^^ Ahahaha, yea, i'll remember that

And look, I'll give ya'll a quick story:

Now look, aint no bitch gonna get an orgasm if you don't play with her pussy, and if she don't get one, when she tell her friends bout "that night" she just gonna be like, ya he was ok, instead, ya he was soo good, and I had a girl come up to me once after I fucked vanessa, and she was like, vanessa says you good at eating pussy? saying it like a joke, so I say jokingly back, ya why, you want to find out or something? And then she looks all serious and is like yes. No one is arguing with a free fuck without having to do ANY working at all

u aint never get laid anyways wtf you talkin about

fuck her gettin an orgasm as logn as you getin off fool

ay man, I got a lot of free fucks foo' from friends of girls and shit.

what their ex boyfriends?

lol, damn straight foo'

yea ur new shit is right about the hot girl like "nah im not hot" ........ but a conceited girl is worse..... if she knows shes hot, she wont date anyone unless theyre atleast 2-3 years older....

...... wat i hate more is the ok-decent lookin girls who act like theyre all hot and shit and blow u off..... its like "damn girl, ud be lucky to get someone like me with that face/body (w/e it is thats bad about her)......" and they aint that hot so ur just like "fuck it" and move on, lol

word homie except we aint hit on guys like jack do

Nah I aint be with any ok-decent girls, only hot ones :nono: nah i'm playing, pussy is pussy, fat chicks be coo' and shit,
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ROFL, hell nah

I aint even gonna try to come back to that cuz you just diss the fuck out of anyone you argue with :(

werd!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol...... i just meant wen u just talkin to them and they act like bitches, like u arent worth they time..... i aint ever been wit a ok/decent girl unless it was a party..... but never consciously, lmao

I once rode a whale............ at sea world, till the security kicked me out :(

And ya fux I know what you mean

I could add more, after tomorow i'll prob have a lot more seeing all the shit the girls do in my school, oh I got another too

was that gay lingo for you were fuckin your boyfriend in a pool but you were bad so he made you stop and you became reciever

^^ No, it was your mother on a water bed.. OH SNAP!!!

no i think your lieing

nah man, I aint. but i'm going to bed, so go diss some herbs for me.

lair lair pants on fire

anyways, shits been edited.....

Because most girls are fucking stupid and malleable. Not stupid academically, stupid socially.

Except for lady fiya, DQ, and VA. and probably some others.

But the rest, should be my doormat......... My sex doormat.

Ive lost so much respect for women since they ALL got feminist, but act like hoes because its whats cool these days. Since when was it cool for fat ugly bitches to wear tight clothes and short skirts? its fucking disgusting. And even goodlooking girls dress like hoes. Then they get mad when you stare at their ass or boobs. If any bitch ever gives me a look like "omg liek dont stare at me uhh" im just like WHAT bitch wear a fuckin top that covers more than half ya tits and ill consider it. Cos fuck.

And womens rights are all good and all, except when youre a dumbass hoe that doesnt know shit. The other day I held the door open for some bitch cos its just common human decency, and she was like "omg liek no way man, your not gettin with me.." and I was like... Thats good. Youre ugly as fuck. < well thats what i was thinking. But wheres my fuckin thank you. Ill tell ya where it is. Its lost in a sea of new age female idiots.

no wonder ur all havin problems wit girls, look at the kinda girls ur playin wit! 'my friend says u can eat pussy will u eat mine?' i would never do that shit to my gurl. If theyre willin to screw over theyre friends then theyre definitely not gonna care about playin games n shit wit u!

^lol tru shit. :hump: :shoot:

Not true, ROFLMFAO!! @ girl problems, nah I aint got no problems with girls, I get hoes multi, thats just the shit that bothers me bout SOME not all girls, and the other bitch I had a one night stand with, she knew it was a one night stand, so she don't give a fuck if I fuck her friend, nah mean? :hump:

^darth Vader gets hoes? damn, prolly uses the force to get them to be close wit you. nah mean? :sex:

i'm vader dumb bitch!

^lmao......... I kno sucka foo :shoot:

lol weerd......

lmao vader is a bitch he tries to be all hard and shit and he cant cuz men be makin him hard 'nam'layins

Jacks back to get owned lmao maybe you just need a fuckin arab girl to fuck wit ya
knock the sand off that pussy werd

^cuz I mean Darth Vader be postin' verses in KORV sucka foo.

I ain't blind. I should pop you for havin' that runnin' thru your mind :shoot:

^^ that was such a dope line!!!!

anyways

stfu zig-zag, I fucking owned you yesterday.. and will againt today

fashos :cool: I be gangsta like sausages nah mean? :shoot:

you aint fuckin own shit

i own you like my fuckin sega

no "loses" in 1 1/2 year? damn.... ;)

damn i need to update that that was from november

no loses in 2 years!

Yea, cuz you ain't battle in 2 yrs. ;)

ROFLELFLNF09 834RFNW0FN @ THE BOLDED, yo when i read this i couldnt breathe i was laughing so much...thats fuckin hilarious

but yea JTR...that shit is truth

nah i aint battle in like 6 months

most of the shit girls do is just to see if they can get away with it...

ask a girl...if she knows you like her and youre a bitch she will just try to see what she can get away with...

90% of the time a girl acts mad shes just seeing if she can break you down and get you to apologize...

before you ever apologize to a girl for anything ask yourself "does she deserve an apology or is this some retarted shit?" and if its some retarted shit just laugh and call her a drama queen...

girls ALWAYS know whats up...they are a lot smarter than we are about shit like this...

if you wanna fuck a girl regular basis without having a relationship just be yourself (the yourself you are around your guy friends...not the needy bitch that you want to turn into around a hot girl)...hah...that needy bitch dude inside you is just trying to sabatoge shit...hell never get you laid...and call her like once or twice a week MAX...shell assume youre fuckin other girls and that you dont want a relationship...shell try to test the waters and get you to commit a couple times...just give her the speech about how you dont think people should rush into dating until theyve known each other for at least three months...

at this point shell realize yall are just a fling and youll get ass like twice a week until she gets a serious boyfriend...on the upside she will never do that bullshit like tell you how hot ashton kutcher is...

werd...

and you can do this with like three different girls at the same time...

in conclusion...if she ever says something you dont like just smile and tell her to shutup...its easy...

and if she gets fake mad about that...refer to the section about what to do when girls get fake mad...

yall are welcome...

lol you aint never get laid have you schema.

go and find a hot girl...bring her back here and let her read that...see what she says...then ask me that again...