Lyrical Solja whatta pussy whiped bitch//
Fuck u MR Hanky u fuckin peice of SHIT//

WHat the fuck kind of verse was dat BE//
I BEarly can Dis Him he heavey. da page is CRASHIN ON ME//

man i heard of hott Names but Lyircal SOlja//
bitch u wish u was Iverson so u chould carrie ur squad on ur SHoulda//

yo ur hair is square n tall like ur Nick-Name is harold
U chouldint be Rollin deep if ya crew got pushed in a Barrel//

yo my rhymes connect like Both sides of the Buckles//
ur punches couldint connect if you had DSL on ur Knukles//

Yo dogg if we had beef we've already CAnned it//
your dick couldint be 3 inchs if u had 3 inch dick EN-Hanicment//

Yo dogg u mo fucka down there dont diss me//
cause ill slap u than fart then Slit ur WRiST BE//

LOL wtf how comes u pussys all wanna be just like "2pac"/
mixed mc just drop the illiterate raps n grow a damn "6 pac"/
coz that the way youll ever come close to being "2 pac" lol/
just keep a water pistol "strapped" to ya "bak" n dream that u sell "crack"//

Yo Blackwell you should stop putting your punchlines in quotes
Look at my verse bitch ass and take some notes
And what's up with your name fuckin Black Well
You could have Em, Pac n Biggie on an album n it still wouldnt sell
And if it came down to you ves. me id win of course
Im getting 6mics youre gettin none in the source

Blackwell, ima stomp on ya genatalia and make your whole sack swell/
why?, cos u whack, and you cant perform that well//
only droppin 4 lines, thats the capacity of your mind/
but my shit is devine, it kills guys, and kills time//
weak lyrics jus start spurtin outta your mouth/
thinkin u better than mixed mc, but in a battle, you'd get knocked out//
'LOL', what the fuck, are you gay?/
do you know thats somethin a child always says!//
maturity levels you show in your scripts/
i'd estimate you bout 8, grow up little bitch//
ima snap you in half, with a back breaker/
and i think its bout time that you met your maker//
so go play with your toys, go home lttle boy/
this game is for adults, and you jus a decoy//

Check it,

Scratch the deck, I'm gonna BigNeck it,
Everybody who in here, we bout to get neked!
Wanna see those bodies grind hot and bake it,
I'm gonna spit my shit to any fucker who can take it,
BigNeck didnt request, he got this on the side,
If he gonna make threats then he need to prepare to hide,
The only thing he gonna waste is his own head - in his suicide,
If somebody told you I'm easy, somebody lied,
This dude tries to score with anything with legs, just to get inside,
His dick is lonesome, his palm his best friend,
And quick on the chase, before he tries to defend or ofend me,
This dude aint gonna send me nowhere,
I met this fucker takin my cousin to day-care,
They told me he was on a perminant stay there...

Jeese, did some1 spring a leak?
Theres a puddle of water, it comes from his tongue and cheek.
If he gonna splurr words like fluid, then i'd better cover up,
"Yo nigga hit a brother up!"
I aint black, fuck it, I aint ever a brother,
Sister callin, you better hit me up with another...
Anyway, This dude was born July 25th, 1985,
Makes me wonder, if he lives to rap, how the fuck he gonna survive?
With lines like that, I'm suprised this fuckers still alive...
And while we on the subject of lame lets move onto his name,
BigNeck... Lemmie think about this,
Ok, check
Now dont laugh when I say I thought of a giraffe,
Or maybe a hick, suckin on his own papa's dick,
Big Neck, Red Neck, Peg Leg, what?
Let me move aside to see what the next fuckers got.

Alby I Can Already See That Yous A Hater//
And You Probably Look Just Like Your A Avatar//...(lol)
And Your Skills Is Like Reading A Paper Written From A Kid In The First Grade//
I Should Of Already Had A Deal Since 13 When I Sat Down And Wrote My First Page//
And I Know Your Sweet As Fuck Your Bars Are Candy Coated//
Albis Made Bitch Just Incase You Niggas Didnt Notice//
Talk Like Your Hard And You Are Pumping Them Jums//
Punchlines Knock Your Teeth Out Your Mouth So You Can Really Start Bumpin Your Gums//(talking Shit)
Me Im Out To Murder My Enemies And My Foes//
Your A Brown Noseing Nigga So Im Gonna Break Your Nose//
Yah Butt Kissing Fagat//
Stepping All Over You And Your Click Like A Swarm Of Magats//
Im A Giant On This Rap Site//
Nigga I Clap Right//
Homo Thug Let Your Boys Know That Your Ass Aint Tight//
Your Favorite Quote Is "you Cant Rape The Willing"//
When You Fart Sperm Jumps Out Your Ass And Nearly Hits The Ceiling//(lol)

Thats BIG talk, for such a little MAN,
your words come at me r like a worms in a can,
- a joke
Yeah, you got punches, ok... more like a poke,
They woke me,
Provoke me?
I guess, maybe, and oh hey baby -
You want me to show u some respect,
Is ur penis erect?
Never mind, I forget - it dont exist,
I resist the temptation to twist it into pasta,
I'd rather fist my own pussy with vibrator, its faster,
Cus the only damn gratitude ur gonna get,
Is a sharp tongue,
poinsoness,
slightly boisturous,
and its moistuous,
deep enough to drown in,
throw ur towel in dawg,
Young Tips? Whats that? Is that a typo for young tits?
This fucker plays pool with MJ and R-Kelly,
Watching Kiddy porno on the telly,
Well, lets just say, that for today, this fucker is layin on a lay-a-way.

hey look its albi i thought i left that punk in the BACK Alley/
another dead bitch, waitin to get knocked on his ass/
waitin for a trick to suck his dick, you know the 1 his mama likes to lick/
look at you, talkin about young-tips on a lay-a-way, you need to get layed, or get sprayed by my A-K, you know the rest, see im not here to impress, PUNK stop acting like the rest, i always wear a bullet proof VEST, try and shoot me i cant die son, im like ALI take hit after hit, watchin these tricks reload there clips/
Click!, see i live the thug life tryin to get paid while you muther fuckin nerds are always thinkin about gettin layed,stop to impress me son ill have your ass clappin so fast you thinkin you have a Seizure im all about the leazure, ill take you bak to the day,when every lil nigga was runnin with a Ak,it was hard to get by when there was always drive bys, you never know when its gonna be your last day, so dont think your gonna be here tomorrow cause you probably aint!

Rhymes are weak like girls chuck them in the creek. Its reeks, stinks, you should think before you spit shit like that in a blink. Dressed up as a tranny in pink minx, tweak a dildo beak in your rear peak when you get off and are on the breek.
You are spitting through a disability. Its humility, lack the ability to flow with tranquility. I try to paint a picture but its clouded, profounded with ill nouns that should be disabled. I know im not making sense because all you listern to is 50 cent. All you wanna be is in the club, and you claim to be thug who fucks mums. Listen to the beat of the drums, because your bouncing to the tune of your dad having fun in your cum and you wanna taste cause he said it tastes like rum. Add up the sums, your know ones chum. Just a lonely bum looking for some money to fill your tum tum. Oh is that not pre-school enough fool. You will drool when listen to my spit pool of dope lyrics that you claim to be cool. Sit down on the stool at your local gay bar. Looking around for some choice as Bra's. Have a cigarette you just ordered a jar of tar. Am I taking it to far, because i think im below par with tiger woods and i rolling over you in my golf car.


It was technical. I tried writing something as fast as i can to simulate an audio battle.

typo it WASNT technical i mean. Sorry

Startin with Mc.cm, I'll take u all to the gutter,
He cant even fuckin rap, that's why he fuckin mutters,
He played his lines on me like I'm a dude,
Well, let me say, I'm all woman and ur bout to be fish food,
MC.CM u gotta research before u lay em,
And as for B-Rad-G, u gotta get style if u gonna play em'
You write rhymes like u writin a novel,
If you gonna diss others for week rhymes u better grovel,
Cus the hypocrit that you are aint no better model,
And as for Infamous J, didnt leave a rhyme but a line
- so I'll go at him too,
You say ur imfamous, but dawg, I aint even heard o'you,
If I wanted a week at rhyme, I'd say I'd murder you,
Thats about up to all o'yours standers, true?
If only people would pay attention when I get em,
The only things u fuckers can come up with is bout me been a male,
Well, just for the record those lines are so old, they gone stale,
Add to list the shit about me bein bi,
It's old news, for the pre-school crews,
So come at me however u choose,
Lyrically and verbally give me some abuse, truce?

hey albi, you still here, i thought by now you would of elevated//
knowing you , that fuckin bedroom o' yours stinks, have you ejaculated?//
''he's fakin it'' , thats what i usually here from your friends, did you think you could hide your bad side from me//
your an open book, with no lock, i can read your mind without a key//
i see you sittin on a branch, cryin yer eyes out to be in a crew//
the branch'll 'strap you', 'slap' you silly on your 'clap' infested dick'//
you had too many blow up dolls, too many that your 'dick is a clap invested prick'//
the rubbers makin it sore, with no lube left you use your 'hair slick'-gel//
after 30 seconds your outta power, your' a plain alkaline battery whilst im 'dura-cel'//
you barely won to 'miss', that girl packs a punch, you caught her on her bad days//
give up wack, despite if you tried at least 10 years to be tight, you'd never understand the 'rad ways'//

*shoots*

Oh my fucking god!
Another fucker at it!
What did u not reed my lines?!
What, destracted by the rhymes?

*oh my god, rhyme, rhyme RHYME!!!*

Yeah, I knew it,
Trust you to prove it,
This aint even a diss, its a statement, u cant reed,
Truth hurts it, like a suffacation and u cant breathe,
Shut up, u mother fuckin punk ass bitch,
How many mother fuckin times I gotta say it,
How many times I gotta fuckin play this?
What, I gotta get my naked ass up in here b4 u take attention?
Fuck it, Its almost like I forgot to mension I'm a woman,
What u gonna say now? That I got it commin?
That I'm a mother fuckin ugly ass bitch, and thats why u mistake me?
Yeah, thats right, when u aint even seen me to hesitate I might be... hot?
No, I admit, I aint no Britney Spears,
I put fears into little kids, she puts fake titties in their face,
So, shut me up, put me in my place, when I say UNTITLED your a fuckin punk,
Go wash down ur spit with a little spunk,
You know it aint no secret, so why keep it?
It dont take no intelectual -
You're a gay fag, I'm bisexual,
I'm a female, heres the detail...
Two fine ass titties, a plush tush and juicy - - - yeah, u get the point,
You must be to high up offa that joint, cus that shit was week shit,
say it to a man and maybe it be funny,
Till then, go suck on ur dummy.

Albi I think I seen you getting 'strap-a-dick-to-me' in nip tuck
Hopefully you got bad luck and received lyrically demons 2 inch fuck puck.
It sucks, when a wigger with a vagina like you causes a muck
Think you should just shut the fuck up. Cause you are a dog, a mutt.
Think you should stay with the strap ons. Remove your gf's tampons
You got adult shop coupons and the odds on you being a dyke is 1 to 1.
I will spare you the novel because i know you will get distracted
So I have compacted, so u dont run away when your pussy is contracting

fuck.. peep all these new kids.. last two were ruthless/
bitch fight like pussies i didnt know females could do-this/
once im through-wit, you son, you wont know whos who/
the one with the cunt is surely you, so lets talk about who you screw/
dickrider ass-wipe, ya verses ll never reach mad tight/
new to RB but we all know ya rhymes come from other rap-sites/
thats right... goes for all of you sad baby mother fuckers/
i pack heat while all u biters got is whats packed by ya mothers/
one man band but im connected to so many brothers/
closer than saimese, cross us u dead.. s'why no one touch-us/
All the hoes wanna fuck us... so why you talkin bout women?/
ravin bout the pussy u dont get but where are the punches you bringin?/
your lacking in stingin and your flow looks like no attention was given/
syllables missin every second line, try better your rhymes/
or is that a ladder thats too hard to climb? takes too much time?/
peep-with your eyes, im on the top, and i could take any of you on/
specially YOU gone... the sad thing is... that to tell u the truth im a newbawn/

Peace

nice I guess u feel happy u put some peps in they place/
but right now I've got no time to waste/
your punchlines hit softly like the single killing me softly/
while 1 of mine is enough to show us your faulty/
now u say u pack heat and u got many brothers/
we'll I got a 22 that stays ready posers and baby's mothers/
while my deagle is concieved for your so called brothers/
I don't need many peps to take it to ya streets/
man wit a semi and the rest wit autos/
leave blood stains on the wall like u was dysfunctional top model/
I'm tellin the object of the thread is to diss above u/
B-Rad G what the fuck u doin postin a line/
this ain't the section for comments or commentary/
this is where u diss and get dissed like u was stationary/
don't come at the wit some weak shit I'm perfecting my talent/
if u test me I'll fill u up like Dameon tossed money mike's salad/

From the word go, i could tell Krairo was a no show when it comes to flow
Because when it comes to who is 'in the know', i could tell this bro was a bit slow
Your rhymes are so repetitive and you repeat spit the same shit.
Your punches are not competitive, obsolute bits an never heavy hits
Still post one line and still leave u in disgrace. Still put u in place while im in your face
Still leaving you with a gritty after-taste. Making you contemplate be a priest like Mase
I may not be symmetric but im rolling energy thats kinetic and electric
Meanwhile your pathetic, call the paramedic, your overdosed on schemetics
Sometimes Im perpendictular sometimes im dead on line. I think its time...
You believe my rhymes are extra-curricular, you learn them before school at nine

B- RAd u iz a BAD RAG say something u talkin to ME//
CAuse my punches DEALY, LIke Muhamed ALI//

Point of dissin B-RAD ,,SKURTTTT,, POINTLESS//
SHIT that Dissin him is more easyer then TAKEIN a PISS//

FA Real Dogg how u gon tell Me 2 SPIT//
FUnny ha ha Dis DUDEs a FAG he gets SCARED of CLIT//
I cant BELEAVE hes suckin all dat DICK//
Nigga im dissin u now later on you will be havein a BIG FIT//

yo man a minute has gon to waste//
i choulda did some many thingz like Run FRom Ya ugly ass FACE//

Lemmie stop ur boring im bout to fall a-Sleep//
Fuckin bitch prolly a white fag like a DAMN SHEEP//

^ lol big words don't make u hot u dumbass sittin there wit a dictionary

Yo I like dissing people online it helps pass the time/
yo B-Rad G how long did u spend lookin up those words/
words don't make the man its all about spoken words/
and I think we can all see that I'll just give u the bird/
wat u doin writing sentences u need to be writin bars/
this a diss not story and 1 like won't make me worry/
I can see your skills ain't nothin be concerned about/
let me school u in grammer real quick/
your apprehensive style is sickening to me/
the way u mortify yourself trying to be something your not meant to be/
this is a quick seminar for u to learn from afar/
don't come in here talk shit while u post 1 bar/
I'ma get back to my usual style/
so learn from what I said big words only last a while/
sooner or later u gonna runout u like a runnaway slave that can't walk mile/
I'm out I got shit to do before I get to wild/

had to cut that short I got shit to do cya

personly i think you'll both suck

u not talkin BOUT me yo if u are hhahahahah uz a FUnny ass dUdE

wat u doin writing sentences u need to be writin bars/
this a diss not story and 1 like won't make me worry/
I can see your skills ain't nothin be concerned about/
let me school u in grammer real quick/

WTF IS DAt it DOnt RHyme DUMB ASS

Mixed M.c or Krairo I cant judge who is worse.I feel cursed to rebutt such shit verse
Screw'n grannies then steal their purse. Stealing prammies then screwing baby nursed
Both your shit is so rehearsed. I feel like its so shit i should be re-imbursed.
Down on me for being technical. I will stab you with a dictionary in your left ventricle
In the rhyme game I am the pinnacle. Claming use are thugs aint even believable
I am sensing u r both homo-erotic. Getting nerotic with pimped boys on narcotics
Both are moronic got you so angry its volconic. Roll on you like super-sonic
Stand down both u clowns before u both get sent down town in a zipped gown

wtf is up with u and these fuckin technical words when u speak it reminds me of a umpalumpa off willie wanka's chocolate factory.
BTW let me tech u a little about grammer and espically writtin works.
"Down on me for being technical. I will stab you with a dictionary in your left ventricle"
u should have said testicle then came wit the homo shit u got no wordplay at all.

I won't even waste my precious time embarassing to too bad/
u and your technical words can suck a dick/
imagine what a cunt like this would do if he spit/
I'm not a pro but I'm a genious in the making/
wat about u I seen hotter lines bacon/
I'll have u shakin wit my presence in the room/
u and your homo-erotic fantasys keep bouncin back like fruit of the loom/
how the hell u gone diss people when u ain't even get a text record/
vote on my battle so I start breakin records/
shatterin dreams and showin u the skills of a king/
I done lost my hype as soon as I read your post/
I better not ever heard u utter a phrase bout to got some toast/
if u wanna battle I'll battle u later/
I gotta get ready to cheat since I'm not a contemplater/

I just saw that after I posted this u can do whatever I won't really waste my time we'd murder him if I didn't have to go back to sleep lol Hail Mary diss :laugh2:

Yo not a nother time i gotta merk this GUY//
Yo if some1 said u was nice sorry that WAs A LIE//
im rippin u up faster den a DOgg witta PIZZA PIE//
my rhymes are so hott you will probly GEt HIGH//

Well still dont say me OR Krairo suckz//
CAuse homie messin wit us, u'z Deffinetly out of LUCKZ//

First Krairo dont get angry at me because your a dumb cunt and dont understand my words. Blame your mum for bringing u up in a trailer park.
Secondly dont try to say i should of said shit about 'Testicles' then say that i shouldnt of mentioned homo-erotica. Blame your homo - erotica tendencies on your dad who fucked you, not me.
Thirdly stop free posting Mixx M.C, plus your rhymes are shit, honestly im not lieing. Blame that on your english teacher, who probably fucked you aswell.
Fourthly, Krairo your shit dont even rhyme, even mixx m.cs half assed attempts rhyme atleast. Blame that again on your trailer park heritage.
Oh and finally if you two cats wanna bring on a battle i will take both you poser's any day. And i will give you days to pre-write, because i dont wanna waste my time with the pieces of shit u throw up on here.....

Now time for you to listern up just one more time. I will keep it as basic as possible

Krairo and Mixxed M.C sitting in a tree, K.I double S I.N.G
First comes loves, then comes sex, then comes krairo in a pokodot dress
They have IVF baby named slim shady. He says "what ever happened to all the fine ladies"
You say there are none, and its more fun in the bum. Here sonny "lick my cum"
Just like Krairo did when he was a chum chum and brought up in his ol trailer slum slum
Oh boys am i hurting your feelings? Are you weaping? Your cut e and your seeping

Ok I dont think i could tone it down anymore for your guys. So this time i will turn up the heat a bit. Make sure u have a dictionary close by ok wiggzzzz

With pictures of tupac you lack the tack to be anything like a thug or a mack
Both of you get together and buy a shack an hit eachother from the back its slack
You got an obsolete rhymthic beat, a bitter sweet beef but im still the big chief
So what you pack heat, sit down an take a seat. Your just another sheep
I enforce a course of dicpline to give you remorse. I have the fork not force
To ofcourse pin u in a state of discourse. Now go to mumma an do the chores

Still thinking you cats can keep up. Ok ok now listern closely

Your rhymes are atrocious never ferocious, no notion, in need of some lyrical lotion
Where is the motion? In need of magic potion to ever get my respect gates open
Im a Christian not a sadistic, never simplistic, blast you both open with ballistics
Its terrific, horrific, always specific. I duck punches like aerodynamics
I just gave into temptation, to spit frustration sensations into your correlations
You are girls in menstruation ovulation and need to smoke some plantation

I swing with the beats, i hang with the bears. My car is a ride, so is my babe Sam. I hit it form the back, but i shoot from the front. I own the hood, like i own your stare. You like girls? well im gonna make you one so rare. I put a fight and put u down the stairs. I am the shit, i bring da shit and i own the shit that u call your mumma bear. U aint got nufin, cause i stole it from ya coffin. Yo

dude... you fuckin suck. shit everybody on this fuckin page sucks.

i could diss the whole thread/ and wouldn't get competition
but instead i'll focus on antropac/ who thought he was raw spitting
nonsense just like your post/ no one can understand that
it's not because your over our heads/ it's because you can't rap!
oh well the damage is done/ you can edit it all you like
you swing the beats/ we can tell that you've never seen a mic.

just some shit.

B rad ur a fuckin laughin stock home boy go battle a nigga dunt stay n herre battle some 1

Yo this for B-rad


yo check it keyin in now imma spit straight off my HEAD//
Yo ur lines chouldint lay out straight if they where on a BED//
if we battled strobe whould look and say b rad wack close this THREAD//

man u a wack dude worderin why u here//
im much hotta den u dogg im da 1 u should FEAR//
u still probly be scare even if i wasint here//
ur rhymes close to mine there not even NEAr//
Yo b Rad u da DAmn Laughing stock of da YEAR//
so since your promoted to da worst ull at least SHed a TEAr//

haha dat took 1 minute homie off da HEAD da thing on ur NECK mhm.... u can use it lol

Atro pac

for u


man check it

WaCK DUDE SHOULDINT BE HERE EXSPEALY U and u suck COCK//
yo ur so wack u dont even deserve The NAME PAC//
my freestyles hott homie i got it on LOCK//
u probley cant spit no more cause Wack Spit. went out of STOCK//

HEAd the thing on ur neck like da other dude u should use it//
man ur shit whouldint be hot if it was WRIT//
u made a big mistake spittin in here cuz u aint kno who u FUckin WIT//

Im DA REAPER homie so FACE ur Fears//
but sorry i dont battle bitchs fake homos n dumb WERIDs//

Laugh out Loud lol dats what it stand for//
u dont belong here so ill throw u out da RAP-Battle DOOR//

chilled homie what are you mixxed with garbage and wack/
i aint post here and a while but guess whose back/
your career is over who ever you battle mustve let you win/
cause your flows are garbage youve just embarrassed your next of kin/
your kids'll hate you asking daddy why arent you like branson/
in rap i eat niggas and i chew'em well like charles manson/
your style nowhere near mine sonny your far inferior/
seen you on pimp my ride and your rhymes are worst then your cars interior/
before the makeover/
im about to take over/
you and your style uglier then the old range rover/
so go head and diss if you think you nice/
cause i seen you in that dress all pink and nice/
but you aint cam homie but ill show you purple haze/
your rhymes come back around to hit you i guess your in your circle phaze....."kids these days"

Yo i juss diss da PAGe look im not Gon dis MERK inc. he coo

THIS IS FOR -ONE TWO- YOUR ON DA SPOT NOW


yo this mo fucka one two gon come in da THREAD TALKin SHIT//
You say the hole page SUck i guess thats why ur on it//

I might be two but u Mistaked me for some 1 else BITCH//
Yo u couldint catch a hot rhyme if u had a BASE BALL MITT//

Look 1 2 to da mo fuckin 3 u should be 90//
cause thats how u whould Be, in da hottest Rappers SEE//

Yo dont ever say some 1 suckz if u didint see ur battle son//
but i can tell u suck cause ur gay NAme imma juss diss u for FUN//

Wack skillz, up hillz, like madd thrillz,im hot like Grillz//
ur rhymez garbage goes in there through da window Cill//

Yo man u definetly belong inna pa-ck of NuNz//
i roll wit Akz Pistols gats u roll wit B-B GUNZ//

Yo next VICTOM -BRANSON-



Yo another ho enter'd da room why i dont like wack bitchis//
U like a Video game ur rhymez all have Glitchs//

man im not even gonna ask guesss whoz back its me//
IN sted of new to Rb urs should say WACK -TO- R.B//

Realy why should a waste Presious time on dissin u//
ur no problem like when i put on my damn SHoe//
u might be Evrey thing but hott and itz not cuz u NEW//
cause u stepped up 2 da wronge person FOO//

Stop TECH Ak 47 will be up in ya home//
yo dogg imma bust up ya house and leave u DEAD ALONE//

Youz probley a bigg white boy like oh Goly GEEs//
if u was sign'd it be to WACK-EMCEES//

wats dat niggaz out again
will see who gangsta when a pump on ya chin
back down back down four trey 8 wit pounds on it
laser targetting steady arms 100 rounds on it
niggaz is pussy i see it like magazine on a adolesent teen
most yall spit but dont get no creme

you're above me, i gotta diss you. no hate homie.

this is kinda disappointing/ no regard for the rules
i guess that "no freeposting" shit/ don't apply to you fools
i guess the concept of lyrics/ ain't in your thought process
you couldn't rise to beat me/ if you thought you would CProgress

and since mixxed dickride/ wanna come and diss shit
i'll call your home phone/ next time pac wants his dick licked.

faggot.

one two is very very very very gay
all he do is suck dick every sibge day
I dont play, I pull out my tech and spray
so you better get down heres some advice OK
Im the best, and One two smells like doo doo
you can climb a moutain and still couldnt dew you

O.o I gotta write this to the tipsy beat

One...Two... da... threee.... come fuck wit me/
I'll bring it to yo ass like this was a movie/
lyrical content so explicit so sue me/
onetwo sound like your countin #'s for kids/
close your mouth before I catch u wit 2 to ya ribs/
I ain't talkin bout wit hands I mean 2 hollwtips/
don't think that I'm fake I'll come hard like heat seeking missle/
embarass u so much the only word that comeout is fo shizzle/
snizzle my nizzle if u's a bitch fo rizzle
but if u's a man I don't swing that way for skizzle/(skizzle = skeet)
I'd never let another man touch my meat if it was for a physical/
I demanded a female so they complied wit my offer/
I stay wit female doctors like the WNBA roster/
bitchs wit tittis nice and firm/
freshout outta college ass soo fat u after'em/
don't doubt my skills I feel like P.Diddy right now/
makin $ off bums makin deals wit somes/
if u hot we gotta a agreement/
but if u fake I'll leave yo ass on the cement/
come at me onetwo I got somthin fo u/
exploding bullets that snipers would use in a skematic they drew for u/
I change my wordplay like terrorist wit guns/
everyday sportin somthin new even if it ain't for fun/
come at the with your numerical name/
onetwo ain't even fit to be a cereal name/
only u is to blame if u wanna go c'mon its only a game/

O.o if anyone has any criticisms mine was only for fun in disses I can make funny mistakes but if I really diss someone

it'll hit like a uzi hittin multiple targets/
if u find someone better say fuckem lets start it/
my aim is pefrect cause of practice in the country/
shoot wat I want and don't have to worry bout a safety/
I ain't been bustin shells lately I been bustin nuts/
if your girl walk wit a limp its cause I been in her guts/
bust so much I'm like a semi auto/
change condoms soo much go through'em like tampons wit a model/
I ain't been in the mood lately to lay somthin down/
I ain't talkin bout pussy theres enough of that around/
onetwo is obvious a pussy/
he has a secret life like Micheal Jasckon gettin pussy/
who knows I say we need video evidence/
A DNA sample or a couple bitches to tell it/