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Shazz 09-30-05 09:59 PM

Your mama so fat that shes fuckin stupid enough to make this damn thread

noname 09-30-05 10:01 PM

Shazz so dumb he made that post^

Shazz 09-30-05 10:06 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natural killa
Shazz so dumb he made that post^

What should i post then?

noname 09-30-05 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazz
What should i post then?



I dunno.

I'm bored.


so DON'T QUESTION ME MUTHA FUKER!!! :nono:

Shazz 09-30-05 10:12 PM

^??wtf.........

noname 09-30-05 10:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazz
^??wtf.........


^^
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Shazz 09-30-05 10:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natural killa
^^
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:shoot :

UderFrykte 09-30-05 10:15 PM

:shoot: No nicca...

noname 09-30-05 10:15 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazz
:shoot :



:shoot:
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noname 09-30-05 10:15 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by UderFrykte
:shoot: No nicca...

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:nono:

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Shazz 09-30-05 10:16 PM

^?!?!! wtf are you doin?

noname 09-30-05 10:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazz
^?!?!! wtf are you doin?

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KOOL COL-B 09-30-05 10:40 PM

yo mama so amputated, she uses her stubs az muthaphukkin dildos, werd

ksr 09-30-05 10:47 PM

yo mama so fat, u only let her walk in front of the tv on commercial breaks
:) i remember when every1 was sayin these jokes

Miz'Merkury 09-30-05 10:47 PM

Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it!

Terumoto 09-30-05 11:47 PM

You're mama is so old & played, she made a thread in LL about yo mama jokes :slick:

Young Bishop 10-01-05 01:17 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazz
:shoot :

shazz is so lazy, he can't click the "shoot" button 3 inches from his text.

Young Bishop 10-01-05 01:22 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by One Man Band
You're mama is so old & played, she made a thread in LL about yo mama jokes :slick:

One man band so farfetched, he fucked his own dad and got an idea for some dumb ass beatbox battle that sucks ass on Sound Click

:thefinger thank u, come again...

merk all ya'll, dont fuck with me :nono:

Young Bishop 10-01-05 01:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazz
Your mama so fat that shes fuckin stupid enough to make this damn thread

bitch? u want more...?
Shazz so retarded he thought he'd be "unique" and put fuckin Christina Auguilara on his sig/avatar but found out he really looks like a fuckin homo...


biatch


P.S.
YB----> :shoot: - - - - - - - - - - :help: <shazz

Ranks™ 10-01-05 01:47 AM

Get ya hands off my avy.

Zone Out 10-01-05 01:53 AM

Negative!
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Terumoto 10-01-05 02:44 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Bishop
One man band so farfetched, he fucked his own dad and got an idea for some dumb ass beatbox battle that sucks ass on Sound Click

:thefinger thank u, come again...

merk all ya'll, dont fuck with me :nono:


Nah I just took the idea from another site... a beatboxing forum with almost 10,000 members that battle as much as MCs on rap sites. I didnt just think it up.

You're just sore, since you lost the battle, remember?

Zone Out 10-01-05 02:50 AM

Negative!
you wont catch me beatboxin on my mic, drenchin it with spit.

Terumoto 10-01-05 02:56 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Will S.Unyu
Negative!
you wont catch me beatboxin on my mic, drenchin it with spit.


You're just not too good at beatboxing... -_- you gotta admit it one day.

Young_law 10-01-05 03:00 AM

a couple of classics

yo momma head so big she dont have dreams she have motion pictures

yo mama so old when she take a shower she get brainwashed

yo momma so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog could playwith her

yo momma so fat she stared at a orange juice box for a hour because it said concentrate

yo momma so poor when i stepped on a lit ciggarette she said who turn off the heat

yo momma so poor when i rang her doorbell she yelled DING DONG!

yo momma so poor when i oppened the freezer it wuz a couple of roaches singin ice ice baby

yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can and asked her what she was doin, she said movin

yo momma so poor when i asked her what was for dinner she put her fot on the table and said corn

yo momma so fat when she back up it be like beep beep beep

yo momma so fat i need a map just to have sex with her

you momma so fat everytime she turn around its her birthday

you momma so fat she got her own zipcode

yo momma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow coat people started yellin taxi!!

yo moma so fat when she got hit by a bus she yelled who threw that rock?

yo momma so dumb she put lipstick on her forhead i asked her what she was doin and she said makin up my mind

you momma so dumb she wanna be a blonde

yo momma so dumb she is a blonde

yo momma so dumb her tutor was george bush (lmao jus made that up)

im tired of typin some when i think of some more imma post em

*waits for err1 2 bitch cuz i said basiically almost all the classic yo momma jokes*

~Lady Fiya~ 10-01-05 03:02 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by One Man Band
You're just not too good at beatboxing... -_- you gotta admit it one day.


You mixing up the avys with the wrong person... Ranks and Will S. Unyu are two different peeps.. lol.

Zone Out 10-01-05 03:08 AM

yo mama so stupid when I asked her to beat box she went to go get some boxing gloves

Zone Out 10-01-05 03:10 AM

yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund..

~Lady Fiya~ 10-01-05 03:11 AM

lol ThatNigga, I remember those hahahha, Chi-city! hhahaha lol... i'm tired i'm out.. lol

Zone Out 10-01-05 03:16 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ThatNigga
yo momma so fat she stared at a orange juice box for a hour because it said concentrate


lol, I think you meant "so dumb"

Terumoto 10-01-05 03:24 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Lady Fiya~
You mixing up the avys with the wrong person... Ranks and Will S. Unyu are two different peeps.. lol.


for reeeaal?

What kinda gay guy uses the same avvy as someone else. -_-

Zone Out 10-01-05 03:26 AM

lol, me and Ranks are friends, he made a comment about someone else stealin his avy, so I stole it too and now Im keepin it until he notices it.
fall back..

~Lady Fiya~ 10-01-05 03:27 AM

Lol... But yeah you were talking to Will S. Unyu not Ranks, Ranks not even online.. I don't think but I heard that beatbox battle, it was decent, you had some whistling in there haha..

~Lady Fiya~ 10-01-05 03:28 AM

Damn you, Kyro fa posting before me... Dag, nigga.

Young_law 10-01-05 03:29 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Will S.Unyu
lol, I think you meant "so dumb"

lmao yea i did big ass typo

Terumoto 10-01-05 03:36 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Will S.Unyu
lol, me and Ranks are friends, he made a comment about someone else stealin his avy, so I stole it too and now Im keepin it until he notices it.
fall back..


hmm. well my bad... between the same avvy's, ranks's constant making of alias's, and you mentioning our beabtox battle, I thought you were him -_-

lady fiya: word.

Black Arts 10-01-05 05:34 AM

yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out

Black Arts 10-01-05 05:35 AM

yo mamma so dumb she thought tupac shakur was a jewish holiday

Mad Dog 10-01-05 05:48 AM

ya momma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck

ya momma so stupid she got locked in ASDA (Walmart) and died of starvation

ya momma so stupid she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself

ya momma so ugly kids don't need dot to dots they use her face

ya momma so skinny she crossed the road and fell down a drain

ya momma so fat she got tatooed on her ass wide load

ya momma so fat she got tatooed on her ass don't overtake on the near side could cause accident

ya momma so fat she has to use the equator for a belt

ya momma so fat she couldn't wait 2 mins for ice cream so she ate the ice cream man

ya mommas so stupid she mugged the lollypop lady coz she thought the sign they held was edible

blah

Black Arts 10-01-05 05:59 AM

your momma so ugly her hair tried to run away from her face and gave her a bald fade

your mommas so dumb she fell off a building and had to stop ask directions


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