*takes piss on Tavarez*

*eats bacon*

*slaps red bull with dog fieces and leaves room*

Red Bull, this site is perfect for you. don't know if you already seen it. lol

www.chucknorrisisgod.com

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"

^lmao wtf? why people love chuck so much? ~_~

and word, hot i got like 14 lines. still struggling and shit. lol

u can thank Fux for bringin all those jokes to the site

lol you already posted that? oh well, some kid in my accounting class was like saying like 20 of them today and shit. and I jus thought about how Red Bull would be all like jizzin' to those jokes and shit ~_~

^ Monkey nuts. ~_~

^get on AIM jizz licker

Lmao..

Drakel and I knew about those months ago man. Waaaaay before they were brought to RV.

Thank-you for thinking about me. :love:

^lmao word. shit so funny tho. rofl

my favorite:
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares at them until it gives him the information he wants" lmao

"Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond."

"Chuck Norris can only eat one Lays potato chip."

^ Ill.

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."

^ My favourite.

^Red Bull spells favorite with a "u" :love:

I'm Canadian.. :)

omg... there's this kid Thirsty in me and Fux's math class... omg, he says like 2 or 3 every five seconds... this dude went to the site and printed out EVERY SINGE ONE and sits there in class readin em outloud until he gets owned by the math teacher...
she's like "Louis(thats Thirsty's real name), maybe if u spent as much time dreaming about math as you did chuck norris, you'd get an A on the test"

Lmao. :wtf:

damn im like on overload..........i got like 30 bars done lmao
but werd im dropping tomorrow
spul ill hit you on AIM

man i got 16 only so far........ I'm gonna try to do the last 12 tonight, not my week. so I might drop close to deadline. lol

lmao you fell for it
i got SOME bars done but i got alot of meh so dont worry we about the same
i just wanted to so if you were done lmao

I posted my verse. Go check it out.

I printed it out.......i've been reading it in between calls for like an hour now
nice shit but damn mim, i think u couldve made ya point with less lines
but JTR gonna hafta do mad extra bars if he wasnt anticipating that.........

i dont understand what the big deal was then, of people deciding to drop under the line limit....then the mods saying "no, there's a certain amount, FOLLOW IT!!?@#NIO"

but ehh, good drop mim

^yea exactly. we should be able to go below if you can go above it. but w/e

How do you figure that? Dropping below the line limit is doing way less work. I did more lines for the battles, and if I win it'd be obvious to everybody that I earned it. If you drop under the line limit it's because you're either A. too lazy or B. can't think of enough shit, which furthermore proves that you didn't earn anything. So, in conclusion, going over the line limit and going under the line limit are very different and if you can't see that then you're retarded.

i mean i feel you cuz you musta put in alot hard work for 88 lines
but at the same time not many people WOULD want to do that
thats kinda OD'ing
but being its the 1st time you battle JTR it was def not a stretch
like me and fux probably have 150 lines each in 6 battles

but i think its unfair to JTR to have to come with 88 lines
UNLESS you told him beforehand
thats like when fux put up 40 lines and 9th degree not only matched him but beat him

Well MC Firetruck helped me out a little. :)

well, i prolly could do it too against hot, if I had been caught ghosting for Fux this whole tourney. :rolleyes:

man listen spul we good at 28 lol................
but im pretty sure JTR will match that
cant see him gracefully bowing out

word but yo, get the hell on AIM..... fo reel lol

Less then 7 hours left until the due date.

When are you other weiner faces going to post?

lmao I still got like 4 lines left hoe, stfu!!! i'm not feeling it like i was the last two weeks when I was able to post by Wednesday ~_~

word, i'm done now, jus placing the punches in correct order. Tell me when you want to post hot, or i'll jus post close to deadline ~_~

hey Its Spul!!!

Less than six hours left..

^stfu Bitch!!!!.

Fuck you. Post up your verse, schlong face.

I might be a schlong face, but atleast I don't have my face on a schlong like you. :shoot:

..What the dump are you talking about?