question: was it your dick she was sucking????
If so what size jeans you wear???
What size shoe you wear???
And if you put on a mag does it look like your dick has on a shower cap???
or a rain coat????

which one????

lol.....jp..... :thumbup:

the answer to my last one is that there is not April 31st.....

here is another one.....

When traveling for two weeks last year, Susan visited friends in China, Egypt, Holland, Sudan, and Scotland. Earth was simply the best stop of all! While traveling, Susan did not use any form of air or water transportation. How did Susan do this? Where is she traveling?

She Walked, Caught The Bus? Or She Used The Globe To Travel One Of Them Fake Jawns

nah....she was in Texas.... :thumbup:

Yo I Swear To God I Was Gonna Say She Called

lol....that would have been good....ok here we go

A man stands by the ocean and reads a book. He sees a wave begin to form, but no matter how bad the wind gets or how fast a boat goes by, the wave never changes. How?

He Might Of Been Reading A Book About Waves

yep...reading hin his math book about SINE waves.....

Which president is on the U.S. $100 bill?

None........... Benjamin Franklin

damn i need to find some hard ones lol............

Think of words ending in GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word?

and.......................

In which six-letter country can the following capitals be found?
Athens, Delhi, London, Nassau, Oslo, and Peking.

Second One I Think Is Europe.

nah.....guess again lol....nice try though

damn it the answers are....language

and POLAND....

The weather was fine and Tory was enjoying the flight when suddenly he saw something in the distance, a bright light, "I have to get closer to see this strange sight." he thought to himself. He steered closer to the light when suddenly there was a loud crack and Tory was electrocuted.

What killed Tory?

he was electrocuted

Since when was Athens in Poland?

The real answer is GREECE

lol, you don't even know the answers to your own riddles silly. :thumbup:

lmfao wats the answer to the tory riddle?

Capital letters.....P.O.L.A.N.D.


i got my riddle right....

oh and the one with tory the answer is that he is a fly...and he was flying to one of those bug zappers...and died....

Aww man, that means we have to have sex now :thumbup:

why?????????? lol

heres another one.................

Bloodless Manslaughter?
Detective Jones appeared at the crime scene six minutes after the call for help. All around him were pieces of body parts scattered around the floor. Yet, no blood was visible. How can that be?

Damn That Shit Sound Hard

lol and its easy as hell.... :thumbup:

because, viagra only lasts a few hours! NOW!

a breakfast burrito

where you get that from??? lol...breakfast burrito...try again boo.... :huh:

becasue the body parts were already dead...

nope nope...guess again.....lmao :thumbup:

lol just took a educated guess :thumbup:

yes you did baby....lol...a breakfast burrito :thumbup: :laugh:

no one was cut up or they were frozen

get wit me and i'll show u a real burrito :love:

lol just playin but yo u should IM me on aim or some shit...

aim= mc slayor

oooo *wonders* lol...

the answer is the crime was done at an auto...the body parts were car body parts....

new one........

The Ringmaster gave his 25 acrobats a challenge. He challenged them to walk over the smallest tight rope (in width) in the world. He said to each one of the acrobats "You can do it, trust me". Each acrobat attempted the walk, but only one acrobat successfully walked the rope to the other side. Every acrobat said "The ringmaster was right in what he said to all of us". How was the ringmaster right if only one acrobat walked the rope to the other side?

when he siad you can do "it" he meant that they can fall

am i right?

the were all on top of him

nope nope....read carefully.... :thumbup:

OH he told them to walk over it but not on it

nope....lol...........makes you wonder don't it....lol