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yes exactly correct...canada would own usa with hockey pucks and ginger ale |
And their famous 'hot women' stereotype.
BUT EVERYONE KNOWS CANADIANS HAVE BAD TEETH. :cussing: |
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Barely Established.. ok.. Go eat some more Cheese.. lol |
Bro, we're talking 1332, Magellan sailed the ocean red to Canada to deliver Charlemagne's ultimatum that if they don't burn down the White House Britain will go to war with America and thus start the next World War.
And you don't want that shit on your conscious. And barely established as in, they were hardly the force they are today so how can you act like you beat America? More like you beat Colonial America, which is closer to what you're talking about than Modern. :shoot: |
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Your going way off topic, the discussion of this thread was simply put, that i enjoy being canadian, and feel good that i'm not hated Across the whole fucken World. Its a Nice feeling going into a country and have all the bitches flock to me cause i'm canadian rather then them spit and thro shit on yah.. I dont Give a fuck how powerful you are.. Your whole military is in IRaq fighting fucken rebels and they need to pull up national guard? WTF.. This super Power cant even handle a bunch of under trained Towel head motha fucka's. All that technology and Resources really goes to show how POwerful the U.S really is. they getting owned Daily in Iraq. And dont come in here saying shit about how tough they are.. they havent taken on a real fucken army in 500 years.. Pussy ass fucks didnt even Enter WW2 until it was almost over.. Us canadians fucken won that for the world. So keep yah head up high America cause you make the world proud.. Fuckoutofhere |
Yeah bro, because all over Rapverse I'd stated that I'm such an American patriot, and that it's 'my' army that's going to war, and that it's 'my' country that hasn't beat a 'real country in 500 years'.
500 years ago was in the 1500's. Good to know America was winning wars a bit after Columbus found it. These 'pussy ass fucks' were sending billions of dollars worth of supplies to Britain, and wanted to maintain a state of isolatism because most of America was protesting. I'm not going way off topic, I'm addressing someone else within this topic and I'm not going to make a separate thread about Canadian wars. And the thread was made saying 'Canada is good during a war'. So uh, hardly off topic. Here's the deal. America pulls out of Iraq and then we go to war with Canada. We can't even use nukes because of the proximity. Pewpewpew. :shoot: Boom! |
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lmao *sigged* |
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Um... Buck Fush |
Canadians are way to drunk or high to even care.,
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who gives a fuck about canada.....
they're like russia....big ass country but can't do shit because they ain't got shit mothafuckas got all that damn land and ain't even using it....i bet theirs some oil up there that bush would love to have....ima write a letter to George Bush on that shit.... Dear Bush, I think I know where the oil is....... |
canada has a small yet very skilled military, some friends of mine are in afganistan.
we are one of the richest countries in the world. we are known for intelligence, empathy, and courage. america is cool or whatever, but canada is where its at in the future. oil, oil, oil...the new discoveries in northern alberta make us a target, but also makes us one of the most powerful countries in world economically, us could never touch canada, the world wouldn't let it happen, besides u.s likes having other strong (economically) countries around them with 'similar' ideals. canada was named the best country in the world to live in for over 10 years straight by the UN. We were second last year though. you people should go take some poli sci classes before you talk all this ish. so yeah its good to be canadian, except since everyone is making so much money in alberta inflation is going to start increasing periodically |
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yo JPoll, wuts good in Calgary? my girl went there friday, n i havent bin talkin 2 her scence cuz she's stayin wif her aunt n she duzznt have a computer. iz it hot az fuck over there too? n do u know anythang about "Calgary Housing"? cuz her aunts on welfare n thats where they're going soon :S werd |
Calagary is crap/
Id never move out there, I'm from British Columbia right beside Calagary. Calgary is mostly farm area, bunch of rednecks for most part of it. if you want to move somewhere nice, go to Toronto or B.C everywhere else in Canada blows. |
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Hypothetical one on one situation, America annihilates you. I'm no patriot, but there happens to be a reason that immigrants call America the land of opportunity. I don't need to know stupid statistics you learned in some government funded Canadian school, because of course they're going to mention the good things about Canada, same in the US. Did political science not teach you the difference between war and being a prosperous country, even if they go hand in hand? Quote:
Bam. |
Canada is ill. Period.
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lmao i was watchin this show on TV
they said a Dog was elected for governer in a city in Cali long time ago... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Losers! :shoot: your solution.?..Canada>America |
canada has way to many azn's...
its fuking silly , werd |
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The US imports more oil from Canada than they do from all other countries combined...just so you know |
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you really believe a dog was the govenor of california at one time??? i think you should die |
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yo don't you know who the fuck i am?? i don't need no oil nigga, i'm a fuckin G, i got oil in my fuckin refridgerator next to my milk nigga...I'M RICH BITCH |
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not of california u fuck nut some city down ther :laugh: :laugh: losers |
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well damn....back to the drawing board....... |
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No, they don't..... |
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but still bitch, when you ever hear of a govenor of a city...govenor's are of the state...you have mayors in the cities, so get ya facts straight homie |
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OWNED.. :thumbup: :thumbup: |
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co-signing the Ownage:) |
lolz...well i heard it on a TV n shit...hahaha :laugh: |
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really? i recommend you drink a barrel:) |
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i saw on the daily show that over 51% of the oil used in the united states is imported from canada...the information provided to those responsible for the production of that show are more educated than you...so...you lose |
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Canada still= doper than the US :)
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I dunno about that, But we got enough oil in are sands in alberta to supply the world for 50 years.. Damn we gonna be rich. Also we have one of the Biggest Supplies of fresh water that yall motha fuckers keep trying to get yah hands on.. |
Canada should stay outta the US's radar
cuz we might start putting our hands in your cookie jar |
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lol sorry i'll pass...i was watchin chapelle when i said that lol |
Congratulations on Canada having the luck to be sitting on an oil field, but I seriously doubt it could supply the whole world. Want to give some statistics, or are you trying to impress me with empty words?
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I don't have too much of a problem living in America.
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