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Originally Posted by FuxJustAWord

^^ lol...... are u from Chatanooga, cuz ur the only ten-i-see... if i created the alphabet i would put I and U together.... there were some good ones i know.......

oh.... Me "Hey, wanna come to my house and have pizza and fuck?
Her: "NO!"
Me: "What?!?!?!........ U dont like pizza?"

LMFAO fux sigged

Played Pick up Lines:
Hey" is there a mirror in ur pocket... cause i see me in ur pants..
Hey' baby.. are u tired?? cause u been runnin thru my mind all day..
Did it Hurt? her:did what hurt?.. When u fell from heaven..

Nice pants.....I think they would look better on the floor :thumbup:

Got any *Italian in ya?........want any? (*=any nationality)

Wanna help me with some math? We can add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply :thumbup:

*wipes face* I saved you a seat :thumbup:

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up :thumbup:

You: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Her: No....
You: Should I walk by you again?

Wanna play hide the salami?

You: If you were in the woods with a guy and suddenly woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Her: No!!!!
You: Wanna go camping?

I'll think of some more in a minute :thumbup:

nice boobs, they bring out the colour of your shit.....'works better if its a big breasted chick

"what has 52 teeth and holds back the great one eyed monster?.......my zipper"

or a little smooth one

"girl, hersheys makes over 100,000 kisses a day. all im askin for is one"

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Originally Posted by villagepimp

Here's another one:

you ask the girl, "CDs or Tapes?"

When she says CDs, you reply "YOU WANNA SEE DEES NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"

If she says tapes... well... I guess say "YOU WANT ME TO TAPE THESE NUTS TO YOUR MOUTH?" Never had that happen. But this cenario is awesome.

and if they try and be stupid and say "MP3's!!! hehe" or sum shit.. be like "aight, you want me to EMPTY 3 NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!!"

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Originally Posted by villagepimp

Me & Indeph decided that I'm a genious (fuck proper spelling)

The best pick up line ever: Nice shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Damn skippy. I will post more in the coming minutes.

u didnt make that shyt, so why you claimin it? u knwo dayum well you didnt make that shit up

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

Posters

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

do you play the trumphet cuz your making my really horny?

I may not be fred flintstone or willma flintstone but atleast I can make ur bed rock. :laugh: