It fucking worked. Yo...Wtf happend to the birds?

Shes kinda shady.

man....i thought white guys where supposed to have huge testicals...and a little penis....

then i look at myself in the mirror....and i have the tiniest little testies.....and a huge penis that covers both of the twins up...i just dont get it

I know the feeling. Its like, i got 2 little grapes for balls, and another arm for a penis. :(

Well that was funny.

nah, i believe satan is the devil.

Horses are evil people too.

Not as funny as...YOUR FACE!!! BURN!!

but im actaully being serious though.....my nuts are insanely small....and have a pretty big dong i must say

Thanx, Wesley......

Noone cares about the size of your cannon.

i do................

but how far can it shoot?

u know who i blame?...
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BARBRA MOTHERFUCKING STREISAND

just trust me on this 1.

ive dun my research on this shit.

in her earlier years az a pirate...



she thought her parot called her a cracka, so she slashed its little bird throat n nailed it 2 a canon ball and shot it in a random direction.

tha canon ball landed in a scientists kitchen named Chris Dabatos PHD.

he performed mouth 2 mouth, n tried 2 save tha birds life. hiz moms walked in tha room like "Chris, y do u have ur lips around that cock???" she wuz a garbage man, n she sed there wuz a "bringin shit back 2 life machine" in her garbage truck he could use. so he got it and brang tha bird back 2 life. Chris wanted 2 understand tha parot so he could figure out wut happened 2 him. so he lived like a parot fo 17 years, eating nuthin but froot loops n he even painted hiz body blue n green n yellow n shit. so eventually Chris could understand wut tha parot wuz saying. so he wanted Barbra Streisand 2 burn in hell. he got on hiz bike and drove 2 tha moon, where he hooked up wif Rita frum power rangers. n threw a parot in her little oven thingy n made a huge evil parot that had bad acting and wen he talked it didnt match hiz lips.

anywayz, tha big evil parot called up all tha utha birds in tha werld like

"hey"

n they were like "ummm, hey"

n he wuz like "haha, know who this iz?"

n they were like "uhhh... im gonna guess Steve...?"

n he wuz like "hahaha, o u joker. naw, its me, tha big evil parot guy"

n they were like "OHHHHH, tha guy frum Janet's halloween party right?"

n he wuz like "haha, yeah, that wuz me"

n they were like "hey, hows she goin?"

n he wuz like "ahh, not 2 bad, u know. u?"

n they were like "same ol same ol. i wuz plannin on buyin groceris 2day, but u know, wif tha gas prices and all, haha"

n he wuz like "haha, yeah, i hear that..... uhh ANYwayz, so yeah, wut im callin about... me n sum utha birds were thinkin bout gittin 2gether , n, i dunno, being tha devil, u know, just foolin around. n i wuz just wonderin if maybe u'd like 2 join us?"

n they were like "o yeah, sure, sure, sounds fun. i'll b there at about, hmmmm, id like 2 say 7:30ish, but, i know i'd b late, im always late, lol, so lets say 8?"

n he wuz like "yeah, sounds good"

n then it all went downhill frum there. werd

^ holy fucking shit! i can't really breath right now, that was soo genius