Yo momma so bow legged, they use her to fortify underground tunnels.









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Yo Momma So Old, she dont got milk in here titties no more, she got sour cream

^^your mama so old that her fossilized turds have been dug up dating back to the jurassic period

yo mama's like a t.v., turned on by little black knobs.

Yo momma house so small, she stuck the key in the front door, and unlocked the back door!

bored so i wanted tobring some lil fun bak...


ya momma's like my mic,broke and cheap that it dont hurt my pocket to break her in

you mama so tall she did a backflip and hit jesus in the chin

^lol...

ya mum's like ur sig..

ur mamas so fat after i got done having sex with her i rolled over twice an i was still on top of her

ya mum's like what u say...used,played and re-beat all the time

ur mommas so poor that when she fucks she uses glad press and seel

your momma's so nasty, she swallowed my death jizz and lived

Yo momma so skanky, she got evicted from Oscar's trash can.









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ur momma had sex with a beer bottle and gave birth to u

Yo momma hair so nappy, soldiers use her head for thicket.










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your momma so ugly shes the reason 99% of your momma jokes have been invented.

yo momma so messed up that she took female hormones and ended up wit a beard

your momma so old and ugly that dinosaurs were really extint because she scared them to death.

ur momma armpits are so hairy that it looks like she got richard simmons in a headlock

^^yea read the first page it says that but with afroo mana s the GUY!...


your mommas SO BIG she used mexico as her COTEX!

ur momma so ugly shes looking like latin kitten on a good day

your so ugly that unfulfilled is your MOM and latinkitten is your BABYMOMMA!

oooooooohhhh thats good.....ummmmm

ur mommas face is so bad looking that even god wont repeat that shit

Your mother is so obese it lowers her self esteem.

ur mommas so stupid she thought 8 mile trallier park was really 8 miles long

your momma's so old that when she farts - dust comes out


OOOOOOHHHHH!!

this is over, i just ended it

^^^^ naw the champ is gunna end it.....

ur mommas so poor i stepped on a lit ciqurette on the floor she was like who turned out the heat

Yo mama so gay, she put on a cowboy hat to visit someone with a Broke Back.

what do you call 5 Old Black men in a Barn???


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Antique Farm Equipment

What do you call 5 old black men with yo mama?

Yo mama gettin' shot by the rest of your redneck ass family.

Where did i leave your Quadraplegic Mother?




Exactly where i last Fucked her!!

Yo mama so greasy, you don't need no lubrication to fuck her.

Yo momma so stupid, she though Wu-Tang was an African orange drink!

PLATOW!

Sik Wit It's mama is Whoopi Goldberg's stunt double.

what u call ur momma on a stick??

shit on a stick

JC has to change his mama's panty hose.

9th Degree's momma's so stupid, she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. :\

Purple? Shit, yo mama thought Purple was the nerdy dude on Family Matters.

You so ugly you scare roaches away. :\

Well I told yo mama to take 'em with when she left, so that's not even my fault.