See flex i flex and stretch and raise my mag light overhead
You heard the story of the hunterbutcher lost and wound up dead
We don't need you and don't want you Puerto Rico? I just sonned you
Think you cut it?, now toy shut it, put yr axe down fucking muppet
I crack your neck under weight of my black torch
Drag you through the woods, under my back porch
Buried alive in a coffin, yr feeling nothing
How the fuck you gonna hurt me with an egg McMuffin?[next weapon]

Uk.

I'll take that eggMcMuffin and staple it to your lips
Use your mag light and shatter the bones in your hips
Drag your body thru my hood as the pitbulls start to follow
All I can think of is the legend of Sleepy Hollow
I'm done my son no more for me to do
The pits look pretty hungry sucks to be U
Call me Ronald cuz U just been served like McDonalds
Next time I might have to cut you like some Vinyl(records)<- next weapon

i take vinyl record line the outside wit blades,
slice a chunk out ya neck now im da renegade//(death is immenent)

death is immenent i murda u in yo sleep and make sure the evidence is not evident,
do the job rite fo the rite amount of dead president,
fuck a resident of the oposing enemy imagine them-in-me,
entities combined confined murderin with such annomosity,
such velocity god take yo life away anytime its like chaos-city,
uzi glock what eva when eva i'm prepared neva scared,
to take away yo life put in stire cut waist-up,
now taste-up the last bit of oxygen,
cuse i'm about to take some one's life away again.


next weapon: a pen (yes stabbing ppl with it)

Evidence is evident,
it goes by definition
I follow you to the theatre, wait for the intermission
Listen,
silence in the cubicle, then the click of my parker
I crash in through the door,
shit yr shit just got darker
Blue eyes full of ink and thinkin how many wounds you've got
True lies of your life flash by punctured skin I'm thinking what?
To do you next with, but yr dying
yr girl burst in, now she's crying
Pull out my biro and send her with you
But no-ones left now, I wanna go too

SO KILL ME! with a wire coat hanger

i mite hang-ya with a coat hanger,
or i mite take the wire and put it thru yo rib,
its an everday weapon er'one's got em at they crib,
who wulda known a house hold item wuld become this deadly,
by simply changing the structure it was originally,
i'm a poke yo eyes n then shove it thru n burst yo appendix,
u betta attend-this and learn sumthin about how anything used against u is a weapon,
its a dangerous world out there ppl watch where u steppin

next weapon : a stapler

I don't have any weapons so I'll use office supplies
some staples and staplers why don't u try that on for size
2 of them in your eyes and 100 in your booty
another 50 in your face so your ugly not a cutie
then I ran out of staples so I just slap you around with the stapler
till I get more and have your head stapled with some paper
I covered your ugly face with it, that was just a favor

next weapon is, your face

ayo 2 fithys,a mac and a simi/
rip thru da kneck of who eva produced a naked demi/
4 pound glocks leave niccas talkin ta da tooth video by timmy/
sawed offs tear ya paws off clean wit remy/
9's a gimme,but i only need 1/
rigged it up wit sofuric acid in an ak,so it spray out da tip of my gun/
u don't want non,guess it was betta usein a tre 80 dun/

no weapon... a'ight.. I'll use what I can find....

damn, fithy leavin' me high an' dry, no artillary or ammunition to attack this bitch wit.//
most in my posision would give in and jus cry, I on the other hand pick up an' hit this bitch wit.//
the first brick, or cinder block, or garbage can lid I can get my hands on.//
leave 'im half alive lyin' in the intersection, un-expected to survive past the night.//

Damn ig fools. REMEMBER TO POST THE NEXT WEAPON.!!!
How many times?

My mouse is at hand
To strangle this blunt MC
An appropriate name
Cos yr stupid not sharp, see?
Moans he's left high and dry
Then leaves no weapon for me
Choked and hung with mouse cable
Damn this blunt MC
I cut him down just to see
He's still breathing, well fuck me
To finish him off I smash his skull through my CRT.

[crt as in Cathode ray tube (your pc monitor stoopid)]

Next weapon======a thong lol.

IL BEAT U WITH UR BITCHES THONG WHILE TAKIN A BONG
SO PLEASE REPLY AGAIN AND WE'LL C WHO IS WRONG

NEXT WEAPON-REMOTE CONTROL

Atleast i got a bitch and I'll make you mine
Don't make a fool of the uk with a weak two line rhyme
I'm still in control whilst i'm lounging on my couch
Grab the remote control, toss it at ya head, yr knocked out.

Next weapon=a dictionary

Please do a longer reply you big dundee sucka you.

2 9's pulled out equals a mac 11/
minus 3 berretas,blastin niggas at a quater ta 7/
dwellin in hell stayin far from heaven/
scared of god but i fucks wit most niggas/
pull triggas,sport tommy bobo jakets cuz i can stuff mad heatas/
to leave u on da menu of wendy's, next to a griled stuffed pita/

And what the fuck did that have to do with you beating me with a dictionary. Read the rules of the thread then post again you big sucka you.

cross da u.s lines, and u will find in ur face a 50 cal shine!
know dat da title is weapon cypher not dictionary rhymes/
poop but SUCKA,i pack mo jokes then chris tucka/
usin automatics,while u r&b it wit usha,FUCKA!

fuck tha 50 cal shine u betta work on ya lines, ill take a baseball bat and break ya fuckin spine,...in fact i'll do time for your punk ass coz its tha w .e .s .t on tha rhyme.

rockin domes like head bangers
peel away your skin wit a coat hanger
see me your in danger
i told you that but you never bough it
now your drippin blood from my clothes rack as you hang form my closet

next weapon is a porno tape

hard-corey butt sex, is what chase you can bet is watchin//
jerkin off so hard, you'd bet that his heart was his watch poppin//
runnin out of breath face turnin red, this bitch sittin with a can of vaseline, beating off in bed//
wishing to ---, that his ass was dead, wanting to be in heaven so his dream could be more like reality//
in the skys he would run to his room holding the tapes, eve lyin on the bed, thats the 1 he raped, now adam walks in laced, hes pissed off its a real tragedy//

cockstick i heard ur dicks a maggot, and in your porno ur gettin fucked from a gay ass faggot/while your mums get pounded by a twelve inch cock and and your dads beatin off with a cum stained sock.

just sit and watch this your fate
i walk in your house push eject then commence to strangle you with a porno tape
and beat you in the head with it until thers a crater
attach barb wire to a dildo and beat you to death with a vibrator
until the crusted pussy juice starts to liquify
then jam it in your ass so far it rips ya thigh
hit this guy
wit a hussler till the pictures stick
girl walks in then rip her tits
and milk em

talkin about a porno tape,i watched one last nite/ur mum was gettin fucked while sayin aiight/sorry,I was fuckiner with all ma might,bitch was tight,she gave me a fright/I sprung out tha house runnin off into tha night.

ya last rhyme, ever tyme u was trying to diss that nigga it seemed forced//
my mom gettin fucked? bitch u aint even had sexual intercourse//
runnin in the night, bitch like a vampire//
bulldose and run u over, still wouldnt get killed even if i lit u on fire//
my rhymes is hot, your mad cause u's not, ill split ya lid open with the tape//
with his porno tape he'll check in at a later date//
ill sign off here, like cutting off his electricity, he'll decide his own fate//
ask westy what its like to loose to Caustik, something that we can all relate//

new weapon= razor blade

u shitheads forget the point
lace a track with the last mc'ees weapon of choise
leave yo head moist, with nothin but my elbow
lemmy start this shit back up, take this its my shelltoe

next weapon: Shelltoe Adidas!!!

caustik jumped in again when i was dissin them wack maids
i finally got a weapon he threw me a razor blade
i'll buy a lazer when i get paid
until that time its time to split yo wig
scalp u like a indian with the razor, now look what u did

next weapon: my old one, Shelltoe Adidas

yo ur lines is bruised and battered, just like the shoes u rockin//
ima leave u raised like cookie dough batter, lookin at this nigga gettin mocked and....//
ill kill u in ur face wit my shelltoe adidas, make sure u never come back wearin a wife beater//
when i look at ur rhyme its whack, I wish i was a mod and could delete "HER"//
you couldnt get at me my rhyme scheme is sweeter//
'hittin' you with every punchline like my name was Derek Jeter//
ima finish u off with this 1 last statement//
your nothing in this rap game, you can easily be erased son//

my bad, next weapon= PENCIL

well this is a easy one i fuck people up daily with my pencil
worse than a fat lady at sizzler does untinzles
im lean and mean just like a nenja turtle, green!
try to kill someone with this next weapon, its a JELLYBEAN!

next weap: jellybean

jelly beans, keep me looking green like a lean ninja turtle machine//
ill have u stoppin ya lyrikal non-sense, and put to detension like im the school dean//
ill dislodge your throat, throw u in a moat, and flood ur ass like i was smokin COKE//
hyperventalating like u chewin shrooms, a fuckin harry potter flying in on his magic broom//
lock you in a room like us a phyciatric patient// waitin', complaisent for the final BOOM//

next weapon= pixie stick

while im waiting for a weapon, imma beat u over the head with your lyrics caustik cause they hurt//
stained t-shirt, after i "drug" ya ass like "crack", in the dirt
next time do ur duty and throw me a weapon
or u'll be running again like deon sanders high steppin

yay i got a pixie stick, they will help me defeat this bitch/
open it up and make u sniff that shit/
with the remains, i'll insert it up ya nose to ya brain/
insane, naw i just like ta leave rappa's walkin with a cane/

next weapon : comando's penis

(i know im setting myself up) =P

commandos penis is tha size of a bullet,shootin out sperm when u pull it/he has tha smallest balls you ever did see,those fuckas were like little peas,fousty and green/when u look at his dick it makes u sick,makes u wanna throw up coz tha shit is lika a candles whick.

next weapon ma Pimp Hand

ur pimp hand, i'll use it so u can have your FIRST bitch slap when i hit u in the face wit it//
in the hospital is where i place this bitch//

next weapon: a CD

yo i slap bitches backwards with my pimp hand,
i need that money now ho try-n undastand,
how am i gunna show power if cant atleast slap 10 hoes per hour,
and i devour any one tryin to disrespect me and my profession,
pimp slaping unrespectful mutha fuckaz is my obsession,
now power on my hand cuse power i demand,
slap u across yo face and leave a white mark.


next weapon: a knife with a blunt edge

i'll use a knife with a blunt end to cut till its hurts,slicin and dicein tha shit wont tickle, it'll jus cut your throat/i'll continue tha punishment till you scream lika little girl,laughin at u coz i'm tha nigga with tha pearls.

Next weapon ma size 9 foot.