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im tooo fuckin blzed now
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roflmao wow, I didnt know Vin Diesel was this dope I thought he just had looks to die for nahsayen!? |
Nah, hes beyond that.
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Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow. ROFLMFAO DOPE |
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I wonder who would win in a fight between Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris!?!? |
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. ^ROFLFL @ those 2. |
vVin Diesel once ripped a young girl's heart out to dispute the common belief that there is magic in it.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLMAO! Thats the dopest shit EVER! |
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this is by far, the dopest Vin Diesel once stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. He got a full house and eight people died. |
Roflfdfhh. hahahah. I gotta save all of these on a word document or something.
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Fur Elise was originally entitled Fur Vin, but was changed upon Vin's request, for he did not want the world to know about his love affair with Beethoven.
He refuses to eat mushrooms because they are like brothers to him. If you eat a mushroom in his presence he will stare coldly at you all night. Vin Diesel always uses Google's "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. |
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"He refuses to eat mushrooms because they are like brothers to him. If you eat a mushroom in his presence he will stare coldly at you all night." |
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!! That's fucking awesome. |
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but not Vin Diesel's.
Vin Diesel was the one who let the dogs out. McGruff might take a bite out of crime, but Vin Diesel eats crime whole. He can make you pregnant through 3 seconds of sustained eye contact. This one time, a rabbi, a priest, and Vin Diesel walked into a bar. Vin Diesel killed them both before another horrible joke could plague mankind. |
Rofl @ letting the dogs out. Sexy.
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Wtf is that. rofl.
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Ahh, sexy and stuff.
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When the Coca-Cola Company introduced "New" Coke, an altered form of Coke Classic, Vin Diesel curiously tried it. The side effects caused explosive diarrhea that resulted in two members of the New Found Glory, one member of N'Sync, Aaron Carter and two Hillary Duffs. The youngest of the Hillarys died when Vin Diesel ate her for sustenance.
Vin Diesel's tears function as autonomous beings, which can also shed tears. Vin Diesel can morph into an alpaca, and no matter how much you shear him, there is always more hair. Vin's hair in alpaca form in 80% steel, 15% flexible carbon-based polymer, and 5% unknown, highly radioactive isotope that scientists have nicknamed, "The Sperm Ruiner." |
Vin Diesel is my birth mother.
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i think lil Wayne said it best...
Vin Deisel's hoes got hoes |
well the one i used wasnt on the site. it is the truth
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Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.
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Dope stuff dope stuff. uhhhUGHGH! |
Lmao @ this shit. This site is dope. I should submit my own fact or something.
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lmao, i've heard all these but with different names
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No you haven't. You're just trying to look cool. Unrelated note... the Mr. T one's are sweet too: Mr. T captured all 150 Pokemon. He keeps them in cages in his van. Knowing that no human being was good enough for him to bring down the red carpet at the premier of Rocky III, Mr. T brought his pet anaconda as a guest instead. At least that's who onlookers thought he brought. It turns out Mr. T decided to go totally alone. What was thought to be an anaconda at the time actually turned out to be the worst wardrobe malfunctions in red carpet history. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. Plus the one in my sig. werd |
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Ahahahah. *dies* |
After Jesus turned water into wine, Mr. T turned that wine into blood and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke settled all that remained was a giant wooden "T" and Jesus knew he was in trouble
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The Bible was written from the inspiration of Vin Diesels one-act play entitled The Word According to Vinny.
Once, when Vin was REALLY hungry, he punched himself back in time just to eat a dinosaur. Vin Diesel makes onions cry. ^^ ROFL Vin Diesel kept Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis from growing to full stature. Vin Diesel was heavily into analogous at one time, but gave it up after finding there was too much brown nosing in the scene |
Vin Diesel can slam a revolving door.
Vin Diesel found the real-life Stargate. He travels through it from time to time just to show the other races out there who's boss. On Vin's first day of pre-school, he consumed 8 bottles of glue - crazy glue. |
Vin Diesel likes to walk around with his penis pushed back between his legs. He calls it his Vin-gina.
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Vin Diesel has so many muscles that he resembles a condom full of walnuts.
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Like half the Vin Diesel facts are taken from the Chuck Norris facts, which are in turn taking from Mr. T facts, though T might steal Norris and Norris steals Diesel. Whatever, a lot are from the sites but are changed in who it's about.
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The Vin site has been around forever.
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When Vin Diesel wishes to mail a letter, he forces it down the throat of the nearest housepet, then hurls the animal in the direction of the recipient's house.
lmfao. these are ll, what the MR T ones and chuck norris or w/e the fuck ppl were on about |
Goliath threw the match against David when he heard the winner had to face Vin Diesel
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Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
HAHJHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHh OMFG........ LMFAO |
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