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I got one. Three guys walk into a bar....
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You'd think one of them would have seen it

nice.............................

^shittest name ever...

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Originally Posted by :~serial killah:~

lmao^^ pretty good but check dis

a farmer meets these 3 homeless men on his way home from the market and asks them if they want jobs working with him in the fields. they say yeah and go home with him.

when they get to his house he tells them, "there's only two rooms in the house.my room and my daughter's room. she's 20.if i catch any of you touching her i'll kill you."

so the next morning he wakes up and finds them in her room fuckin her. Since he really needs help with his harvesting he says he's not going to kill them but he's gonna make them take a hundred pieces of one kind of fruit and have them shove it up their ass.

the first guy takes 100 cherries and shoves them up his ass.

the second guy takes 100 strawberries and shoves them up his ass.
then he starts laughing

the farmer says,"what are you laughing at?"

the second guy points out in the field and says "dumbass is out there picking watermelons!"

You told that joke so wronf it is unbelievable.

..... yall do know this thread has been over for 2 days right?

Yep.

I just pointed out that fools mistake....

actually i didnt. it's different ways to tell different jokes. maybe the way you heard it was different. but the best joke to me is you. you callin me a fool but you got somethin that look like a power ranger in ya sig.

Heres A Joke to Use on Ya friends when Yall Trippin On One another

Ya Momma So Dumb she Took A Ruler To Bed to See how long She Sleep
or
You so dumb You Satyed up All Last Night Tryin to Put M&M'z Into Alphabetical order

You're better that me! :laugh:

is this thread still over???