ppppppffft u gotta have game!

YEAH GIRLS SAY THAT BUT IF YOU COME WITH NOTHIN DONT LIE THEIR GONNA LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOUR CRAZY IN REAL LIFE

lol obviously aint pullin too many females wit them lines

I'm rememberin that one, lol

lol dope thread, vp's owned

village pimp didnt make that shyt... i hear that a lot

"those clothes look good on you, but so do I"

"me+you+sex=fun"

heh... I don't need pick up lines. ;)

My favorite


Nice shoes lets fuck

are their mirrors in your pants?
no.
cuz i see me in them.......

That ur tongue on my dick?
Do u want it to be?

I may not be willma flintston or fred flintstone but atleast I can make your bedrock.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

most f'd up lines ever....
 

" I need someone really bad..... are you really bad?"

ok... I took some of Fresh prince's shit and uh... chged it up some to fit my style ... what's really f'd up is these sort of work,

"Girl, your legs must be tired... cause you been getting chased by a serial killer through my mind all day"

"girl, you're so fine I'd like to plant you and grow a whole field of you all.... and then cut up the heads and use em to make bread and cereal"

"did it hurt? did it hurt? when that thing happened to your face... that looks painful... do you want to cuddle?"

and the end-all most f'd up line ever!!!!

"baby, I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from"

at least I thought that was the worst one ever... till i came up with this....

"baby, I'd eat your baby just to see where it came from"

I strongly recommend that last one LOL

^^^ you fucked up kid

thats actually funny, ima use that one yo

agreed.......................... :shoot:

........ wha?! wha?! weerd!

Hey, Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl says: Ummm no?

Enough to break the ice...my name is yadda yadda

9th v.S jack gon be hot one. :(

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

If you was a lolipop I'd lick you first :cool:

thanks
:alien:

guy:do you have mexican in you?
girl: no
guy:would you like some?

i wold honestly not use any of these lines except for the one that soul rebel said,

i will probably use that when i get old enough to go to the bar,

but honestly everyone needs game, or atleast the confidence to talk to a femal if you have confidence then your all set. pick uplines arent shit....noody uses them...unless there drunk and desperate

the only pick up line i have used was
Guy:i dont normally do this but, do you think i can get your number

^^that worked, thats how i got my girlfriend LOL

how about this one:

eph, you are extremely beautiful; would you like to go out sometime?

do you know me personally? or will this be an E date?

nah dis 1 works EVERYTIME

*pulls out da burner*..."yo bitch get in da car...i said get in da car bitch"
*smacks da shyt outa her*..."NOW GET BUTT NAKED !!"

my pussy rate is like OFF DA CHARTS hahahahahah....im jp

another 1 i use is...

*slip dat roofy in her drink at da club*
"want me to take u home..."
(she says yes)
THEN IM SMASHINNNNNN....then drop the bitch off on her front step then B OUT !!!!

lol nosa

Dayum!!!! Girl...Ya gotta nice ass....Fa reel it worked a couple of times...when i got to Philly niggas out there just go up smack em on the ass...Fa reel...Thats how niggas do it in Philly fa reel...

"I aint fred flintstone but i can make ur bed rock" - dull
"That shirt is very becoming(nice or good) cuz if i was tight like that shirt on u ill be cuming as well" - kinda long and dull

just a two that are madd funny to me

i wish i knew you personally.

me, you and your sis should go on a group date. :cool: lol j/p

werd we have the northern charm... and you know how fine the Minnesota girls be.. i know 9th degree does

there was this one we were on the bus going to summer camp and this kid goes.... Hey "girls name" ...she goes: hey...he goes : Do you know "His Name" she goes NO and he goes would you like to know "his name" and she pauses and goes "NO" and everyone was like damn you just got smacked....lol he later went on to be my side kick and best friend and 2nd biggest pimp there... o summer camp how i miss thee

don't need em when you become a telemarketer

ya i got a pick up line.......
.
sure like i said i always got bitches with pick up lines..
so bend down....ill show you hoes how to i rip with mine..1

go up to a girl at a party and be like...

"did you invite all these people? i thought it was just gonna be us two..."

doesnt really matter what you say...its how you say it...

heres one:

babygirl...i think we should go back to my place &
do the things im gonna tell my friends we did anyways.

just do like my lil brother does and walk up to a broad and say,

"yo.... we fuckin' or what?!!!"

I'ma use some of these and pick up str8 hoes...

:)

i said: "I'll fuck you to the left, I'll fuck you to the right/ I'll fuck you all night, till you make me "come" white" and rest was like my social studies book....... history :cool: