appexx you type pretty fucking fast, we gotta have a type off or something

I thought spiders only had eight legs

btw, I was just fucking around with the whole run the opposite direction like a bitch part.

ON THE REAL

LIKE 100% SERIOUS what I would do if I saw one

I would stay very still, get good aim, and fucking throw the shit out of something hard at it, then i'd fucking run....

it aint a spider...

it's a "arachnide" or something like that

Thats a mad big spider still...

But I agree with what Apexx said...you calm, show you mean no harm, then your golden.

Most animals are territorial...if you invade their space, they get pissed. So you don't fuck with them, they won't fuck with you.

More than spiders, I'm wary of Centipedes...

Those things can and will sting the shit outta you.


Like most "dangerous" animals, they only truly attack when startled or provoked.







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my only problem is bugs feel the need to bite me all the damn time
especially mosquitos, i got that good blood i guess

also google search it for more nasty pics

name one spider hunts humans as a food source??? NONE!!! so the spider you're talkin about creepin up to sneak you...doesn't exist!! lmao. scared of nothin man.

besides, when they get peeped trying to play slick, guess what...

they get Riverdanced on. and that's if I don't feel like just catchin em and throwin em outside where they can hunt for bugs tryin to get in my house.


yup. sounds about right. spiders = an asset son. natural pest control, not a pest themselves.

^^more power to ya. I dont like to "try my luck" when there's a working technique already out lol. lol best case you'll run and ANYTHING you're running from will still attack you. your "luck" is did you get away or not lol.

and some of us don't rely on luck. they count on common sense.

^word to this man.



a type-off lol. you'd prolly win off typos alone.

like the typo you have in my name! :cussing:

Apexx...lighten up whodi...It's a joke...Humans are not spider food...

There's only a problem when it becomes an invasion of space, inadvertantly or not.

And, please don't lecture me on the important of insects and spiders/other Chelicerates.

I have a degree hanging on the wall that says I learned more about BUGS than any human being should.

Thank you.


:thumbup:

I wonder what it would sound like if you stepped on one??

*yawn* yeah. another "degree" that we've never seen.

you got a camera phone that you use on a whim, go take a picture. because uhh...I dont' believe you. I think you're full of shit and just makin up some bullshit to not look stupid lmao. tryin to cover for this imaginary spider you invented that'll..."creep up on yo ass" lol

sorry man, but to be real, I think these degrees you talk about only exist in the same place your not-so-lucrative music career exists.

on the net.

the hell with that.
I'd rather see camel toe than camel spiders. :thumbup:

NEXT...play this game with Latinkitten.








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LMAO yeah...exactly.

knew it.

you're fulla shit son. got a degree in something differnt every week yet got no job.


right.


take a picture of any and everything but nothing of these "degrees" you always yap about.


right.



next.

*yawns*

Play this game with Latinkitten. She's insane enough to play it with you.











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hmm...aint' that what you told Ike when he asked what you do for a living when you didn't want to come out and say "I don't have a job"?

ohh wait nahh haha that's right, you completely changed the subject and avoided the topic completely.

this must be deja vü, cuz.....the exact same shit's happening right now.

K...hold up one sec










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Anything bigger then 1/2 inch is too big.

Still holdin ya breath Apexx?














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why would I be waiting for you when you already look stupid? lmao, I'm not the one with shit on his face, you are, sooo..........why would I be in a rush? lol



take your time son. lmao

Wait...hol up


It's uploadin now












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Lol well naturally. I'd rather see both camel toes than one of those furry, 8 legged mofo's under my sleeping blanket trying to get some of my man junk. Any man who doesn't think like that must not have much sensativity in their man region.

K...Apexx


almost done

it's at 99.9%









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Ok ok, here's where i'm gonna finally stop fucking around and actually come with a serious post.

Like you said, and also like I said, most predator animals won't decide to attack you if you just stare them in the eyes, and then walk backwards slowly, then slowly turn around and walk away. That's true, that has to do with their instinct. Insects are known more for using a "play dead" maneuver when they feel provoked, so if you get close they'll just stay very still until you distance yourself, then they'll make a run for it, or they'll wait until they think you're too close and be like, "fuck playing dead i'm making a run for it, and they'll take off."

However, I think you should watch some more animal planet, animals and insects are not the same thing. Wolfs, bears, tigers, etc... are not known to be extremely aggresive towards humans. Neither are most predator insects. These Camel Spiders are known for that though. You can say "He's fucking stupid, how the fuck is a tiger not aggresive?" Well, obviously a tiger is, BUT, you can train a tiger, you can train a lion, you can train a wolf, a bear, etc... You've prolly seen them starring in movies before. You CAN'T train a fucking Camel Spider though, that's for sure. You think I'd be testing my luck by turning to run as fast as I can from one? Maybe you'd be the one testing your luck trying to have a stare down against a giant spider. You don't know if its survival instincts will be the same as most other creatures. You're taking a chance man. Maybe the camel spider will think you're trying to provoke it by having a stare down with it and not running away from it as fast as you can. Because look at this way

A tiger, lion, bear, wtv, when they hunt their prey, they sneak up on it, get close enough, and then take off after it and try to bring it down wtv way that may be.

A camel spider, it dosn't go on chases, it sneaks up on helpless victims, numbs the skin so you can't feel anything, and then eats away without it's prey even knowing it. It dosn't hunt the same way.

So if I ran, i'm pretty sure the Camel Spider would be like, "well fuck chasing him, maaan, ima go find me some easier prey." I think someone staring straight at them taking small steps backwards tells them "shit, this dude isn't running, and he's not giving me any space to run, I guess i'll have to scare him off (bite the fuck out of him)"

Now I could be wrong, or I could be right, but i'm letting you know right now, I know a lot about bugs and animals and shit.

Now tell me one last thing, wich is less threatning to you

A. A man with a gun running from you as fast as he can

B. A man with a gun staring you down and slowly backing away from you

are they poisonous?

^^ Nah, but they do unleash a anesthetic to numb the area that they chew on, so if while they're making a meal of your flesh you won't even feel a thing, how convenient.

well thats shitty.

haha, hell yeah, I'll toast to that haha




*note to self, watch more "animal planet"* man i on't know about you, but i never met any 'wild animal' that needed to be "trained" to defend them selves. at the same note, I don't know any animals that aren't trained to book from conflicts they can avoid. you're a food source, not an enemy lol. a leech ain't gotta try to fight you, the parasites on the fish ain't gonna try to fight the fuckin fish lol etc etc.

your immagination is runnin away man

Iunno, you have to admit, in some sense I have a point, you can't know for sure if i'm right or or wrong, or if you're right or wrong. Maybe the camel spider will chase something that runs from it, maybe it won't, maybe it will attack something backing away slowly, maybe it won't. I'm pretty sure in this case i'm right though, but we both aren't arachnid experts, so there's really no point in us arguing who would and who wouldn't get bitten. =\

ehh. you're still talking about spiders, I've BEEN talking about animal instinct.

you're right, no point in going on.

So have I, you must have missed something

All I was saying is that all types of animals have different instincts, and you can't base what the camel spiders instinct would be on those other animals instincts.

lmao, yeah, I get ya man lol, no problem.

meh, when you can't agree on anything else, then agree to disagree I guess

:cool:

word. agree to disagree....

lol @ random anchor man pic

not random my friend. you just don't see the meaning lol, which makes it even iller :evil:

now you have to explain, otherwise i'll be thinking about it all day