I just go up to girls and punch 'em in the face. If they duck in time, then they're my type.

lmao^
@ too e zee - cuz they just r :)

Me: so u wanna come over to fuck and eat some pizza?

Ur Mom: Sure

*goes to eat......... pizza*

Hahaha, the fake proposal works everytime.

pssf @ you setting up this thread for "booking" advice.



tsk tsk tsk

''If I Can Re-Arrange The Alphabet Id Put U And I Together''

i know right!!!!!!!!

i'm tellin ya.... best idea i've ever had

You're mother was funny about 2 years ago. Bitch.

But first, you need to come out the blue and be like,

-"So, when are we getting married?"

-"Getting married?" (usually, some girls will play along and say, "well, i dont know when you want to")

-"Gurl, I'm serious. (Smile). Then do what you do. Lick ya lips, whatever makes you seem like you tryin to spit game to her. Thats the key, when they know that your joking about spitting game, they will become more aware of you then somebody else.

id go with the one i said up there it was sexay...

giggity giggity giggity

If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put u between f c and k

Word Sizzle (9:08:20 PM): OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Word Sizzle (9:08:23 PM): *DEADDDDDDDD*
Word Sizzle (9:08:33 PM): Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex burns 543
calories.


Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Word Sizzle (9:08:37 PM): LMFAOPOOOOOO @ WITHOUT
Word Sizzle (9:08:41 PM): *DIES*

HpednI (9:09:03 PM): lmao whered u get that
Word Sizzle (9:09:07 PM): myspace
Word Sizzle (9:09:20 PM): their trying to prove why sex is good and how its exercise
Word Sizzle (9:09:26 PM): as soon as i saw without
Word Sizzle (9:09:29 PM): i thought about you
Word Sizzle (9:09:43 PM): and being all "so technically, rape is good for me!"
HpednI (9:09:51 PM): lmao thats what i thought
HpednI (9:10:03 PM): the girl'll be like "OMG NO MEANS NO"
HpednI (9:10:14 PM): and ill be like "you selfish fuckin bitch, this is good for my glutes"
Word Sizzle (9:10:24 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOO

Fuck pick up lines i stay on the grind
bitch get in my car.

I remember seeing someone think that would work once. The conversation went something like this.

Him: Hey, you know, if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I closer together.
Her: Well we don't need to re-arrange shit. N and O are already right next to each other.

Lol That Line Was Corny Anyway

I haven't seen a line in this entire thread that wasn't wack as fuck.

And what's cornier is you making this thread to get new material.

Lol @ You Keep Replyin In This Thread Every Time One Comes Up.So What Makes More Sence

"Girl are you tired? Cus you've been running through my mind all day!"

I think someone farted, lets get outa here.....

Works everytime

i agree with the mariage thing....

cos the gurl knows your joking,so she aint gon be like wtf...and she knows you liking her...

hey girl..can u pretend its sunday servise between my legs and get on your knees!!

better one is

The word of the day is Legs, so lets spread the word

Pick-up artists are faggots who usually rely on other peoples lines. You have to be an alpha male, using corny lines won't do shit unless you're going for the Down Syndrome one-night stand chick.

I don't say anything. They just know.

I just quoted the person who has used more pickup lines than anyone else I know.

Lmao, where have I used any pickup lines other than going around fucking around on RV? I sit there and fucking insult everyone around me, and if they have a sense of humor like I want they'll just laugh.



I just quoted the guy who uh...

...

fill in the blank with something insulting, asshole.

^^ wow... thanx man... i used that on valentine's day and ended up gettin back wit my ex!!! she was like "ur SOOOOOOOO sweet"
hahaha dayum, thanx again

RobKilla, your girl must be ignorant if she's going to get mushy over some stupid old shit like that. I'm serious, she's probably a slut, but whatever as long as you puff the magic dragon. In her pants.

dude whatever, dont talk about my girl :cussing:
:thumbup:
i can get pretty e-mean
or should i say e-vil

Oh yeah, ne ways... anyone who knows anything knows I have the best lines.

1. Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?
2. Ask a Girl, "CDs Or Tapes". When she says CDs, Say, "YOU WANNA SEE DEES (CDs) NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH?
3. You know, If I Were You, I would do me.
5. I'm gonna have sex with you, you, you, and you. Who's first?
6. True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Yeah, and #1 works. Soul Rebel proved it here

fuckin' right.

*gosh you got an Phat ass. can it meet my oscar.

word -_-

when a female walks past grab her hand say slow down ma you just gone leave me like that then spit the basic i you got her

or when you see a female on her cell phone say who you callin me then when they keep wakin say my phone not ringing so you must have the wrong number let me give you the right number and you got her

but for all yall dumbass to pull this off you need a cell phone word

*lame one*

do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

or

whats a nice girl like you doin in a place like this

pshh

the first one word im bout to go use that now*in school*

damn it didnt work


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sike i got that number thanx mad

lmao...it worked ha ha :laugh: glad to help...

thanx............................................. ...i got 2 use that again

Nah Mad Dog, I pick up chicks by saying 'what's a trashy slut doing in a fine place like this?'. Gets them every time.

nice shoes wanna fuck..
believe it or not it worked.