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Flip the script i rip kids like illiterate peices of shit you'd quit if i hit a bitch like you in the lip!!!
you've just been served. please move on. |
haha i rarther murder you with text brother if ur man enough to set a battle up go ahead and do it homie... you' know i'll ko mutha fucker.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXDC8_4N8m4 this is funny btw.
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I think I'm man enough supporting myself and my family thank you very much...unlike this 22 year old dude still living at home, using his parents computer (not his own) and STILL thinking text battles are the shizznit! ...I laid down the terms...pick up a mic...then I'll consider it :thumbup: |
And why are you using Americanised terms like homie?
You're from fucking Sommerset you idiot! |
How about i'll pick up the mic and shove it up ur ass mad dog... I dont wanna battle you in text, i dont wanna hear ya crawly. gay accent. hurt my ears. All i know is im better den you lyrically and at sending punches at you.. you aint doper den me, u have nothin on me man even my avitar is doper den you.
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haha watch this shit.. i peeped it. its snoop dog gettin fucked by police in hethro airport funny watch it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD7KR3-Xi3s
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you do the rite thing u put up a verse
and i'll make ya kiss ur own ass and go to church ur stupid mad dog born loser wid fake tattos heres a fuckin spit, and guess wot it's rite at you i laugh at you man, i'll boil ya rhymes like water why dont u go cut ya wrist you auter.. um wot i can say homie, least i aint no phony like u mad, u cant beat me cuz teches one and only. |
lyrically i dominate the rat mad dog
i'll have his verses shittin like they going for a jog first things first the hoe needs to get a job and stop all his gangsta shit, cuz most people know hes a slob i thi nk you need to improve with your text instead of audio but u cant do both cuz ur flow sucks ass too hoe haha so come up wid somet hard that'll hurt me mad dog i think ur gay and u smell u got ur paws dirty. |
Dude you're doing yourself no favours...
...You clearly love me more than Diabolic does LK. I mean I'm flattered and all that but I can't reciprocate those feelings back. Move on. |
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that had my mind racing in circles. Dogg is fucked now!! His lyrical agression is on another level. The creativity is through the roof. GET HIM TECH!! GET HIM! |
id spit iller stuff, cuz i aint choked u enough
i know ya lifes rough and u think ur shits tough i'll stuff u down deep under the ground have mad dog outta town outta bound serously i dont like you on a personal level, thinkin ya dope, and mic reble ur nuttin but a pebal tech will reach for the gat leave ya brain splat... people will come over 2 ya dead body like who is dat rat and a voice will shout that'll say mad dog im so sorry i had to run over this head chog.. |
Please someone do something about this moron...
...I mean seriously you ask a question and hope to get some serious answers but as always I have this little freak on my dick like a genital wart. 1day till World Cup though, 2 days till England match...time is just dragging now! |
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damn man your shit's fire for real. on a level you did lyrically run his ass over like a head chog... |
yo Tech...what was your favourite Sonic the Head Chog game?
Mine personally was Sonic the Head Chog 2 for the Mega Drive. |
Oh I know why he won't pick up a mic now...
...His mum and step dad put his ass in a mental hospital... ...Aint that right Sinner? |
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i think your just afaird |
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Afaird? I aint no head chog mate! |
so what's the deal with that guy anyway? did you beat him up once or something? lol
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Not exactly...he said he was gonna come to Crawley to beat me up but completely ducked out. ...The only beatings he's received from me are from text battles *sigh* But really...the kid has no job is currently in a mental hospital (he told me on msn) for assaulting his step-father (probably in retalliation to the beatings step-daddy gave him), he gets bullied in REAL life, his mum rejects him and he believes that he genuinely has talent as a textcee which in itself died out years ago, yet he can't get over the fact I beat him a few times and he STILL wants redemption for that. Honestly *sigh2* |
it wasnt of that reason mad dummy, it was cuz i were stitched up man.. but if i were your dad id beat you with your dog chain lols.. whip ur ass.. crawly bitch... u cant own anyone man my lyrics hit harder den ur mum jackin u off.. and u aint doper den me mad dog... only in ya dreams.
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the head chog line hurt your pride abit, well guess wot im'a hurt it more till you aint got no pride.. by the end of my verse you'll commit suicide. Nobody wanna hear a crawly cunt who has no talent on a microphone... u suck dick boy u'll never be as good as the person who wrote this.
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u spit wack man, you give my verse a heart attack
i'll do ya a favour, treat u like a bady spank ya ass crack Your no good in the game your a dirty dog i'll hit ur ass like friggin donky kong all you do is bitch and moan at me and get personal. why dont ya do somet useful, stick a cock up ur tunnal. |
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I'm still here fuck nut |
did this guy just say he'll spank your ass crack? ay looks like you have an admirer lool
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I always knew this dudes real intentions Dark... ...He just won't admit it himself |
who'd a thought a retarded british kid could keep 5 pages of hate going?
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well he got what he wanted *sigh*
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1-1 all but you cunts were lucky...we need to drop Green now
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wow. look at that. a one to one .....TIE!!! horrary international soccery play!! nothing like havin a fuckin tie
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The soccer world series still owns anything America can come up with itself. |
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you know, atleast none of our sports titles/playoffs dont end in TIES. :thumbup: |
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Neither do ours...they always end with one team lifting the trophy as winners...what happens along the way is trivial... You honestly expect a world cup final to finish in a draw and Fifa be like "good show lads, share the trophy" And to moan about a sport that has a system which shares out points for an equal scoreline is just the American way of thinking... ...Hang on...in MLS, don't they have situations where you can draw a game? (Genuinely asking) what about basketball and baseball? Ice Hockey or NFL? |
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Baseball (no) Basketball (no) Hockey (im not 100% sure of....they have shoot outs now, but i still think that after the shoot out it can still be a tie.) NFL (yes, after one OT) the point im trying to make though. is that no major sport in america has a 'tie' in the playoff's. They shouldn't have tie's either in World Cup play. Let them have a shoot out. Give it some excitment. Who the fuck cares if two teams tie? that shit is lame. |
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Ahhh I see... ...If you knew your football you'd know that we're not in a playoff stage its a group stage...3 games are played, the top 2 teams from each group then go to the knockout stages where only 1 game is played per round (last 16, quarters, semis then final + 3rd place playoff (1 match only and winner determined by extra time and penalties if need be).... There is no "tie" system in the knockout stages of the World Cup...only in the qualifying stages for the actual world cup...and they're played over 2 legs (again the winner is determined by the same methods as previous IF need be after the 2nd leg). |
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atleast it makes a little more sense. I still think soccer is boring as fuck |
soccer is for suckers!
1 JK |
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Your opinion...and have absolutely every entitlement to it...:thumbup: Man me and Hayley (my partner) were talking about what to do Friday. I got the day off work but we're undecided as to whether to go out like we did on Saturday, or stay in and invite a few friends over. We still got loads of beer in from Saturday but at the same time the environment is always something to enjoy too. Any ideas on what we should do? |
I got an idea. You mix up a whole bunch of different hard liquours then pour it into a shot glass. You and your mate play rock paper scissors of flip a coin to see who gets assosciated with what team. If your friends team scores on yours, you take the shot, if your team scores on his, he takes the shot. If someone in your team gets a red card you also have to take a shot. If you're scored on by a header, free kick, penalty or a one-touch volley then not only do you take the shot, you must also chug down a whole beer. If your goalie makes a save on the penatly kick, it's the other who has to chug it and take a shot
For the rest of the time, you take a sip of your beer anytime there's a yellow card or a successfull slide tackle, anytime either goalie makes a save, anytime either team takes a shot regardless if it's on goal or not or if it counts as a goal or not. Also sip anytime there's an offside or the ball is sent out of bounds. You must drink two beers on the break between each period as well If you're too drunk and forfit the game, then you lose and you must pay not only your own hefty bar tab but your mates as well, the total cost up until the point you quit |
you should both turn over the bar stools and than sit down.
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