hmm....gotta think

water................

steam..............

nope.... keep guessing though

ice................

your tongue............

^nah i think itz a towel....my account = XPETBK-37809

ohhh i think it is a towel pay that man

tounge is wrong

and is towel your guess?

if it is gimme your bank account

i dont get it....:huh:

my account iz XPETBK-37809

tsk omg.............. next

Dumb Nigkas It's Called A Match!!!

Oh Shit I Never Saw The New Questions My Fault

yeah you right but so wasnt davinci before you


50,000


A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

he should said three

Should Of Said 20...I THink..Lol

hmmm...he shoulda said 0

like i said b4 he should said three...tha password iz tha number of letterz in tha word tha doorman said

^^^Smart Nigka My Nigka...Lol

damn nigga smart he found my site.... look like i gotta switch

nah i didn't use a site 4 this 1...i heard it a couple timez b4...an i think i actually used this riddle in a thread about riddlez too

omg... cheeky!!!! ^^^^ good answer

30,000

You're sitting at a bar, an explosively-dank hole in Funky Town USA.
You have an award that says, most likely to be the character in a riddle . . . looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . . . It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . " You see the bartender examine the seated man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again "Thank You" he says, and walks out of the bar . . . why did the man get what he needed

tha dude had tha hiccups...tha shotgun scared tha hiccupz outta him...WUT SON!!!

alright your banned from answering the next 2 questions... you need to give some other people money aswell or atleast let them have the chance to take my money

^hahaha i gotta get sum sleep now anyway so i'm out Zeke catch up on sum shit 4 me iight my nigga

i kno.....what a ho:(

so im dumb cuz i guessed wrong?how bout i own you and we see whos dumb :nono:

blah 20,000

You whiz around the corner in your rented moped when suddenly you're forced to come to a sudden stop.

It seems a funeral procession has stopped for a quick breather. Empathy overwhelms you and you offer your condolences to the whimpering man nearby. "Were you close?" you ask, wishing you hadn't.

After a moment, the man replies, "Brothers and sisters I have none, that man's father is my father's son."

That sounds sarcastic, you think to yourself. Maybe the guy doesn't want to tell you, which is fine, but there's no reason to be a smartass about it.

Or, perhaps the clever among can see this is the real answer.

damn it...i kno tha answer 2

The Man Talking Is The Father

^aha my nigga smart as fuck

the man lost his son:(

the man who died is his son :evilgrin:dammit too slow :cussing:

^ u changed the shit outta ya answer...u just had his nephew...lmao

:huh: i know not what your talking about :evilgrin:

It's...........38190

20,000

Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?