your backyard has a stash buried there that the previous owners left when they got arrested and thrown in jail.

lmfao I sometimes do that..... rofl

I do that, all the time.
most prolly do

not many...if any....have the luxury of buyin new clothes every week? ugggh.

take ya girl to the 2$ movie theatre on a saturday night

^
then buy her a philly cheese steak from I-Hop witta small cola lol

make pizzas outta sliced bread, ketchup and american cheese

then jizz on her in the bathroom. :bored:

damn i just made myself hungry

damn i jus made myself wanna jizz

yeah fa' sho' and jack her wallet then kick her to the porch without washin that shit off her face

GHETTO.......

^
Then call her the next day, and do the same thing.

and keep on repeating till she is as white as casper

use a sock to wipe ya nut..........

When you get out of your car in a drive thru because your window won't open.

then take pictures on your stolen camera phone of her lookin like casper and send it to all ya homies and laugh.




AND IF Y'ALL DO ALL THAT SHIT WE JUST SAID, YOU KNOW YOUR GHETTO.

master the pullout as protection from pregnancy

Have STDS....

'Cause everybody in the ghetto be fuckin'. & y'all know they cant afford no condom, and they fuck even more 'cause they can't be affordin no damn tv either.

use saran wrap as a condom...........

carry that one condom in ya wallet til it disinagrates into nothing.....
wait..that dont make u ghetto, that makes u a loser....

when u have to stick your hand in your toilet tank to make it flush.......you know ur ghetto

When you pop niggaz fo real.

use your brothers inhaler as a condom :huh:

when you add borrowed sugar to tap water 'cause y'all can't afford no kool aid mix

saran wrap is a plastic wrap for sandwiches and shit

when ya mom just keeps adding more water to the pitcher as it gets empty

rofl @ you thinkin' I didn't kno that :bored:

when you keep your dirty used dental floss in a zip lock 'cause ya cant afford no more and you think it'll keep it fresh for that morning clean :thumbup:

so then how can u use an inhaler as a condom?

when you take a baby and dip him in honey and throw him in a bears cave

you have to boil water in pots and pans and fill up your bath tub 'cause yall dont got a water heater.

it's for the micro dick people yo

^
and........USING A LIGHTER....

damn yo^^

when u use shampoo as soap cuz you aint got no more
and cut your toothpaste tube in half when its getting empty

^I jus use it all and fill it wit jizz and my family ain't notice :huh:

i used listerine once when i ran outta toothpaste.....i just took a swig and started brushing.......

you know your a ghetto " child" when...........you wear the same damn garbage bag as a ghost costume every halloween

ya mom washes clothes in the tub and lays them around the house to dry

lol damn im pretty ghetto, too bad i gotta go smoke my peace pipe now......

when you go grocery shoppin at family dollar

when you eat the neighbours leftover pork chops.