Put it through her? What, like a fucking luger? Leave her shot to rot, smelling like a sewer? Shovel, don't spew manure.

Nah, let's talk about the president.

It's perfectly evident that this mother fucker teaches breeds of Christianity never preached to me/
Unconcerned with humanity, this Bushy wants a calamity to spur economic advance/
Commanding soldiers who prance entranced, ready to spear innocent women with a lance from his pants/

Eh, two bar yourself.

bush is a fukin psycho/
does more weed than i do

ahem PEOPLE NEED TO STICK TO THE FUCKIN TOPIC or atleast say they r starting a new one............................

next celeb: eminem

fuck eminem i can rip that bitch to a fraction,
i dont think he is really ready fo action

eminem is infinitely better at rappin than trill/
i havent seen u sellin albums and makin ur first mill

emminem, a shame to the caucasion race
all it takes is one look at his face

eminem isnt the fool take a look at ja rule/
he's so lame has no game tryin to act all cool

aint nuthin mo sad then eminem,
why doesnt he just make 1 million mo songs about killin-kim

nelly another rapper who sucks dick/
after a few mo hits he'll b out this rap game quick

Nelly's style be pissin me off, thinkin he the all-time king,
I'd love to see Skillz line him up and drop him with just one swing.

nellys an rnb singer/
a wannabe blinger/

baby already tight but criminal is tighter
he wanna be fly well im playin the spider/

nelly raps with a fag called j timberlake/
wearin a plaster on his cheek that niggas fake

nellys a little bitch lets kill him/
or lets just make him hop around on his hind limb/

ill take that drug dealer and stick his head thru the ceilin/
rip out his lungs and stop him from breathin

What the fuck is he thinkin with a bandaid on his head,
Keep this shit up and he'll be the next MC dead

even ja rule could put a punch to his face
i wunder who will be the next pop idol in his place

why is that nigga tryin ta set new trends,
he's tired of rappers so he's makin pop boy band friends

nelly says its gettin hot in herre on his album/
the lyrics are so shit i think he's dumb/

hey nelly your stupid

if hes country grammar, i dont wanna go to school/
hes more of a rehash then that faggot ja rule

50 talk bout cents but he ain't got any//
da reason i leave him broker than a whole in a penny//

50 cent is iller than most cats like nelly and rule/
ludacriss got them both wrapped up they goin bak to skool

if i eva see ja i prolly spit like fithy//
na we would be in person so my calibur would empty//
quicklly, like all da nutts i left in ashanti//
if i could get passed them sideburns, cuz they haunt me//

this nigga still in jail even though he rich cudnt make bail/
he shud be on death row its only right punk motha called suge knight

Suge Knight? Guilty only of bullying and fights. He always treated YOU right/
His bills and thug wills provided tight rhymes for you to bump at night!/

NEED A NEW CELEB and why dont ppl stick to the fuckin topic

I really can't stand none of these rap hoes//But I'll pick the shortest one that messed wit' her nose//And what about the rapper that's the "greatest of all times"//Half of Hard Knock Life was created with Biggie's rhymes//

fuck suge knight ima get on hanson
where they at now? kid napped and held 4 ransom.

thats y their songs just plain stopped after 1 song on the box
but ill tell you this if i napped them theyd been already shot

new celeb Jay Z:

fuck jay z what an ugly cunt with them obese lips,
u aint good with spittin u shuld go back to swallowin dicks

how much did he pay fo a night with beyonce,
hwo can u be straight dogg yo rhmes are beyound-gay

he aint used to standin cuase he stay sittin on his hips/
puttin use in privacy to those cock suckin lips

man whats with him always wearin that madalion that says roc,
u shouldnt be spittin with them obese lips man u should be sallowin some Damon dash cock

*martin sheen*
talkin shit about the U.S. but it made him rich/
hollywood got him skewed mouthin off like a bitch

what a faker, graham norton, pretendin to be gay for money/
i saw him bacstyage smokin blunts surrounded by honeys/

lol-4 u that dont know graham nortons the gayest man on tv

grahm notrton so gay he makes elton john look straight/
he was out last night with prince on a date

graham norton sucks harder than a dyson.
id like 2 c him in a fight wit mike tyson

fuck bin laden.
I'll throw his ass off the grand canyon.
same with jesus they the same man just ones still standin'

fuck bin laden I'll cut his throught with a knife//
prostitute his daughters and bone his sand nigga wife//

fuck eminem bein an actor and his 8 mile ass//
tha only thing that movie was good for, was to make 8 mill in cash