lied sayin ur good but u lied open Wide


next rhyme:: Erecktion

lol rerection..get da fuk out of here ill do a different one...cyhper

Ayo I pick up da mic n stroll into da circle
roll n spit hard shells...u can call me a turtle
Im carryin da cypher for a period of time
This dudes a rhyme writer just placin his rhymes
I flip it n rip it as i grab da mic wit dignity
Ma flows wicked as i turn mcees ta history
I had a challenge n left more dan three dead
its like im walking on water while dey hittin da sea-bed
We all standing in a circle looking like hoodlums
blazing up n grabbin da mic ta rip straight through-them
In a lyrical chase i loose-them...quick ta bruise them
the keep asking for rematches...but ma skills already proven
Last mcee grabs da mic as i peer in his eyes
Acting all tight thinking i dont c da fear in him rise
Us cypherers here ta reveloutinize n change evaloution
This worlds just shootin guys coz its got no solution
Ima step down now that i've left da mic half burnt
I dont like bacteria...so whoevers next, dont pass germs

Global castastraphy

keep it rolling smooth whoeevrs nxt^^

global catastrophe? good one


its almost over....u think its a joke...when i knew it was real
cuz in the good ol U S A is were the WMD's is concealed..(weopns of mass..)
1st it was the atom then the nuc but bush started testing some worst shit
the evidence was on the news..something's making the earth sick
theres a news brief...our commander and chief..thru clenched teeth
north korea must disarm ill give their leader bout 10 weeks
global warming ..at faster rates then anticipated... happening
before our eyes with every passing day the skies blackening
the rip between the USA is bigger after election day..
"who the fuck voted 4 bush?"...."kerry voters must be gay"
meanwhile bush is putting the finishing touches on world war three
if too many soldiers die...then send more muh fuckas across seas!
'please disarm while i proceed to make my doomsday war heads'
1 more week im telling u korea comply or soon you all dead
interupt ya program.....america has been hit with a nuc bomb!!
Bush:it appears our enemies want a war" *( but he's too calm)
behind the scenes bush just gave the ok to attack
three bombs headed to korea blew em off of the map
b4 they went though ...a hand activates their primary defense
a global catastraphe in a blink of an eye so go repent!!!

prt 2 later^
nxt topic...gardening..haha have fun!

staysis mom has got it going on
when she gardens i get a hard on
bending over damn look at that ass
i just wanna fall and think about us rollin in the grass
i see her stuffing the ground with yellow and pink flowers
her boyfriend comes up... fuck you coward

hmmmm..... next word..... win

Win my ass u cats always lose....
check out ur record...now look at ur crews...
U deserve to be sued....for bein so ignant...
But u'd prolly lose that like u did in ur pigments....
I'm just a figment of ur imagination...
And u'd still never win....even on playstation...

next words: word son