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flow2crazy 05-22-05 07:40 PM

LMAO at fiya... but for real nigga you shoulda already been at the doctor...

_JooKsta_ 05-22-05 07:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by schema
you gotta get her wetter...then shit like this wont happen...

if shes so dry she split your dick it probably felt like sandpaper for her...



Basically...............

confidential 05-22-05 07:43 PM

u'r fucking sick.............................

schema 05-22-05 08:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by b-gurl
^^^naw thats not true!! stuff like that happens cuz the guys foreskin is too tight or didnt go back when he was gettin it on lol we had to learn about it all in biology lol, made for sum interestin classes! :thumbup:


how are you gonna tell me about having a dick?

do you have a foreskin?

It never hurts unless you try to rush straight to fuckin and the girl isnt wet enough...so if it split in half its safe to say she wasnt that wet at all...

LyricalMa$tamind 05-22-05 08:17 PM

keep dat shit ta yaself maynes
dat fukin disgustin
out
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~Lady Fiya~ 05-22-05 08:20 PM

^^^haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bluntly said.. damn well maybe he went to the doctor he hasn't posted in the thread yet. ~_~ he might have stitches ouchie sounds like it would hurt.. well let's hope he ok. :thumbup:

Blay'all 05-22-05 09:09 PM

hol up.. either i been knowin the wrong definition of foreskin or all yall arent circumcized??? damn i thought that shit was normal to be circumcized...

Viva 05-22-05 09:13 PM

its not where i come from lol

Blay'all 05-22-05 09:15 PM

haha damn i thought everybody did that soon as they were born cept like one religion...

CRiSS-CROSS 05-22-05 09:17 PM

I had that happen once..sucks. Goes away in like a week. (I didn't go to the doctor.)

Viva 05-22-05 09:18 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yungg Blay
haha damn i thought everybody did that soon as they were born cept like one religion...


lmao i thot ti was only one religion that actually did it!

Lyriclesolja 05-22-05 09:24 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Lady Fiya~
^^^haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bluntly said.. damn well maybe he went to the doctor he hasn't posted in the thread yet. ~_~ he might have stitches ouchie sounds like it would hurt.. well let's hope he ok. :thumbup:





Stiches?????....OMG........fuck that........ :nono:

Blay'all 05-22-05 09:25 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by b-gurl
lmao i thot ti was only one religion that actually did it!

what get circumsized?

Viva 05-22-05 09:26 PM

yeah! (15 characters)

Blay'all 05-22-05 09:27 PM

haha what!??! hol up naw cuz like on porn dont nobody got foreskin or nothin.. u ever watch porn?

Viva 05-22-05 09:30 PM

nope! lol i cant say im into watchin porn much! but if u suggested to sum1 over here about circumcision it would be like askin the guy could u chop his dick off!! lol

~Lady Fiya~ 05-22-05 09:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yungg Blay
hol up.. either i been knowin the wrong definition of foreskin or all yall arent circumcized??? damn i thought that shit was normal to be circumcized...


naw foreskin is foreskin you right.. lol... i thought majority of people got their children circumsized as well.. guess not *shrugs and leaves*

and b-gurl there's more than one religion that does it.

*comes back* May you make me a sig, Blayy?

~Lady Fiya~ 05-22-05 09:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by b-gurl
nope! lol i cant say im into watchin porn much! but if u suggested to sum1 over here about circumcision it would be like askin the guy could u chop his dick off!! lol


well most people don't get it while their grown up... they get it cut as a baby.

.TeamOne. 05-22-05 09:32 PM

seriously, hit that doctors office.. thats nasty boi... how tha fuck did u do that... u was fuckin a meat grinder or somethin?

~Lady Fiya~ 05-22-05 09:32 PM

^^omg haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa he said a meat grinder.. damn jo that's fucked up!@

Blay'all 05-22-05 09:44 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Lady Fiya~
naw foreskin is foreskin you right.. lol... i thought majority of people got their children circumsized as well.. guess not *shrugs and leaves*

and b-gurl there's more than one religion that does it.

*comes back* May you make me a sig, Blayy?

Yeah boo i gotchu, IM me about the details.. i think i got ur SN so i'll IM u...

And b-gurl, where u from?

Viva 05-22-05 09:49 PM

Ireland.....lol

Blay'all 05-22-05 09:50 PM

Haha oooooh okay... yeah yall must just be differnent in that area than us americans... cuz i dont know a single fool that aint got that done... scared me there for a second ;)

_JooKsta_ 05-22-05 10:45 PM

shit i g0t my dick circumcized when i was real yung r0und my infant timez...and my dick looks good! Tahaha

Viva 05-22-05 10:47 PM

lol i seriously only thot jewish ppl did that! no1 at all over here does it!

Blay'all 05-22-05 11:04 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by _JooKsta_
shit i g0t my dick circumcized when i was real yung r0und my infant timez...and my dick looks good! Tahaha

Haha yeah i know right we get that shit done as a baby.... straight outta birth..... dont live a second wit that shit on my dick.....

_JooKsta_ 05-22-05 11:12 PM

^^LOl w0rd s0n, i th0ught er'b0dy hadda get dat shit d0ne at birth 0r suh'n

Blay'all 05-22-05 11:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by _JooKsta_
^^LOl w0rd s0n, i th0ught er'b0dy hadda get dat shit d0ne at birth 0r suh'n

Worrd..........

schema 05-22-05 11:16 PM

im not circumsized...im glad...it makes everything feel better...

your german helmet is real soft because its supposed to have the foreskin covering it...but if your circumsized it has to get like more callous because isnt anything protecting it...so you lose feeling...

Dabatos 05-22-05 11:22 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tephlon
I was uhmmm...F'n my ex last night after a party.....an man i was fuckin wasted, i sdidnt even know what the fuck i was doin right........an she must of been ridin me so hard my foreskin split :shocked:

has this ever happend ta y'all?!....i woke up this mornin with blood in my boxers, blood on my dick, an it stings like hell


lol i know wut u mean.... ouch... but not in foreskin lol

OrEo da cookie 05-22-05 11:31 PM

if i killed tony the tiger would that make me a cereal killa?

oh and sorry bout your dick, better you than me

NewKid 05-22-05 11:38 PM

lol...................

Blay'all 05-23-05 12:53 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by schema
im not circumsized...im glad...it makes everything feel better...

your german helmet is real soft because its supposed to have the foreskin covering it...but if your circumsized it has to get like more callous because isnt anything protecting it...so you lose feeling...

Hol up.. so when u put a condom on u gotta pull that shit back so its stuck to the sides or what?

schema 05-23-05 01:00 AM

yeah...its like a convertible top or some shit...

like you can have it covering your head or you can pull it back over the head and it will stay like that...

you just pull it back and then put the condom on...it feels weird though because on the back stroke the foreskin pulls back down over your dick and youve got the condom like sandwhiched between your head and foreskin...

it doesnt like hurt its just weird...

Blay'all 05-23-05 01:01 AM

Yeah i gotcha.. gotta be messy tho...

schema 05-23-05 01:07 AM

nah...not messy...you just gotta wash it like anything else...

Dirty Nigga 05-23-05 08:04 AM

word i know some dude that did the same thing as me, an we talked last night an he all like ''its straight, dont worry bout a thing, bet it felt good tho after it happend, right?''...an i was like ''wtf man! i cant remember shit'' lol...an that was the end of this adventure, so i'ma be arright, an the shit dont even hurt not, still scared 2 touch it tho lol.

Mad Dog 05-23-05 08:06 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tephlon
I was uhmmm...F'n my ex last night after a party.....an man i was fuckin wasted, i sdidnt even know what the fuck i was doin right........an she must of been ridin me so hard my foreskin split :shocked:

has this ever happend ta y'all?!....i woke up this mornin with blood in my boxers, blood on my dick, an it stings like hell


I have none so im lucky...but i got mates...well not mates...people i know who have had that happen to them...and they said it ain't the best thing in the world to have happen to them...and congrats ima monitor this thread when i get home...1st 3 responses were f'posts :thumbup:

SUPERVILLAIN 05-23-05 11:35 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tephlon
...my foreskin split :shocked:

has this ever happend ta y'all?!....i woke up this mornin with blood in my boxers, blood on my dick, an it stings like hell...


^^^JESUS H. CHRIST!!!

it hurts just thinking about it. on behalf of shocked men everywhere, i pray for you.


...s.v. startled...

ThatsWhatSheSaid 05-23-05 11:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tephlon
I was uhmmm...F'n my ex last night after a party.....an man i was fuckin wasted, i sdidnt even know what the fuck i was doin right........an she must of been ridin me so hard my foreskin split :shocked:

has this ever happend ta y'all?!....i woke up this mornin with blood in my boxers, blood on my dick, an it stings like hell




good god........lmao!...that sucks....hahahaha


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