oh no, heres colby n that spic iz loco
slugs frum tha fo fo gon hit tha po po

werd

yea because cats can reproduce with humans...im not into beastiality like you LE save that for your other forum

i keep ish on the low low
can u mess wit me, hell no no. :nono:

realised I'm fat and gettin mo roles..
put down my snow cone and worked out at gold coast

Seppuku with a frisbee





Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.



But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.







Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.









If you succeed, everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”


step 5

step 6

Step 8

Wow...

You are so unbelievably lame.

Kinda like thos glasses and that hat in your avy.

Goofy lookin mother fucker.

i like touching cocks so i fight wif low blows
i like tha smell of my own shit, but urs iz so so

lmao :cool: werd

hey LE next time your being emo and conteplating suicide try sepuka

you kinda look like quagmire with a hat on ohh yea and your aboiut 300 lbs heavier

hmmmmm, ima def have 2 give this kid a visit :cool: werd

LE your a real life stan, case closed, fuck outta my thread. go wack of to your animal porn.

lmao

So I 'accidently' catch a couple dudes with no clothes..
and then 'accidently' pull the string and remove my own robe

:cool:

ROOOOOOOOOOOFL

just what I was thinking

Dude...WHAT THE FUCK are you on..?

Just realize it: You.Are.Not.Funny.

Kill myself with a frisbee..?

Without any sort of comment to my other posts..?

Face it.

You can't think of anything else to say, so you pull shit out of your ass that makes no sense, because your too fucking stupid to make anything funny or witty at all.

A'yo man...be like 20 Grand's dick down your throat, and dissapear before you humiliate yourself too much more.

because i talk to 20 grand all the time now...right, dude go back to your my chemical romance, your hawthorn heights, your barngirls .com and whatever else you do..

Never said you had to talk to him man...but you were constantly on his dick way back when.

And who the hell is chemical romance and hawthorn hieghts..?

Your calling ME emo and you know all the band names.

Faggot.

Oh and one more thing...

You remind me of somebody I know...

You think your king shit on the internet...but my wieght would fuckin crush your scronny little ass to the floor in person.

ummm i dont think im king shit, i fuckin say whats on my mind and do what i want and im not a pussy that sits behind a computer screen and goes 'whos' big mike?, oh well congrats man. hey everybody im writing a book errrrrrr'

Yeah, so I don't listen to much mainstream rap anymore.

Must be bad...cause funny for a guy who doesnt listen to much rap could STILL clown your ass on a track.

Wow man...you are fuckin unbelivable. I cant believe how dumb you are. If I ever saw you in person, I would smack you around just for lookin ugly. I would stomp your face to the ground, just for being stupid. And then you will STILL be jealous because I get so much more recognition and respect for my music than you do.

yea your music is recognized for being wack...and if you really wanted to see me in person this could be arranged because canada aint to far from new hampshire i have no problem driving up there and smackin some bitches up....oh yea and if you wanted to clown me on a track then you shoulda showed for our battle chump

Oh for being wack, hmm..?

Well let's see who respects my music for being good...

Triple N
Anno Domini
Tha Q
Apexx
Phenom
Ike
Paranoid
Intermental
Deadvly Vision
Mad Knight
Intermental
Young Gutta
B. Daniel
Slantize of Shadowville Productions
Ecko
Lady Fiya
Seventhird
Tony.Self

...Do you want me to continue..?

Fucka battle man...I'll clown your ass in a straight out diss track if you really want me to.

And for another thing...the battle wasnt even set up.

So set it up, or take a diss track.

You pick.

You two are getting unreasonable homosexual. The beef is lame as fuck. LE is making money off his book, so at least it's a profit. Throwing around stupid ass insults isn't doing shit...taking articles from realultimatepower.com is not funny...coloring books are RIDICULOUSLY complicated...just shut the fuck up already. I'm the fucking person everyone hates and I'm saying stfu before I start crying.

dude check your record....about the battle ill find the thread ...its already closed fagg, you checked in and everything dumb ass

and let me see i got kids buying my shit, buyin t-shirts, hats, cd's, comin to partys hosted by me....shit you think i just rap on the net, i dj in real life, im doing shit off line....and the thing is i dont go online to all my net pals bragging.

seriously give me a time and a place and ill help you with some assisted suicide

what is funny is mooching off the government you rich lil bastard, go tie frankenstein and throw him in a pineapple tree before my walnuts smash you in the face

http://community.rapverse.com/showb...ad.php?t=216429

theres the battle you checked in and never dropped...homo

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Jesus Christ, nomination for gayest beef ever because New Method is fixated on the past. Really dude, stfu. No one here cares about what you're doing offline, and LE, shut the fuck up.

Good job NM, you know a few people he knows, and you've collabed with one. :thumbup: I'm not taking sides on this shit but it's ridiculous. He thought about commiting suicide, big fucking deal. Like 70% of the world has contemplated it. Really, shut the hell up already.


And I'm not mooching off the government, I've had a past as bad as a shit load of people on here but you'd just call me a bitch about it anyway.

And I already did that Frankenstein's monster shit...fixation on the past, NM...fixation on the past.

no seriously net beef is what makes sites like these fun, its good to shake things up a bit, i say what i want. if it offends LE then so be it....he made a thread about hating emo kids when he contemplated suicide, thats hypocritical i told him that and since then he's been on my nuts coming into every thread i post in trying to be joe cool....fuck outta here

NM, it was a fucking year ago. Things change in a year, get over it bro.

CH he is a hypocrit get off his dick, thats all im saying...and so much for stomping me in real life LE, id really like to see it happen...

Haha and you think I don't do shit offline..?

I do live shows. I go to parties and perform. I don't have T-shirts, but people do my CDs. I have more than one record label around Alberta interested in me...

So big deal.

^ Your insults still suck. :D


And I'm not on his fucking dick NM, I'm telling you how it is. Shit changes in a fucking year, face it. You can go from being a sex lord to a frog in a fucking year. In a year, I'll be on the New York Times Bestseller list for a book about waffle poems. Things change.

Dude it was a fucking year ago.

People change. Grow up. Mature.

Too bad your stuck at age 9.

Dude, being stuck at age nine would be the SHIZNIT. I could steal candy and be like 'oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know' when they pull up the camera, then they'll go okay and I'll punch them in the face and they'll go 'wtf' and I'll say 'OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOUR FUCKING CAMERA WOULD HELP YOU BITCH'.

wow @ this beef.....

what the fuck?!

I went from the first page to this one and it was the most confusing thing ive ever done.

roooooooflmao
someone sig that shit
lololol

roooooooooooooooflmao
this guy is fuckin hilarious
lololololol

i can see the employee lounge...

and boo @ you i was gonna do this

waiiiiittttt how come when i was a mod no one told me where the employee lounge was......damn you all!!

this thread is retarded.... uhhhh .... hope da RV retards don't take offense to that