pisses in spuls closet while hes in his room tappin then realizes kings still in there

*duh, King Has Been Out Partyin Dat Bitch Out Fa Bout 2 Hours Fam*

*still in threesome* :hump:

*realizes they are having the party in the wrong house..goes and changes the house number*

*callz Cali Over So Every1 Can Sit And Make Fun Of His Unbelievablly Whack-self*

lmao realizes its cali and hes been drinkin my piss
and hes wearin tha panties still laughin at kool

spul, y duz ur hampster smell exactly like human shit????? but it duz add sum extra flaver wen i smoke it in tha bong, werd

*hands e-gat to Motif while he takes a shit*

Mike gave me the E-Gat so if anyone fucks around,YOUR FUCKED.

*Opens el Beero*

*lights El Dutcho??*

*CA$per sees a bear* wut will do now casper? ... wut WILL u do??? werd

*call Smokey Of Course...smokey Is Chill Wit All His Bear Peoples...number=1-800-smokesdabear*

passes bear bong bear get stoned from tha shit hamster and leaves casper alone./

LOL, only YOU can prevent forest fires, werd

*brings K-y For All Tha E-bitches To Get Crunk Wit In Da Inflateable Pool*

*sees spuls dog humpin the hamster..takes another hit...and says this is some good shit*

*laughs At Nelson Not Realizing Hes Really Dream/sleep Walking Upstairs....pushes Nelson Down Tha Stairs And Laughs Histarically*

*Steals joint from Nelson, takes a hit, walks out.*

*says Good Riddens, Dont Let Tha Door Hit Ya Where Tha Good Lord Split Ya*

*wakes up on his back...takes another hit and stands up on the table and announces he is going streaking who wants to come?*

*Shoots Dog*

NOOOOO,damn you E-Beer.

=( DOGGIE!!

*ccomes out of toilet*

"Good night, y'all. I'm out. If you need me i'll be fuckin' in my room, yo

*gets back to fuckin' J and Liz in his bedroom. Locks door shut*

*Walks back in and slaps MoTiF, takes gun and breaks it agaisnt leg. Bad boy.*

*declines Becuz Feels It Is His Duty Not To Embarass Nelson With His Overpowering Penis*

*still fuckin* :hump: :hump:

*Blast's the song "switch" and watches Mike Lowerly boogie down.*

ME!!! i wanna join

*pulls down pants and boxers*

*a loud thump sound and wut sounds like a carpet un-rolling*

werd

*bids farewell to all, and falls into a neverending sleep*


later pimps

*declines the dance, and continues fuckin'* :hump:

lmfaooo...u r too damn funny nigga

*runs down the street butt ass naked with a torch......his dick is swingin side to side knocking down pedestrians on the sidewalk as he goes by*lmao

lol, git ya balls away frum my leg...

o, and i just seen u on chappelles show...

*sings lion in tha jungle song*

werd

lol *moves away from Kool..stops at the mc'donalds drive-thru...orders $50 worth of cheesburgers of the dollar menu and continues running*

*nelson and Kool are being put in guniess book of world records for the longest streaking marathon..Cross country streaking.....109395829853 people across the us joins them*

*runs streakin thru a funeral* werd

cuz u cant spell funeral without "fun" werd

*hears a grandmother say....this is one hell of a ceremony*

^^^^***holds at gunpoint an threatens to kill if he don't put some damn clothes on*** dis ain't college hill nigga....so dat shit ain't welcomed!! now get da fuck OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!...lmao

*smacks him with his dick then hides in casket*

*Points and laughs, lmao look at the small dick. :thumbup:*