lmao at the mil truck one


yo momma so fat, she couldn't be on a or b team, she was c-z

yo momma so fat, she look like Socrates wif a wig on -_- werd

lol....................



yo mommas so ugly she ran into a brick wall.........and looked better

YO momma head so small, she got her ear pierced and suffered brain damage.

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damn 40 posts already....!!!

yo momma so stupid she thought quarterback was a refund

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Your mamma's so ugly that when she comes to mind, the Thought Police show up.

yo momma so dumb......she went to toys r us to git a wrench

lmao....


yo momma so stupid, they asked sex? in her application she check m, f, and wrote....
.....i also do it wensdays as well

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

:roll: :laugh2:

Yo momma so dumb, she wanted to seach her family tree so she bought a Ford Explorer.

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

yo momma so fat that her hearse wuz a flat bed truck, werd

My kidneys hurt from all this laughin



arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

yo mommas so fat.......she went to the top of the empire state building and jack black and naomi watts showed up wit a camera

maybe they showed up with a camera because she was so pretty?


:huh:

yop mommma so fat i gotta explain the joke twice,

yo momma yo momm, is is, a fat a fat, bitch bitch

lmao, my stomach hurts now...........


Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

u aint the only one


uggggggggggggggggggggggggh

yo momma's head so big......she gotta go to big and tall for head band

yo momma so skinny, she waits on tha side walk fo people 2 park theyre car beside her n put quarters in her mouth, werd

yo momma's so dumb she pulled on to I-95........stop her car....got out with a magic marker....and crossed out the five and put a six on the sign

yo mommas so dumb......she bought a bottle of paul newman's dressing....called paul and gave it back

YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT!!!!!


she gotta use mapquest to find the back of her neck!!!!!

yo momma so poor she caynt afford welfare, werd

your momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention

yo momma so dumb, she had you.

keep postin jokes people, this will be longer than the longest thread in ll history!!


Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center!!

Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."

yo mommas so stupid....... she moved to florida cuz she wanted to live in south america

yo momma so dumb....she went to an open mic night...brought her brother michael...and stabbed him

yo momma so..yo moaa so yo momma os yo momma so


so so so so so so so so

she sooooooooooooooooooo

yo momaa