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Yo, I'll throw... I'm all out of punchlines. :( |
throws a tamato
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thanks, i needed that, geeeeeez, i gotta lay off the pills
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Throws a knife... ...in yo direction!! :D :hump: |
pulls out a uzi and starts shootin
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nigga, you dead already. :D :hump: |
fluid moon talk to lexicon and see if he can make u a sig
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joke: ya mother a mexican midget with hair on her lips
jsut playing wac joke |
whats binladen's favorite NFL team
The New York Jets. |
The easter bunny, Santa, and a smart blonde find a $100 bill on the ground... Who picks it up?.....
No one.... santas not real, The easter bunnys fake, and theres no such thing as a smart Blonde! |
How can you tell if a blonde was on a computer?..
The Joy Stck Is wet! |
3 Rappers walk into a bar. . .
The first one says "Ouch!" ((( They walk into a "Bar"... Get it .. a pole! ))) |
Two Blind men walk in to a bar....
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what does a fat girl and a moe-ped have in common
there fun to ride untill your friends se you on one.... |
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne waits till you're 13 to come all over your face. |
Yo the "Hello ladies" joke was from the beginnin of Colt 45 dumasses, afroman... Shit's funny tho
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finnaly you are on^
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whats Micheal Jackson and wallmart have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.... |
ROFL omg that is funny as fuck and i understand it
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alright...yall probably won't believe me..but I thought of this a while back....
In the song "Hotel" By r.kelly and caissidy, why is it that the party won't stop untill 6 in the morning? "I dunno why" Because thats when all the girls gotta start gettin ready for school..... I like r.kelly..but couldn't help myself... |
How do you make a one armed blonde fall out of a tree??
wave at her. Yo bitches :D |
What do michel Jackson and McDonalds have in common?.... 40 year old meat Beetween ten year old buns!
What do micheal Jackson and a walmart bag have in common?.... They are both Plastic and are dangerous to kids... |
who iz the best textcee on RV?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trooper! hahaha fuckin hilarious..... |
How do you kill a crack head blonde?....
Put Coke at the bottom of a swimming pool! |
If you think the ride mower is a puch mower... and end up chasing it..
You might be a redNeck... If you try to ride the weedwacker.... Yu might be a redneck.. If you mow your grass... and find a car... You might be a red neck! |
not to piss anyone off but how do u stop a black guy from jumpin on your bed??
put velcro on da celeing |
I nkow a couple Black people jokes... but I aint gonna post em... I respect them....
No hate 2pac... Vote on my battles!! \/ \/ \/ |
whats black red screams and steams????
a baby in a microwave ain't that sick..... |
yo yo this is keith i go to school and people piss me off when they say fuck off and all that shit it's stupid they act like they are 2 year's old they are dum
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whats funnier than a dead baby........... a dead baby in a clown suit... haha whats funner than nailing a baby to a tree.... ripping it off whats sicker than 99 dead babies in a dumpster.... the 100th one at the bottom eating his way to the top ......... thats to much |
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^^^^^what what what what what........... anyway what did the mexican say while chasin his piece of paper? "get back here esay" ........... what did the mexican say to the house after it fell on him? "get off me homes" MAD PROPS TO WHOEVER MAD THIS THREAD and everyone who posts in it. even if u aint got jokes, sayin dumb shit while on drugs is good enough.- love this thread. |
thats heelllllaaaa sic...kid oyu need help...lol
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a man walks into a club and says "ouch"
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lol nice
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I got A Joke.........A Lil Racist But Aiiiiiight..................................
WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH 4 CRACKERS DRIBIN OFF A CLIFF IN A PICK-UP TRUCK??? .................................................. .................................................. ........... THERES ROOM FOR AT LEAST 4 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahah, No Disrespect To My White Bruh'z In This World, But That Joke Gets Me Everytime!! HAHAHA!!! |
i got this 1.........its not a nu 1 but i kinna like it
3 friends called "nothing,nobody and mad" lived in an appartment toghether... one day "nothing" fell down from the window... "nobody" saw him and told "mad" to call the police... mad calls and says : Mad :hello!...nothing fell from the window and nobody saw him then the police man says : are u sick? then mad says : no im mad!! lmfao...i like this shit |
Ok here si a long joke but funny as hell....
Ok there are three friends: Mr. Tutrle, Mr. Buzzard, and Mr. rabbit, They want to get together and make a house.... so mr. buzzard goes out to the yard to grow a garden.... and Mr. turtle starts on the house.... Then Mr. rappit goes to get some Manuor ( cow poop ) for the garden...\ >......................... Mr. rabbit comes back later and there is a big mansion.... he goes up to the dorr and knocks.... then a buttler comes to the door... and mr. rabbit asks ... Where is mr. buzzard?.. And the buttler says: " Mr. Buz-ARD is out in the yARD... Then Mr. rabbit says: "where is mr. turtle??.... Then The buttler says.. " Mr. Tur-tELL.. is out by the wELL... Then mr. rabbit says... well tell them Mr. Rab-IT Is here with the shIT!! HA HA HA!!... lol i love that one! |
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pz. |
heres some jokes
Why are black people so good at Basketball Cause They Can Run Steal And Shoot hahahah Im Halarious What was the name of the mexican wit a Ruber Toe His Name was RUBERTOE ahahahaha i crack myself up |
aight
there's 3 guys standin outside a pub a cop pulls over and ask them what they're doin in unison they answer waitin for the Queens Legs tah open so we can get a drink... |
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