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Whats wrong with 2 whitemen driving off a cliff in a pickup truck?...
Theres room for atleast 4 more :) |
4 Black people in a pontiac.. drives off a cliff, whats wrong?
A pontiac seats 7 :thumbup: |
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven. |
wow................Jesus would smack you if he was jewish.........
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What do you call a gay white person??
Ike. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH |
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On the bright side, I didn't look for the joke. Someone told me it. |
Jesus was jewish you dumb fuck.
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What do you call a female that only fucks black people???
A white female I FUCHED JOO BITCH HONKY!!!!!!!!! |
Kid i know that. But i fell Sorry. But hey.....i got a Jew joke now
Who are biggest backstabbers??? Jews.... they betrayed Jesus |
Where do you go to get your dick sucked???
The White house |
this is the worst racist joke i ever heard so just know that even i dont like it
but i'll show you why not to make a thread like this feelings can get hurt what do a black person and an apple have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree mind you, i am not white or black and didnt make this joke so dont hate me lmao |
Stop apologizing you pussy. If people don't wanna get offended, they shouldn't come in this damn thread.
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why do nigga mommas wear panties to picnics?
to keep the flies away from the chicken! |
lol i just read that joke like 5 mins ago....well a version...its said niggas bitches not niggas momies.
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What do niggers and surfers have in common?
They both hang 10! |
What's the difference of a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload the truck of bowling balls with a pitchfork. ^^Worst joke I've ever heard. Well, 2nd worst. Worst I'm not saying. |
well then dont say. Just type it >.>
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Why do you black people have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubes on their head! Why do blacks have such big dicks? It's gods forgivness for putting pubes on their head! What did God say when he made the first black? Damn, I put pubes on his head! |
Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
You don't nut on an apple before you eat it. |
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ROFL wuts better then 12 dead babys in a garbage can? 1 dead baby in 12 garbage cans :cool: werd |
how do chinese people get their names?
Drom down silverware from the stairs and name them by the sound it makes |
haha baby jokes are halarious...
whats funnier then a dead baby... a dead baby in a clown suit whats funner than nailing a baby to a tree... ripping it off whats better than 12 dead babies in a trash can... 1 alive baby eating his way to the top why are black peoples noses so big? thats how they where hung when god spraypainted em... how you fit 1000 jews in a volkswagon in the ashtray whos is the best jewish cook? .HITLER haha i'm done |
whos a gayer white person than Ike?...
black magik |
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing! |
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring! |
ROFL ...Heres one that Q may find ammusing...
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour. |
How long does it take for a white women to take a shit??
9 months |
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake. |
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A White bitches Booty!!!!!!!! I got maaad jokes :) |
What did a nigga do with his m&m's?
Eat 'em. but what did the whiteboy do?... Try & put 'em in alphabetical order! |
LMAO....What did the whiteboy see when he looked at his family tree?!...
A Straight line!!... |
Why do women have smaller feet?
So they can reach the sink easier. |
what does my girl do when she gets out the hospital...
the dishes if she knows whats good for her |
The money we use to buy food for a week could feed a family in Africa for 3 months, I don't know about you, but i think we are being overcharged for our groceries.
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lol @ this. sick thread. |
^Just jealous.. join the fun :)
Why do black people always have nightmares? because we killed all the ones with dreams |
*sick thread as in dope thread.
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this joke is real old but meh.
Why do black people like basketball so much? Cuz its the only sport where you can run, shoot and steal. |
how do u blind fold a asian?
dental floss |
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Who can't get a girl, so he has to have sex with snow?? What son?!?! Wait...fuck. |
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