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Kriptic 08-09-06 12:45 PM

coke the first tiem sucks actully man ^^^ every one knows that..... didnt hit me till the 3rd try..but that was b.c it was shitty coke the 2 time...... but read what i rote above ur post...jsummers has the worst coke ever. lol

Euthanize. 08-09-06 12:46 PM

yeah.

he did like 20 drops in each eye.

it was a double dare.

schema 08-09-06 12:46 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kriptic
JSummers... if ur doing 3 balls....and not dieing.... you coke is complete SHIT. of good coke..the body can only usually take 1 and half grams......
........ if ur not getting fucked up of a line..ur coke sucks.... coke around here is bomb.

.. real coke... you only need a keybump..and that equal to ur 2 big lines. lol watch that mvoie blow too.... that coke looks good. lol


nah thats 1.5 grams a day...

in one binge you can do about a quarter or more depending on who you are...the shit you do a key bump and you cant feel your teeth...i did 2 g's of that...but not everywhere has the same quality blow...

i have seen my dude do a quarter of the good shit in a night though...skeeted as fuck...but he can eat and sleep on blow that shit trips people out....

schema 08-09-06 12:48 PM

the first time i did blow it was fire...it was the best feeling ive ever had in my entire life...i rode like 10 miles in someones trunk and got out with an ear to ear smile talking about..."that trunk was huge that shit was too comfortable"...

Kriptic 08-09-06 12:50 PM

i said 1.5 grams... i just spelt it out in words.. lol and if some ones doing a qaurter of blow..is SHIT coke...that simple.... and i guarentee youve never done the shit youonly need a keybumo of....it comes straight from columbia....UNCUT. youve never done UNCUT coke... thats a fact..idc what u say lol

N.Tavarez 08-09-06 12:52 PM

im straight with blow
my herbal habit i expensive enough
smoke some haze and bang the hell outta the next girl you screw ap

Euthanize. 08-09-06 12:52 PM

I fell in love with E about a year ago.

My first time, I couldn't stop talking. I was hollerin' at every female I saw. And it was the first time I told one of my male patna's I love you :-/

schema 08-09-06 12:54 PM

ok...i mean its not a contest...

the shit my dude's dude brings up is from texas...he literally gets it off a boat...

ive partied with them when he brought up four ounces and it will fucking rock your face...but the three of us did a half o that night...

you had to break it up with a hammer...

but i mean im not gonna argue with you if you do blow better than that thats cool...

my shit is good enough for me and anyone else ive ever given it to...props on your connects though...

Euthanize. 08-09-06 12:55 PM

you guys are Crackheads.

i'm leaving.

bye.

Kriptic 08-09-06 12:57 PM

nah man..i dont do blow thats better... we got good shit...im saying no one on this site has done uncut blow.... if ur doing half a O in one night..its not uncut/// but it can be done..if u got a tollerence from doing the same kind.... but if u dont do that same kind.. and ur doing half a O its deffintly cut with soemthing..... but its all good..i dont even do coke...when i moved out..i did it b.c it was there at the apartnemt i lived in like everynight..so i started selling it... fuck weed fuck rolls... the money is in yay when it comes to selling... but i stopped that..b/c the weed connection is easier for me..and i get to smoke alot of it :-) lol

N.Tavarez 08-09-06 01:01 PM

i was the worst dealer ever lol
(of weed)
i would smoke as much as i would sell
sometimes i had to pay for the whole thing cuz i'd go overboard
and light up everyone around me
that sucked

Kriptic 08-09-06 01:07 PM

hahah i did that like 3 times ^^^^ just roll up blunt..after blunt..and smoke up every one..but it was ok..i had the money to pay it back... or... i would just burn em and not pay..... if i got it froma different connect them my usuall. hahaha

schema 08-09-06 01:12 PM

lmao thats a good way to get beat the fuck up...mad weed dealers do that shit...

Kriptic 08-09-06 01:17 PM

haha nah... they cant touch me... they were faggets who tryed dealin..and ripped peopel offf...so i got the go ahead from there dealer...to just fuck em over lol

Euthanize. 08-09-06 01:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kriptic
hahah i did that like 3 times ^^^^ just roll up blunt..after blunt..and smoke up every one..but it was ok..i had the money to pay it back... or... i would just burn em and not pay..... if i got it froma different connect them my usuall. hahaha


that's why people that smoke a lot of weed don't sell it.

they sell coke, but then you'd prolly sniff all that up too :(

Kriptic 08-09-06 01:18 PM

they let me it do it..b/c they dont want some oen selling weed whos gunna get ripped off...... like... ive burned people before ..and gave the weed back to the dealer they got it from..sayin here man...you should be frontin to people who cant hold there own...and then im in better with that guy..it works

J Summers 08-09-06 01:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by schema
three balls is like what my dealer does when he feels like going crazy...

i cant hang with that level of blow especially the shit i get...haha you win that is what i call overboard...

you should meet my dude though...ive seen him like do a quarter then order a large pizza and go to sleep...


OH MY FUCKING LORD... thats dope as shit... yeah its not on basis i do that... only when i go see my boys in G.R. pick up shit for cheep and go ape shit that night.. and not sleep and get anxiety.. then kick myself in the ass the next three days cuz my sinusus are fucked. then wait two weeks then do it again...a large pizza.. fuck thats nutz man

N.Tavarez 08-09-06 01:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Euthanize.
that's why people that smoke a lot of weed don't sell it.

they sell coke, but then you'd prolly sniff all that up too :(





i never sniffed but soo many people have told me how good it is
that im afraid if i ever tried i'd get hooked
and i just cant afford it so
but i hear coke is a motivational drug

J Summers 08-09-06 01:37 PM

kkk... 85% boss... my boy tests the shit... 3 balls between five of us between 7.P.M. to about 5 a.m. trust me its not hard to do....

Ex pills are dope... depending on what they are cut with and the percentage of M.D.M.A.... but i love to get my roll on...

Shrooms are dope ive done them about four times and only tripped once.. and tripped reallllllll hard.. then drank four bottles of wine with some buddies after.. and woke up with the worst headache of my life..

acid is straight...i took it off a sugar cube. and of a stamp.. good trip.. i was mostly happy

ive done pretty much everydrug in the book...i didnt really enjoy my adolesence...so i had to make the best of it

J Summers 08-09-06 01:39 PM

btw next time you do coke base it.. tell me how fucked up you get

N.Tavarez 08-09-06 01:43 PM

wheres a truth commercial when you need one ?

J Summers 08-09-06 01:49 PM

can i get checked for zephyr?

L.E 08-09-06 01:50 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by .Ike.
lmfao i actually went 30 minutes and didnt nut my first time....how gay.....

she had to be home...and well...i just couldnt get it done in time..i have no fuckin clue why..........i did the complete opposite of what most people do first time lol


Exactly the same shit that happened to me.

And Apokolyptik...I've had sex when I have been fucking hammered.

Hard as a rock.

Chris Stylez 08-09-06 02:29 PM

First time was 12 on my birthday day and like accidently plunged it into her belly button..and when i pulled it out her belly button it made a little boping noise after there that. She lost her virginity and i lost mine. Best 2 min bang of my life...

J Summers 08-09-06 02:58 PM

the head of your penis can fit in a belly button

that = 2 things

1. u not well endowed
2. that was a big bitch

N.Tavarez 08-09-06 03:06 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by J Summers
the head of your penis can fit in a belly button

that = 2 things

1. u not well endowed
2. that was a big bitch






lmao that sounded like some unspoken rule
but it really does sound about right

Appocolyptik 08-09-06 03:17 PM

I'd be a good weed dealer, I don't smoke it so much anymore because I've gotta get back into shape for the new football (soccer) season. Hell the last time I got stoned was Saturday.

Chris Stylez 08-09-06 05:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by J Summers
the head of your penis can fit in a belly button

that = 2 things

1. u not well endowed
2. that was a big bitch




Like i said i was 12. Your not really developed when you 12. You can get a woody u can bust...but ur not really developed...And it wasnt even like the whole head was inside

But it was still funny none the less :thumbup:

Appocolyptik 08-09-06 06:05 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ennui
Exactly the same shit that happened to me.

And Apokolyptik...I've had sex when I have been fucking hammered.

Hard as a rock.


Get out of here you lying little fucker :p

WhoAmI 08-10-06 09:47 AM

when im drunk im too busy being a wiseman with all the answers to the world's problems to care about sex, i usually get my fucks first and THEN get drunk and chill....:)


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