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i always use condoms... your a idiot if you don't i am not ready to have kids nor do i want to have kids right now....plus there are to many fucked up std's and shit .... the pill isn't always for sure... i'd rather be somewhat safe rather than bust'n a nut and hav'n a kid pop out of her.... i am not going to pay child support...
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^^^ Man what girl u stickin ya dick in? We all seen ya pic.. lookin like Osama/fuzzy the bear, so dont be talkin about fuckin girls, cuz i swear to god that bitch in ya arms was a hostage..
But yea u dont got to wear condoms, just gotta know what u doin... |
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^^your fuck'n retarded.. watch your mouth before i buy your family and sell them back into slavery...you illiterate son of a bitch go get gonorrea or something .. faggot.. you diss me i will diss your faggot ass right back |
^^^ You didn't diss me bitch.. and i would bet that i'm far more literate than your dumb arabic ass will ever be... asuming that im dumb and black is a wrong move.. but i'm not assuming that you are a stupid smelly arab, i know you are.. and you'r one of the ugliest mother fuckers i've ever seen... goofy ass lookin bitch...
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ha i seriously could care less......your a disgrace to your whole race ha.....we'll settle this when i get back from hawaii..... o yea like i said before shut your mouth before i have to call the lynching squad.... and if you want to battle ... battle me on audio then bitch |
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I find it fucking mind-blowing that kids can get bent out of shape over dumb shit like this, and the result is that it lowers the enjoyment level of those viewing the threads. Why don't you 2 grow the fuck up already? Either that or take it to a designated beef thread. Quote:
...I'm pretty sure this thread was not about the dangers of STD's or being a teenage parent. But fuck it, nowadays it's just "do whatever will up your post count", right? Quote:
Funny you mention that. Last semester in my English class there was this kid who looked like an ugly version of Michael Moore lol. He thought he was such a pimp and everytime he was around the girls in our class he'd bring up how your shoe size determines your dick size. The thing is he was like 6'2" and had like a size 16 shoe. So while it was funny that he was bragging about that to girls who were way out of his league, it was also quite saddening to think that a goofy looking mofo like that might really be bigger than you lol. Even if you're not underequipped, it's still quite depressing lol. [making this a legitimate post] But meh, if a condom's slightly uncomfortable it's not that big a deal IMO. [/making this a legitimate post] |
yea once TBP stops acting like a Black George Bush....and stops hating then i'll stop responding to his retarded posts
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Hmm...I just saw somebody post somethi- oh wait, that was me haha. Quote:
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never wore a condom in mylife.. My dick is too Big.. They just dont make them big enough for me... I gotta use a Plastic bag
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^ but you are substituting the bag for the condom
so basically the bag is acting as a condom, so in a sense you do wear them. |
^^^one crafty muthafucka lol
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No the bag is acting like a bag, Dont try and Act smart.. |
actually its not a bag anymore when your using it like a condom
and i'll end it there, by not saying anything else. |
hahaha^^^word got out talked
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in theory its still a bag, cause you bust yah load into it, and then you carry it to the garbage,.. lol
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lol...i find it funny that every person who posted in here except like 3 people i think said their dick is huge and too big to fit in the condom
i find that hard to believe |
don't worry they are just insecure...
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what do you expect!!! |
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na iam a 8 Incher... No word of a Lie.. i got nothing to gain lieing to you people... hahahha :thumbup: |
^sure you are...
50 percent of the people in here are 6 inchers 25 are bigger...25 are smaller... and thats werd... "i gotta use a 25 gallon bag man...and even thats tight..." no you dont...shut the fuck up... |
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haha.. thats funny shit.. May i ask how you know these stats, Not everyone in here is 14.. |
6 inches is the average size in america regardless of race...
its like .1 inches longer on average for blacks i think... so those stats were a good estimate based on statistics...i can link you if you want me to... |
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Ok maybe iam 7 1/2, and thats being nice.. .. |
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well hell, I don't got anything to lie about, I got a 10 incher... now did you believe that dumb shit? now stfu... normally I just get them jumbo elastics and use saran wrap... |
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hahah... Aight Ron Jermey |
 werrrrd...maybe you are...but at least half the people in here are lying... guys care way too much about this shit anyway...way more than girls do...theres the occasional girl that wants a summer sausage but most girls dont prefer freak show dicks... |
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i wonder how they come up wit those stats.. I dont think that Survey person ever called me.. hahah.. yah I know.. this is just a funny Thread..lol |
^ ever actually read articles in pornos.........ahha, there's shit like that all the time
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Kesse, most of the kids here probably didn't even know porno mags had articles before that post^.
It's like this... Quote:
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we all know you love those Play gurl Mag's... Dont lie |
wordman put them niggas in a trash can...
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Hahahano. Maybe if it was first grade that would be funny, but nah. |
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But you are Elementary, So whats the Problem!!!! :thefinger |
i read just about every post in this thread.. and it doesnt cease to amaze me.. the kids in here.. "im to big to fit" "man im 14 and have a 19.4767 incher" wow, wordman i honestly believe that ur not a day older than 15, just by the statements u made in this thread, fact is Condoms are Chinese Peoples gift to US citizens, you see all these people with STD's and Teenage Pregnancy, just imagine how many more without condoms, man i dont care if my dick turns purple and blue from wearing one, im still gonna put that son of a bitch on, nah'm saying.. and since we are all comparing dick sizes here i fall in the 5.5-6.5 range, never actually measured.. but i say im average... :thumbup:
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^uhh, first stupid jokes....now stupid comments........9th own you, straight up |
i jus read first few posts. and lol @ people talkin' about niggas dick sizes. pc one.
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F'real. This isn't a thread to brag about how big you claim you are. I just wanted to know if I was the only one experiencing this and it seems i'm not.
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Soc, you're magician's tricks aren't working, let me try...
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ROFLMAO @ all this shit...well I have niether a penis, nor sex so this doesn't apply to me...but I hope whatever chick lets you put your un-protected penis in her gives you "herpighonaciphylaids" kiddies...
14 and ya gurl might be pregnant?...damn, you should be learning how to fill out a job application correctly not knowing your condom siZe, lmao... but hey, this is America and "everyone" is doing it right? LMAO... you guys amaZe me with all this "fuck a condom" shit then be cryin' and bitchin' when you got a kid or a chicken heard leave ya dick burnt up...shit's funny to me...bet you eXpect ya wife to be a virgin too huh?...ROFL!! |
SIZE 14 SHOE MUH FUCKAS!! haha
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