"My style like AIDS, half a y'all got it just none of y'all is sayin shit
I hate and spit at devils that want to posses Chi
Jesus came in the vocal booth, like "Nigga, you the next me!""
-chino xl, 3 to the dome

"I ain tryna be a hater, just say what I think
but I seen better punchlines at the prom, waiting for drinks"

- Jin

"Your mother's a crackhead and Kim is a known slut, so wuts Hailey gone be when she grows up?"

Ja Rule Sed it to Em in "Loose Change"

I hate ja rule, hes a fuckin fag... but I gotta admit I laughed when i heard this

OMB you bastard, lol BTW it's "before bob marley was rockin a fade"


"I gave you a flow, I adopted you niggas. I did a lot for you niggas.
And this the fuckin thanks I get? You my son, you should thank my dick.//"

- Cass, Smack DVD

"It's snakes up in the grass, but cass gon blass when the heat is on.
I walk with shells...and I ain't got no adidas on.//"


- Cass, Smack DVD


"My rolex was a gift, so there's no time liek the Present"

- Sauce Money, For my Hustlas


"Fuck talk, nigga your lucks lost.
Niggas though you were Chinese the way you Duck Sauce//".

- Sauce Money, Benjamins freestyle.


"The Honey Gamer...the chicken tricker.
The long-dick booty sticker, the ready-to-buss-dat-ass kicker.//"

- Smoothe the Hustla, Broken Language.


"Cuz one day it's all war.
Till then my friday and saturday be for my daughter and my Son-day.//"

- Smoothe the Hustla, My Brother my Ace

"The Nautica Wearer, the Karl Kani man.
The "Mr Get Jig", the fly man. Notorius Ready to die man.//

- Smoothe the Hustla, Broken Language.


"The Noah killer. Expert Slayer, the white-girl gang banger.
The Virgin Mary fucker, the Jesus hanger.//
The vitals kicker. The drug dealer and title stripper.
The idol-flipper. The cross breaker and bible ripper.//"

^word didnt think it was "rockin the phase" ... shit sounds kinda gay

"You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up"
-Chino XL, 3 to the dome

In bare-knuckle boxing,speed is the object
weavin and dodging with defensive blocking

I blew the fuck up, even though it was short and abrupt
I was the first rapper to ever to close orbit the sun

First rapper to speak over beats dogmatically
Mixed with Elizabethian drama and tragedy
-Canibus

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin' at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
-eminem

"Jesus died at age 33, there's thirty-three shots
from twin glocks there's sixteen apiece, that's thirty-two
Which means, one of my guns was holdin 17
Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you"

-Nas, One Mic

"Drivin up the block in the car that they shot ’pac in
Lookin for big’s killers, dressin' ridiculous
Blue and red like I don’t see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than chris wallace
Pissed off, cause biggie and ’pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off ’em
And get dollars that shoulda been there’s like they switched wallets
And amidst all this crist’ poppin and wristwatches
I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous"

em, marshell mathers

And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask
-eminem

Jacked her then I asked her who's the man; she said, "B-I-G"
Then I bust in her E-Y-E

I'm using rubbers so they won't trace the semen
The black demon, got the little hookers screamin
-Biggie,dead wrong

"makin a porno clip with no plot and im the only guy in it" - ill bill... hahaha

"..cuz they sounded like idiots...they went form gold to silter to platinum.//
After the new melinium they'll be wearing Iridium.
They so gassed, if a bitch suck they dick they'd prolly buss helium.//"

"Lock oyu in a time capsule..smash the console.
Shit on you in reverse, suck you IN a brown hole."//

Canibus - Rip vs. Bis

Beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fuckin, meat looks fresh
-eminem

Throwin my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows
I see my Polos and Timbos

Any plans with another bitch, my bitch'll spoil it
One day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet
-Biggie

"Who wanna battle? I'm bad to the bone marrow
The Earth got one sun but I walk with three shadows"

"MCs will compete with lyrics and beats get crushed
I'll hit you in your chest so hard, your shoulders will touch"

WHAT! ... canibus

"I'm the illest nigga alive watch me prove it
I snatch a crown with your head still attatched to it
Canibus is the type who'll fight for mics
beatin' niggas to death and beatin' dead niggas to life"

OOOooo shit.. fucking sick.. his whole verse in that song was pretty ill..

canibus, 4,3,2,1

Killin yall niggas on that lyrical shit
Mayonaisse colored benz i push miracle whips
-Kanye West- Last Call

Travel so much catch the kid wit a singer
By touchin my doorbell, the only way i'll put a ring on ya finger
-Lloyd Banks- Groupie Love

Catch me in the club, couple G's and a banger thang
High cuz i go through more trees than Orangatangs
-Lloyd Banks- Fall Back

Ya bullshits irrelevant fam
Longest nose on the block, the hood'll call me elephant man
-Joe Buddens-

We dont engage in war, we elope
Orange juice style beat niggas to a pulp
-Jay-z-

"If I dont Make it to God, IM GONNA RAISE HELL............. until its Heaven"

-Jay Z, wen he says it in this freestyle it sounds alot doper than on the song from The Black Album......i wrote it like he says it, cuz he sounds all angry and loud sayin "Im gonna raise hell", and than gets real soft for the heaven part. I was like..... "DAMN!!!!" wen i heard that

Your face, my feet, they meet, with stompin
I'm rippin MC's from Tallahassee, to Compton
-biggie

Out on the battling tip my verbal lateral grip
Keeps my tongue glued to the A-Dat when I'm trackin' 'em swift
Let my spit lubricate the chap on my lips
And make you rappers have fits 'cause I'm back in the mix
Forget a pad and a pen, I write rhymes on an IBM
Ebonics is dead, the binary language is in
Canibus practices in a room wit a thousand candles lit
Meditating on this rapping shit
-canibus,ill bust em,you punish em

"let the cat out, flat out - detroits a madhouse
so i dont get offended when i hear my city badmouthed
were quick to pull the gat out, n set it
n leave ya wit more shit missin than a lil kim radio edit"

you know who it is...

Seven birds, make 'em swerve 'til their vision is blurred
Turn cats that suped from superb to nerds
Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
And stick my dick in your ear and fuck what you heard
-Rakim

and E's in it,Bizzare say "GGGGGGGG-Unit'
U'd probably put some extra E's in it
-royce

And as for bein AIDS infested...I dun know yet,I;m too scared to get tested
-eminem

"In the meantime you can french kiss this clenched fist"

"I show no "cumpassion" like having a straight-faced orgasm"
-Diabolic

Rollin ganja up in bible papers, see how high the lye can take us
Through the eyes of Christ, John, Elijah, Jacob

Yo...what you thought punk, shit was sweet, now you can't sleep
Gotta keep ya eyes open wide and hide ya face from the streets

Flawless victory you niggaz can't do shit to me
Physically lyrically hypothetically realistically
-Big PUN

"Do you know how many rhymes I've economically grossed? No?//
I thought so, seither do I.
There's a dick between your mother's thighs, divided by pi (pie).//
I'm the sickest linguistically illicet lyrical misfit in the business
and prolly in existance. What's your concencus?//
Studied my own syntax statistics since 96 with CPA certified clinicians
and I made the decision that my standards are above precision.//
The only thing I can honestly say I love more thna women..is dope writtens.
If it ain't dope, thne don't spit it.//
Don't be sensitive and get on the offensive, just practice your penmanship.
If you cna't spit at high temperatures, then just quit!//
Be careful of the tongue, it tends to bend to the left. According to manufacturers specs..
you'll make a mess and rupture blood vessels in your neck fuckin with Rip.//
Got millions of blue prints on zip disk.
Stock versions of sick verses that come with conversion kits.//
With a course every Thursday that teach you how to burst like Rip...
You NEVER experienced work liek this!//
Bitch, welcome to the serpintine where I spit.
The world that I twist the world that I rip. The world wher I live.//

- Rip, Rip vs. Bis.

:shocked:

The most consecutively mind-blowing lines in a row I've ever heard.

"Biggie Smalls is the wickedist,
niggas say I'm pussy I dare you to stick ya dick in this
If I was pussy I'd be filled with syphillis,
herpes, gonnarehea, chlymidia, gettin rid a ya"

Who ya think?

swimming in mainstream, i dont wanna be stuck there
i want freedom and a side order of fuck yeh

-bliss'n eso

When it comes to sex,I'm similar to da trilla in manilla
Honeys call me bigga da condum filla
-Biggie


You couldn't cath me in the streets without a tona refa
that like malcolm X catchin a jungle feva
-Nas

The Soviet, The Unified Steady Flow
You already know, you light I'm heavy roll, heavy dough
Mic macheted your flow, your paper falls slow
like confetti, mines a steady grow, bet he glow
-Jay-Z,Dead presidents

Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it
But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it
Now who's these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherfuckin drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You fuckin do-gooders - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage!
(Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't
think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo
-eminem,renegade

That's it for 2 nite for me
~1~

"You need to be chested,having my genius in question.Doubtin my skill?Ok I don't agree what your sex is.I don't believe that your testicles rest in your legs you ho,my brain's created words that your stem will never know "

-1ndeph :o

shit ill have so many soon.....

"Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread, And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head" - Big L

thats an Immortal Technique line.....i hope your not talkin bout the Diabolic on this site...cause if so....BITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...trust me...immortal tech line right there

I don't even know where to start...

7/8ths never fake
Leave you in the middle of nowhere like the letter H

If you got creative juices, I got the fruit from which they came

Honest bitch, I got a dick a giraffe couldn't deep-throat
-Copywrite "Hear Me Though"



My mind escaped
through the gift of wordplay
I memorized encyclopaedias and dictionaries
I wrote anthems from antonyms
Harmonies from homonyms
Created cinema from synonyms
Was livid to eliminate
that illustrious life you’re livin’ in
Wrote rhetoricals in rhythms
Made rhymes out of religion
Use a prefix as a crucifix
Or suffocate you with a suffix
Wrote lectures so infectious
They’re known to infect the listeners
Who dissin’ us?
Yo punks you wait – I punctuate
My karma’s the comma
That put you inside of a coma
Hyphen, dot, dot, semi-colon,
Leave you semi-swollen
Question mark: You pregnant?
Oh you’re not? I love you, Period.
-Chino XL "Wordsmith"


I'll leave em lookin bleeker than memphis is
Without rocafella membaship
-Canibus "Tibetan Black Magicians"

Man, I fucking give up, there is no possible way I can go through all my favorites

^No, its from the bonus track that comes after dance with the devil on revolutionary vol. 1... A rapper (not the RV one) called diabolic says it...

You're so fucking stupid.

"Soon as ya man try to grip tha semi, Ima hit him between the eyes like the s's in Mississippi" - Papoose

"I've seen Hoop Dreams deflate, like a true fiend's weight" - Jay-Z

"I've knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt" - Big L

I have now been inspired to write a track with sick punchlines OMB. Thanks.

who sed that one??????????