To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

"Gimme $2, I'll suck yo dick maynnne."

haha, the laughter best medicine one was good.....

but that depends on how many birds are driving

you see a man knew the harpoon gun would automatically take out the heavy nazi artillery...but the orange sky had to be turned back to black in order to make a correctly made U-Turn at the jersey turnpike

WHICH IN TURN made new york the MAIN fUcKing target of a checkbox on someones left nostral

now i dont know how many times this has been said but its very common when you have bubble wrap involved because the pops make garbage disposal machines go into the future (yay) and make things different so that they would be suppressed like the pistol inside of my left leg

but whatever you wanna say i doubt it will EVEN COMPARE to the amount of random shit that comes out of my brain because as you can see on the left side of this Rap Verse chat little thing tin tin can above my empty avatar shows something called Random Master...which is me...i am the Random Master meaning i can make up the best random stories off the spot easier then freestyling and its genious because it helps out when you want to shoot a baby in the face with a 12 guage

but overall thats how the whole nail clipper eyeball situation went down
if you want a DEEPER evaluation IM me and i will show u how deep the rabbit hole goes (neo)...and in return you will show me the amount of paper plates in las vegas

good night
peace

"Lets run down the hill and fuck a cow"
"How about we walk down and fuck them all"

haha i was in the car wit my homie and his dad the otha day and we were behind a fuckin dumptruck, and outta nowhere, my friend says "hey dad, how much would u gimme ta lick the shit off that truck's bumper?"

hahaha...his dad thought he was a fuckin idiot

p.s.- last week he licked the bumper of my car for 1.50

This thread is filled with biting and whackness.

mine = no biting, nor wackness

SHUT UP FOO. BOW AND KISS THE RING.!!! :hump:

haha, ^ thank post was derrived from the chronicles of EmIn3m...way to be soc!

bow and suck my dick, my fellow degrassi liking, hombre

^^^not in a gay way tho

haha

^ haha, wtf? stricktly a rapper to rapper thing....business transaction only

^^post 666 for you, by the way,

werd ta the 666 thing homie, that is fucked...

i also have another quote, it was by me while i was high one time

"i was born a baby" and no, i didn't think there was n e thing wrong with that sentence at the time

^ hahahaha, and then you wondered why everyone was laughing....?haha jk, but i woulda laughed

lol @ my thread...Uppin for more....

*Nuff Said*....................

good ol troop.....

"Heres the pool"
"Why there ain't no water in it?"
"Whatchu mean, you know black ppl can't swim"

"eh smokey back here takin a shit" friday