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I don't understand where that came from?
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i'm bored again soooooooooooo let's talk
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Yo look at my battles in my sig.........there pretty good......Pz
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i can't read...i'm sorry thanks for pointing it out :( someone hold me
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If u cant read then how did u know i said anything about readin.......
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hey bebe im back just got back from work n let me tell ya there are some messed up people that just are stupid its funny...some lady with a lisp kept yellin at her daughter to put the candy back and the daughter kept puttin it on the conveyer belt...ill try to cheer ya up with some jokes if i can think of any
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i have dyce to translate it
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lmao can u imagine sleeping with someone with a lisp?? i would laugh if he started talking |
^I like you already:)
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i like u too lucas...i wanna be on one tree hill with u :love: |
ever seen cable guy my aunt use to have a lisp like that when she was little lol...
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i used to date a guy with a studdering problem...it ended quickly cause when we'd get into it he'd start to studder and shit made me laugh poor guy |
it was so hard not to laugh today i had to call my manager because a retard literally left her money on the conveyer and the money was sucked in and that was all she hah
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i went to publix today and some fat lady was weighing herself on the weight machine they have on the front of the store...it's huge so u can see the numbers clearly y would u wanna weigh urself in public?? :huh:
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^^^haha im sure with the moans the stutter was even louder
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yeah and if he talked he was like ooooooo sssssaaaaaannnnndddddyyyyy and i'd start to laugh |
well im skinny so i would weigh myself n it read like 140 then id act like it was a success story n eat some ice cream...lol...i have such a high metabolism
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most guys do u lucky ass bastards |
haha, what if you had a lisp with a studderin problem, wow, and you were fat, with a mullet, ahaha, not that would be the shits
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haha omg mullets are hilarious i saw a kid that looked like joe dirt and his dad was so red neck i just smiled when they came threw my line and they act like they know everything
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i lived in texas basically my whole life...rednecks are funny ass people to hang out with
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*Slaps Everybody In This Thread Except BeBe* Walks To BeBe, I'll Entertain You, If You Entertain Me, Lol |
i dont know why, but whenever someone has a mullet, they always have a skid mustasche to go along with it....WHY, first off, you actually have a mullet, then they go and make it so much worse, fuck i hate little skid mustaches, haha
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k wanna play thumb wars? lol |
my little cousins in texas, galvastin...have such a great accent one was like " i ought to throw this rock at you." n the kid hit my other cousin dead in the face omg i never laughed so hard because each of them went n told their dads
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Alright Your On, Lol *Plays Thumb War With Her* |
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i win!!! yeah!! |
haha, good ol'rock fights....naw, how bout some indexfinger wars
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ever heard of the shocker heres a hint
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if i get really pissed off my texas accent starts to slowly surface which is funny in itself cause i'm korean so an asian girl with a texas accent pissed off its a funny thing to see |
haha...im sorry im perverted n need to go with my friends to the nudy this weekend
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You Kicked Me In The Dick, That's Cheating, Lol |
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wtf? lol hey ur from mn do u know where bendji something is?? my ex boyfriend grew up there |
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sorry i play to rough :( |
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isn't that the stinger, hahaha, nice pic thou |
yeah i might be going to college there next year...Bemiji State University kinda in the corner of mn
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No Fair No Fair I Declare A Rematch, Lol |
thx i try my best to help those visualise and yes it is called stinger haha
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yeah he said it was a small place but he liked it...is it cold there now? and i'll rematch u capitol! :thumbup: |
wanna here a sick joke my buddy told me
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