Ima Take This Little Groupie And Tap her //
Ima Rape This Bitch Just Like Crooked Comical Lyrically Rapes Rappers //
Ill Stick My Dick in Her Ass Till She Screams FOR MERCY //
Shes dehidrated And Me Makin Her Sweat Is Makin Her More Thirsty //
WAIT A MINUTE ... This Bitch is Enjoying Herself ... IMA START KILLING //
Cuz This Bitch Likes It Rough And you Cant Rape The Willing //


Next person = Dr Dre

im the king, 2nd generation grandfather to rap
im ginsing to these little kids makin whites look black
Humble to these Roots but Inovator of this Game
ive got all my checker pieces kinged and mained
Its A simple Strain to make records these days
Cash is piled in my home cant find my way like a maze

-next:Lottery winner, peice of info: he was a man in extreme poverty.

YESTERDAY I WAS SUFFERING MENTALLY/
NOW IM SPINNIN IN A CHROMED OUT BENTLEY/
I GOT LUCKY LAST NITE - RECIEVED 6 NUMBERS/
NOT FROM GIRLS - THE LOTTO - NOW IM WORTH HUNDREDS/
MILLIONS PROBABLY NOW I CAN GO OUT AND SPEND/
NO NEED TO SIT ON CORNERS - NO NEED TO PRETEND/
THAT I JUST GOT MUGGED SO I GOT NO MONEY/
SUDDENLY WANNA BE FRIENDS - AINT THAT FUNNY/
NOW I DONT NEED THOSE SHITTY DRUGS/
INSTEAD I'LL GET SUM GOOD SHIT FROM THE THUGS/
NO LONGER JUST WEE - MOVE ONTO COCAINE/
GET HIGH AS A MUTHA FUCKER - GO INSANE/
PROBABLY LOOSE MY MONEY TO SUM FUCKED UP HOE/
WIPE ME CLEAN OF EVERY PENNY - AWAY SHE GO/
THATS AIGHT THO COZ I'M ALL WEDGED UP/
ALL THESE OTHER PLAYAS AINT GOT SHIT - MAN I SUCK/
$ SIGNS IN MY EYES GOT MY VISION ALL SMEARED/
NO IM ALL RICH IM A CUNT - AINT THAT WIERD/

NEXT: A PIMP

I put gloss on, and slip the floss on
Walk on, and squak wit the walk
Pimp slap a ho, and dis-ample a customer
Then I bust-on-her, wheres my money
Honey says "he robbed me", So i gave her 2 extra jobs, see
Went to belmont, and got shot G - I helpd it, now im in the peni-ten-tree

Edit your post next time your forget to leave topic
Next a Priest
~Bounce~

aiyyo i sleep with kids and pray for better days
and preach "tha key ta life is change for better wayz"
stay celibite but wanna turn a nun into a hoe
sip some henny and roll a century full of dro
always sport tha same attire and never really sin
speak about tha path of jesus n wish he lets me in

weak....whutever

next- a junkie

when i was a little boy in the school desk of show and tell
who would ever think the careers in which wud rise and fail
in the shadows of the nightmares and pollution of slums
i studder and stagger, high and drunk, boostin the bums
sympathy is my paycheck, lunch buffets be's the gutters
and on vacation, i travel downtown to the next dumpster
red holes prodin my inner elbow, a sorta thinner fellow
status = 0, dirt gringed clothes, my teeth is yellow
i never sleep, my savior elevates me, my pain is mellowed
now i wonder from the valley of death would you hear my echo?

Next: a prison inmate

It's a givin, the prison I live in is hell,
Can't hug my kids and wife from inside a cell,
Kiss em through glass and wish em well,
Why did I slang, man I can't tell,
It was freedom, not drugs I'd sell,
Now i'm in jail, tell me where I fell,
I want an answer so I ain't pray I yell,
It's just pain in a concrete shell,
We're really all under the spell,
Cause in the real world I was stuck as well,
Poverty and hunger not bars that held.

I dunno what this is, lol, but it was fun...

Edited to keep cypher going, last kid posted off topic.

Next: Mr. Myagi (karate kid dude)
~Bounce~

HI YA, 3rd degree black belt reputwa, hit you from afar,
wit the flyin swing kick knockin you off your feet, its raps MR.MIYAGIE,
don't try me, i may look tiny wit eyes lookin like i'm always sleepy,
knee to your midsection no weapons only tae-kwon do lessons,
you got mine and daniels son's blessins, any questions,
on my wax-off wax-on style, i been here for a long while,
jus watch me lift my leg and raise my arms like i'm about to take flight,
do some cheap dance move hit you wit some funny ass kick, GOODNITE!!!!

Deeni, you been here long enough to know the rules. next time don't forget to leave a topic.

Next: A day in the life of a trash man, garbage man what ever...
~Bounce~

as i kill with a *fraction to a decimal* that ~Divides Fate~,in hand to young children to *demolish past* that ~Deprives Hate~//
but the *living essence* to futuristic ~Domestic Violence~ brings *calateral Damage* to hearts to a ~simplistic Silence~//
as we all *re-group,re-act* facts that are ~Unknown Comercially~
And we ~Postpone for Eternity~ to eliminate ~Known killers Internally~//
but the conclusion is ~Prewritten Destiny~ *open eyez* and ur lives will be ~Written Fantasy~ to awake not a ~hidden Prophecy~//

WTF? Stick to the topic of the forum, you have been warned, I will leave this up until your next post, then it will be deleted.

USE THE TOPIC LEFT ABOVE FOR THE NEXT POST!
~Bounce~

s pain heaves in my chest i take deep breaths/
and unless im fresh im pressed for being depressed/
and regret the mess that i created in steps/
but im wet with like fishnets and i hate and reflect/
and this pain rerains from showing but only at times/
and brain perceives nothing but only these rhymes/
ahead of my head i feel as lead dragging out of bed/
dead?nah just romance painted red/
sigh,sit back and look into my eyes/
walk in myshoes?nah just wonderin...why?/

Do not forget to leave a person behind for the next kid...

~Bounce~


Next: Bother Ali

aye Bounce make a topic/person to talkbout for me
then ill edit.
ty.

Do Brother Ali some justice, don't just diss on his lack of pigment...
~Bounce~

Topic/Person: Brother Ali (left by daz)
DªÖ wanted to reply to this thread
but took to long [last posted on 12-27-03 and still hasnt finished] so im gon skip this busta ass cause i wanna do this.

Yo i was influenced by the elements
sent me here breakdancin now im making hits
though im throwin fits cause everywhere i go its the same old shit
I'm albino so fuckin what, do i not got two nuts?
puts things in perspective kinda like a kibbutz
but to respect bounce ill stop talkin about my race
cause now im faced with a steady change of pace
embrace random thoughts and random situations
through generations we as a society have brought limitations
through routines we have doomed our nation
for routines are what disconnects us from life
you might as well pick up a knife and end your strife
i know these views are as high-pitched as a fife
even tho it took me three years to release an album
i use words as a medium and my cd is sure to have people adjust the volume

next: Captain Crunch

Im captain crunch
captain of the crunch berries
but I like POPs because i pop cherries
my brand is tasy
Lucky charms and fruit loops mixed
all the kids love it, ah shit wait thats TRIX
i got a blue suit and a pirate hat
man drop my cereal go buy a big mac


ah crap the next guy is Ronald mcdonald my bad
Just edit your post next time...
~Bounce~

Ronald McDonald, what the fuck you know bout that...
Only bitch ever really knew me, was in that old avy of Tak's.
I might front sellin burgers, but know I'm down for da task...
Gettin evil on that ass, why ya think Hamburgler wears a mask?
So no one can say shit, once they ass is fucked and tainted...
Shit, I'm so bad I dream crime, s'why I sleep with my face painted.

Next subject:

A Day in the Life...

Of a Ventriloquist

Livin' life as a ventriloquist, sometimes it's a little bit tough,
Puppets always eyeing me and never shuts the fuck up,
It wracks my nerves it does, him sitting there with a smile,
Sometimes i want to break his wooden legs, burn the pile,
But not today, i have work today, i'm goin to a talent show,
The fiend and I, guess it's just another fucked up day yo,
What people don't realize, what nobody seems to be gettin,
I'm not making this fucking puppet talk while he is sittin!,
So it'll be just another show, i'm a slave to this devilish thing,
He has control over me, not the other way, he pulls MY strings!

Next subject:

A day in the life.... of.... Jesus' brother, Larry

Welcome to the Larry Show please have a seat,
Once again the pope keeps causin me beef,
Listen up kids i realy do exist!
My stupid brother got rid of me with a flick of his wrist,
Just because he was firstborn doesnt mean nothing,
I was the cute one, I swear to dad, he was just fruntin,
I keep flickering in and out of these rappers imajinations,
Dad keeps saying me and weed have to stop colaburating,
Well Goodnight boys and girlies, its time to go to bed,
I just brushed my teeth and sold to the devil ur Sweet lil head.


Next topic:
A chiken mc'nugget.

being cooked in crude oil, burning up, skin becoming spoiled
life of a mc nugget, free of human life toils
though i feel like i been seperated from ma own kind
cut off and sliced up, lost and forgotten parts of ma mind
grown not knowing im gonna be eaten
chewd up, swallowd n beaten
digested, shitted out, no chance of ever speakin
now im waste, fuck dat im leaving

next: tha devil

People don't know me yet they always seem 2 judge me/
Jus cuz ur heavenly father says he dislikes me/
there are somepeople who like me /
and i thank them for that but when they get here/
I'll take their souls and eat'em for a snack/
now u bes start to pack cuz ur be here soon/
Jus remember i'm satan the one an only/
the real man dressed in red and always horny/

next...Da Easta bunny

wale up in tha mornin, thinkin bout death/
by tha time i hit lunch, wonder when's my last breath//1
chillin wit tha trues, they here wit me, fuck-school/
sexxin tha girl on tha couch, jus met her today but it snuk-thru//2
now im out to get tha resta tha homies, tha ones doin suttm wit life/
make sure dey get home safe, now it's off to see tha future wife//3
she don know bout wut goes down, or tha sexxin thangs/
but even in anutha pussy, shes tha one on my brains//4
come home, hit up tha rap boards, bumpin tha 2pac/
off in a daze, thinkin bout his truth and im too shocked//5

ehh... blah lol

PEACE!!!
~1~

Next Person: Bill Gates
Do not forget to leave a person behind for the next kid
~Bounce~

I just bought the best new tall sky scraper with my cataclismic paper
Need somethin 2 hold my trillion dollar empire like an evil caped crusader
I got to much time on my hands thinkin about travelin to unknown lands
Wit my brand new privat jet wit face paintd on da sid wit servants on hand
Or maybe I'll take a vacation and sail like magellan travel round da globe
Ill just buy out da govs treasury n sew together a golden threaded robe
Money is ovr flowin in my pockets mayb ill build 1 of the largest rockets
Going crazy wit 2 litl stress 2 relaxed my eyes are comin out of sockets
Maybe ill murder some1 so i can begin to have somethin to worry about
Evrythings alredy set up and ready freddy so im nothin to worry about

(this is wack but it's workn someone else can try but bill gates is a punk)

NEXT PERSON: AN ALCHOLIC

Grains, Hops, And weird substances,
Yum, Yum, Killed enuff brain cells already - So grab the kids
Dont have 2 dimes to rub together, No place to close my lids
I dont realy give a F'k cuz I got endless Bottles of Bibs, (bub)
I might just hang out in a club - 1k worth of Hipnotic
Tasted like sh't but f'ukz me up more than gin and tonic
My liver is about to rot out of my body
I dont care, As long as i can wet my wistle, with a lil bacardi

Next: The little man that lives in my keyboard!! :|

Tap Tap on the keyboard as I write my new lethal lyric
He's running from the sound and makin him dizzy n sick
He's getting pissed wanting the system to crash and die
Under the keyboards yearning to see the beatiful sky
Chillin under numb lock he's getting his kicks watching
Im Soon onto another website chat line soon dodging

NEXT PERSON: A Good Little Girl Just Turned Prostitute


Your color and font is fucking with my high kid...
~Bounce~

Mom always said i was pretty, Said i would be sexy//
I was always a good girl, till my 3 year boyfriend left me//
I was so pissed i went out and fucked//
Oh i loved it so much, How about the life of a slut?//
Better yet, How about I make a lil money//
Street Corners are cold, Until i meet a new Hunni//
Ill sell my body for $200 an hour//
Its kinna buggin me tho...im not a pretty lil flower//

Next: Snoop Dogg

fo shizzle my nizzle as i spit thiz shizzle
im lookin soo fly in my new suit fo rizzle
i said i quit smokin but i kno it is bull
i sed it too the press ha ha what fools
i stay smokin the dro gettin some hoes
im a p.i.m.p. like 50 cent ya kno

next person: Jin The Ruff Ryder


next person

Yo my name is Jin, Bruce Lee is my twin,
Reppin 106 & park's top ten;
A battle that u can't cuss in..... um ill pass,
Tryin to disqaulify me, every time i say ass;
All that shits wack.. sice i left, it's all been fuckin gay,
With those rules, there mine as well not even be a Freestyle friday
I used it to my advantage, it took a while, but got me far
Went from making fried rice, to chillin with double R

Next: Run DMC

dmc
 

oh no what will we do /
squad went from 3 to 2/
we incomplete and dmc not a good speeka/
and worst than that no one wants a sneeka/that dont matter I paved they way/
for the new school rappers of today/
it us run dmc and we never play
plus we show'd yall how to rock this way
we were nice and still respected today
R.i.P to Jam Master Jay

(think old school style) next person:chingy

yo I like it when I make my cat Purr (purr)
rub my hand across its back and pet it's fur (fur)
He likes it when I pet him right thurre (thurre)
you know my kitty knews that i curre (curre)
They wont let my kitty in the holiday Inn (inn)
I'm like, let's go kitty, fuck them (them)
even though i really wanted a comfy bed (bed)
so my pussy can give me head (head)

next person: Abraham Lincoln

my name is Abe Lincoln my dead Asshole's stinkin
A bullet went through my brain so i dont do much thinkin
i made the gettysburgh address to get myself a girlfriend
the worthless piece of shit only went and made the civil war end
my bitch Mary Todd i send her stupid ass whorin
at least i used to until i died...now my fucken life is borin

next person : Jenna Jameson (porn star)

^lmao fuckin hilarious

WHats better thans fuckin fuckin fo a livin
Should have 3 brains wit all the head I be givin
I'm da most well know and sought afta pornstar
Mo bones in me than A dogs backyard
Gettin paid good money too bad I can't act
So I'll fuck til my pussys no longer in tact

Sadaam

Yo call up my nigga bin ladden and tell him my newest plans
and tell him i got the materials needed to bomb hoover dam
then get me some hoes and invite them into the secret ditch (Where he got found)
so they can start beatin this dick
and if u could, get me a barber to gimmie my cuts
*THE ARMY RUNS IN AND FINDS HIS SECRET DITCH N START SHOOTIN!*
got danm they found me, just my fucking luck
should i surender, well shit i guess i'll do it
mayb i should have left iraq wen i had a chance, danm im stupid!!!

Next Person: One of Lil Johns Dreadlock's

Hey, Im one of lil John's dumbass dreadlocks.
get low all day , and to dumb to manage stocks.
Yall just mad cuz yall gotta wear socks.
Man i nevea is washed,I smell like shit after it be squashed
whats panty linen'in anyway? I make all his songs and never get pay.
This is all i got ta say, fuck dis shit, maybe I get washed ta'day.

ummm day in the life of: R-kelly
I didnt read the others hope it hasnt been taken if it has do a day in the life of this smile :hump:

Why do I do music? To pick up the groupies
But now I gotta make em show me a photo ID
S till sing tight shit, till the day I die
But when I fuck underage girls, I believ I can fly
Damn, shouldn't of videoptaped that shit what did I see
I can jack off to Britney spears videos on MTV

-Next person: Pete Rose

Played for the Reds and supposedly threw a game
I did it for the money that's what they claim
I did it but I cant remeber but I remeber that it happened in september
But I wasnt the only one that did it: I'm the only one that got caught
They tried to take me to court and I fought
I swung bats made by louisville slugga
MLB banned me because I was A professional Hustla
But they got sensitive and said I could come back
But when I come back I'ma sling steroids and crack!!



Next Person: Martin Lawrence

I Was In BAdboyS2 One Of The Main Characters|..
But I Sucked At The First 1 Like X-factors|..
Will Smith Dosnt Have A Chance Im Famous|..
In BB2(badboyz2) I Wish My Sista Died Dont Blame Us|..
Now What Smith I Despise You|..
Lil Sucka Lookin Donkey Fooo|..

Next Person:2pac

jus woke up 5 in da mornin//
slangin coke, life never borin//
go to tha studio, right my own shit//
dissin biggie, go eat a dick//
livin that thug life, ride n get high//
always ballin, its either ride or die//
goin to tha club, find a thick shorty//
smokin blunts, n drinkin 40's//
get ta tha house, count ma g's//
man this life is fast, wutta tease//

like biggie but im thinkin like Pac or tryin to neway

Jackie Chan

Kung Fu Karate All That I Learned|..
Was In Rush Hour In The Scence I Almost Burned|..
Did You See The Movie Medallion|..
I Sucked At it Wild Like A Stallion|..
Am Better Than Bruce Lee Dont Question It|..
You Better Than Jackie PSHH Wheres Thhe Evidence|..

Day in the life of: A vidio camera, Hid in a bathroom and just found by an employee of Safeway.

Isn't it ironic how I can record violence and brutality and that's okay?
But some chick finds me in safeway and runs out of the door to say:
"HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK DID THIS... FUCKING PERVERTS"
I'm innocent I tell you.. a pervert?....man that hurts
It's totatly cool to do that you see, I call it natural, you say invasion of privacy?
You were in a public bathroom... ironic... You should be glad I watch you pee
I'm not horny, it's not a disorder.... just sort of a fetish of my owner
It's better than printing pictures from online.. he's saves a bundle on print toner
I don't care what anyone says, fuck our relationship I can salvage it
cuz when ME and my owner is alone in the bathroom is when we are most affectionate


I feel so dirty... lol

A day in the life of a High School student

i go to school 5 days a week/
and i barely study and still barely get any sleep.
fucking class' got me all streed out/
im just telling u thge day of a igh school student is all aobut.
im still lucky ot get hot gurls in my slu/
if not i really dun't know wat id do.

thx hot gurls


a day in the life of a bus driver

My life is like my route.. It starts off interesting but dulls with repetition
Something's missing, driving buses can't be my life's mission
I feel like a loser, I don't know how long I can go on, fuck
Sad when only interaction I get is when people say hello or not
my parents disowned me, contemplaying suicide i tell ya
I'm oh so lonely,after a hard day I get cursed off by drunk passengers


Next topic: A life in the day of a girl (no girls reply plz)

a day in a life of a gurl would be weird/
when u a boy u cna chill and drink beer.
gurls needs tampons/
guys need condoms.
gurls cna use the tiolet for everything/
guyz need a p hole 1 thing and a toilet foe the other thing
enuf of this gurlthingy, lets move on/
next thing is alife of a condom


lol a condom