Once. Thx for asking <3

2v your avy is dope as fuck i was just watchin the thing like a mini movie n shit

Thanks I take pride in my shit also

can't wait to see it pop up on the internet everywhere now.

i cant imagine a 2 min max....it only starts getting real fun around the 4 to 5 minute mark...oh well....i guess i didnt take into consideration that most of em here are prolly still around 16-19....got some time to grow

19? aw hell no we got higher standards than that...iunno it might apply to other but me personally im mature enough to not be bustin a nut at the drop of a hat á la American Pie lol

but i can only speak for myself, some of these guys might not be represntin my age group too well :mad:

I dunno. I think those who can bust a quick nut are better off in life.


.................Real life, that is. Not the human world where sex is 98% about pleasure and 2% about getting pregnant.


If the world got merked and everyone on it was dead except for like a man and two women, more people would be the concern. And fast nut busting would be the savior.

I'm not gonna tell you to imagine, but the reason male animals bust a nut quick is because sex leaves them very vulnerable to attacks. You see dogs, elephants, horses, all alike do it. Humans are the only animals on earth that indulge in sex.

yeh but the difference is (most) humans have sex in a secure environment so quick ejaclation isn't necessary to reduce vulnerability to attacks.

and in response to your appocalyptic scenario, it would make no practically make no difference whether you bust quicker or slower, there's only so many times you can bust in a period of time before it adversly affects your sperm count, so you might as well pace yourself lol

I'm saying, when the worlds about to end, and there's still a chance of you dying, busting quicker should be in your best interest. Not lay there for 45 minutes enjoying your time 'together'

yeh but if the worlds about to end and assuming i've said goodbye to my loved ones already, is there really any better way to go :)

Was that sarcastic? lol

That thing is from years ago, you having it in your avatar is it popping up on the internet everywhere now. Except now is later.

with your cum inside of a woman. not your dick.

Make sound effects as you watch it with your lips. :thumbup:

Im sorry. When i die...i rather have my dick inside a woman more than my sperm...But hey if i can have both....im always down with my own sloppy seconds.

thats cool you know.

I was just thinking more about my own death and the possible chance that the woman might live. Thus the world will have my baby and though I'll be dead, life may continue.

wtf? son that shit be old as fuck. I think Mimesis or Indeph someone else on THIS forum rocked that shit in 05. sorry to burst the bubble son

I was joking

Bubble busted x10

and no, I doubt it was on any forum.

^^ yeah..i seen it on a forum b4.....

but ......long sex is good @ times.....but if im w a bitch i fucked 1000 times.....i wana get mine n roll out...lol, fuk bull shittin, n fuk if she gets hers too...

So did the girl in the clip get hers?

looked like more then once to me...........was pretty drunk, dont relly remember most of this one...i posted a few of these b4, w diffo ho's, but my cam wasent as good [my krazor] LOL

Holy shit dude I thought my sarcasm was crystal clear, damn I fucked up on that one everyone thought I was serious? Damn

i can jerk off longer than 12 minutes

plz start hatin.......

cuz u know whats gona come...same thing as the audio shit..........


put up or shut up, we can start having porn offs yo......i gota stash

Howbout I'll battle you at not posting an amateur porno vid of yourself having sex with some slut.

Oh, what a shame, you instantly lose.

^You obviously know nothing about Ebircs...

calling that chick a "slut" is the equivalent of saying, "having sex with that female"




= non-reactive




Ebircs is a 10x better emcee 90% of the people in this thread...


why do it to yourself?




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lol. Like I said. Start your own porn site and call it O.wning H.er D.aily. SHit would fly nicely with the movement. lol

I don't get what you mean?

aaahahahahaha

porn battles....that shit's genius lol

i'll be referee

ok guys no hits above the belt at least 90% of each submission must consist of female, preferrably all of it just holla your name on rv to prove its you lol

lmaoo hahaha mu fuckaaaa

No hating.....great job :thumbup:

moss defo....

bircs is the new bo....


bircs knows hip hop....bircs knows beer....bircs knows porno...bircs proly knows ur girl



ohhhhshit

lol, wasent u OMB??????

stfu man.........u a booksmart dude, but quit audio so fast wen i set up that battle.....i went to write n dropped n the garbage man already picked up ur mic

LOLOL
fuck outa here.........only way u possibly fuckin w me is on some dumb ass convo on RV about religion.....


n don't front, everyone know why white dudes fuck asians.....your shits to small for white girls...

fuck outa here

for a dude so smart, never thought u'd say some half ass'd spur of the moment un-thought out bullshit like that man....shows "u still got a lot of growing up to do" or wtf ever ur avy usta say LOL


fuckin gimp

My dick is a pretty good size. It isn't a horse cock but it's at least ... from memory, your size.

Ours kinda look the same except mine's more attractive & the skin is most likely softer. I get that compliment a lot "it's like baby skin" werd

how bout you bircs. ever got that compliment?

^could be the gayest thing i've ever heard 2v

wen i click the links...it says google error or some shit...how is eveyrone else seein this

Shut up faggot I'm in love with my dick

just because you're ashamed of your shit you gotta make petty little comments n shit

tryna relate words to your cock

hop off

Wow, you honestly think I quit audio because of you? You? I'm a lazy guy. You just happened to get caught up with me when I realized audio was stupid.

Was there something wrong with my little comment? I mean, you did post an amateur porn video of you having sex with some slut. If we were to have a battle of not posting a video like that, you would instantly lose. Am I wrong? Was my logic out of line? If we were to have a battle of posting an amateur porn video, I would instantly lose, since you already posted one. Don't you agree? I can't see anything at all wrong with what I said.

If you want to have an audio battle, set it up. Sure, I won't drop, but you'll be able to attempt to act like all of the rappers you idolize and defend your ego. Why do you rap, huh? You aren't particularly talented. Just like me when I was still into rapping, you're no different from the millions of other people who think they have a knack for making rap music, but in reality are all just the same, trying to be something they think it would be nice to be.

Oh and hey, cool little comment at the end there about what the words near my avatar used to say. Was that meant to be like a "personal" or something? Cause bro, that was genius.

And one more thing, if you're going to pull the "but... but... YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS" card, you might want to do that before you post a video that exposes to all of us your below average sized penis.

a bit judgmental thar huh teru.

How so?

Harsh maybe, but I don't think judgmental.

"your below average sized penis."

lolz <3