Worst thing that ever happened to me, which really I could call the best because it's funny as fuck was during a visit to my girlfriends place when she was at university. It was the end of the day and I was just tired as hell and she was wide awake and wanted to go at it. So I suggested she should just ride me for a bit then maybe I'd be able to get into the mood to get going. So she is on top of me and everything just going at it and I was so fuckin' tired I just fell asleep. Thing is, she had no clue because the lights were off and didn't find out until I started snoring. I thought it was rad.

Find out it was a man...and then I stuck with it.










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:shocked:
:nono:

not cuz i think u would nut before.... cuz i think the girl would lose all feeling in her mouth :-p

I was drunk as was she and we were fucking and she stopped and was like, I can't do this i'm in love. I was like alright and dick whipped her. SO in a way it was a goooood yet bad experience

lol... I actually had this happen too. JTR's right tho - it's more like a muscle, but when I did it - it DID sound like cracking knuckles. Shit HURT. I even went to the doc, cause i was in paaain, even when it went limp (which was damn near instantaneously). But uuuh yea, jus thought I'd drop that tidbit for ya'll. Carry on.

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i was once banging this chick doggy style, without a rubber, cause thats how i roll...im madd gangsta like that, fuck rubbers ma'fakka!! anyways, i told her i was about to blow my fatty load, cause you know spek be packin down there like whoa!! i pulled out and spit on her back so she thought i went, then when she turned around i punched her in the face and gave her a bleeding nose then jizzed all over her face...yep, i strawberry-milkshaked that hoe!

I'd say, one time when I was bout to explode my nut in here, she just pushed me off, and got on my computer, and where did she go? SAY IT WITH ME NOW!!


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She woke up.

She never woke up :(

she almost woke up but I knocked her out again :)

neither of them woke up.

*keeps going*

Im alive and kickin mate.

Well then you no longer seem to be dead

holla

who is that??????