Yo momma doesn't have a landing strip, she has an airfield!

Yo moms so dumb, I asked if I could hit it and she thought I was threatening her.

Yo momma so lazy, she refused to refuse to do anything.

Man, I asked your mom if she had a cell and she was like "sell what?"

That's why yo momma's fleas all have collars on them.









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Shit, well this was fun, but I got some things to do.

I'm out like your mom in the first round of a spelling bee.

^^Yea, my mom was out the first round because she was asked to spell your momma's name, I think it was: Chlamydia Ghonnorea Syphillis

Ahh, you just admitted that your mom can't spell lol.

^^And you didn't refute that yo momma's named after 3 STDS!


Speakin of mommas, yo momma so poor, she wrapped up rocks for christmas.

Lol Funny Shit......

I didn't refute it because I didn't feel the need to make that joke any more wack than it already was lol. And plus, you're jokes are based on fiction.

But I asked yo moms if she wanted to play 1 on 1 and she called first captain.

lol @ u...dumb ass...ALL THESE JOKES are based on fiction...

DUH...hence the word, JOKE!


Forgot yo momma, 9th is so dumb, he thought Def Comedy Jam was a closed caption special.




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i've started an rv yo momma movement!

Yo momma so short, she couldn't even get on the sidewalk at Disney world.

Lol shit, you wish. Ask yo moms about last weekend, when she was all sad that she couldn't fit into the drive-in theater.

No you haven't stfu.

Yo momma so skinny, she swallowed a tic tac and it got stuck on the way down.

Yo mom so dumb, she had a son who makes jokes like that ^.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes Latinkitten look like Jess Alba!

Yo momma so technologically advanced, she birthed a netcee.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought the internet was for indoor volley ball.

your momma is so dumb she tried to hire raekwon as a chef.

He's not a chef?


Yo momma so mentally retarded, she took an IQ test and scored "TIN MAN"




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i know he is not a chef but its part of his name (raekwon the chef )thats part of the joke

your momma is so fat she became an obstacle on the "worlds strongest man compition "

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk


Why yo momma got a push up bra and only 1 breast?



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Yo momma so black, she tried to cross the street and they painted a yellow stripe up her back.

yo momma so dumb, when the doctor told her she was dyin of diabetes she started eating life savers.

Why yo momma's bra strap break and blinded a crippled nun?