then as bitch slapper continued to tap on his keys
biggs crepts up behind him like "bitch get on yo knees"
bitch slapper was like man i gotta think quick
he open his mouth and prepared to suck on the dick
biggs just looked at tha kid and gave him a frown
he said good nite boy I'll meet you unda tha ground

Saddam yelled "Who the fuck are you and who the fuck is he"
"This story is albout me,me me!"
"A one man show is what i said"
So he popped mystahbiggs right up in the head
Then he said to Osama "You fuckin dead"
Then he popped him too rite up in the brain
But then a voice siad behind him
"Saddam when im done wit you you goin to need a new name"

i didnt open my mouth because i wanted to suck dick/i was surprised u snuck up behind me naked an shit/
it a good thing i always keep a loaded gun an a extra clip/
time to make dis buttyboy mystahbiggs life slip/for letting his mouth slip/cracked his chest an shot his nuts off between his hip
mystahbiggs said"grahhhhhhh shit' bitchslaper u shot off my nuts n dick/"an before he finished i shot off his lips/then biggs tried to talk saying "ahhhh ow i kaint shuck dick/"then i empted da gun clip/a dead biggs left in his own shit/then i dig a grave pit/ spray paint on biggs tombstone where his soul sits/dat dis faget tried to get bitchslaper to suck his dick then da butty boy died quick/
instead of flowers i rest a big bag of shit.....

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO TO BATTLE SO IF U WANT TO BATTLE MYSTAHBIGGBITCH LET ME KNOW HOW TO BATTLE U AN I WILL MURDER YA ASS

Then I said fuck this story and hired me a sniper
Cause that fagget bitch slepper dun fucked up the cypher
Ya dumbass you cant work the site and you bostin
PM is ass... stop fuckin freepostin
Now da story continues and heres how it go
He battled me and biggs.. and got merked by us both
Now this is the funniest story I heard in my life
One bitch fucked around n got killed twice
This stories fucked up ever since he been spittin
Cuz like bitch slapper's verses it needs to be rewritten

spliviticus, for biggs nuts u lust/ i caught these two 69 each other till dey came dust/these fags! i have to let da shotgun bust/
first spliviticus caught 6 in da body/bitchslaper here to fuck up dis party/biggs still trying to suck splivitius off before i aimed da shotty/at biggs head i aimed da shotty/ u wouldnt belive what i heard from biggs dis fucking butty/he said"please let me suck spliviticus's cock before his body goes rotty/pulled da trigga ,biggs brain on da floor looks real sloppy/spliviticus crawling over to biggs crying saying oh no my papy/
i cant belive dis shit/spliviticus is acutually trying to suck biggs dick/ he wraped his hands round biggs ass/ opened up his mouth fast/i put da shotty behind biggs ass/cocked back an blast/blew biggs nuts on splivitius moustach/on both of bodys i threw gas......

Then you woke up
from your perverted fantasy of a gay butt fuck
He said "Damn, this sucks
All I want is 2 guys to bust a nut on my butt
Maybe a woman'll have better luck"
So he started saving to begin investing
to be the first fagget mc wit a sex change
He started a business out on da corner pavement
He called his company "Dick Suckin For Savings"
Even after he made enough he never did quit
He never got sick of suckin dick after dick
he hated swallow but he didnt know how to spit
Thats why his other dream waas to flow like spliviticus
So after he got done the sex change, I
Saw im get a tattoo that said S.J.I.
So before yall get pissed at me, just remember this
This chick went through a lot of shit to be my bitch


... don't fuck wit us bitch.... you got no skills

plus no gills
which will allow us to throw you in pond full of quills
all of which contain toxic fills
enough to kill you slowly while giving you the chills

splivictius u can get all hyper, just remember i made u take 2pacs face off ya post in dis cypher/dont get mad cause im better than u an i got all da trixs/ an i had ya mama licking my nuts while i poked biggs mamas vagaina lips/from 8 oclock right round till lunch/told ya mama open up bitch its time for ya lunch/she said "even though my tits r soggy ya cock stays hard like captin crunch"/biggs ya moms pussys lips hang past her knees what u want me to do/pussy smelling like cod fish an a old construction shoe/if she rubs her pussy on ya jeans shes destroyed ya fubu/
at cock sucking mystabiggs an splitivitus moms are top guru's
i can do dis all day cause its sooo fun/ but when i fucked both u guys mamas they gave me da gun.../see i can talk about ya mamas one by one/ cause on da real prepare... yourself dont get stun/im you guys farther whats up my bastered sons

like I said... no skills

it's kinda sad bitch slapper aint got nothin to do
but fantisize and use his finger to pack in dodo
I didnt want to revert to these childish antics
we could break his whole wac style to game of samantics
everything you say is a bunch of babalin
now it makes sense y yo ass aint battlin
he still remembers the first time he imagined my mother's kiss
he aint had sex since then cause he had a broken wrist

if you wanna battle son lets do it tomorrow

^^^ at least i dont sit at home hard as a rock
jerking off at different picture shots of 2 pac

that cat needs to stop
bitch slaper that happens to him alot
and MYSTAH BIGGS rapes old people
because he's the opposite of r.kelly and he touches kids...

Sorry Mr. plastic Ronald McDonald who gotta stupid bitch suckin the dick/
Naw dawg, don't worry, I'm jus kiddin/
But niggaz, cut the dissin and lets get back on the topic/
Now it's back to the same story but different chapter/
Like the case of Monica claimin Bill Clinton's her master/
Man that shit is fucked up/
Like seeing a 13 year old girl changin her own sons diaper/
So I fuckin assisanted clintons ass like Biggie and Tupac Shakur/
Shit, the death of two rap legend's, who's life got captured/
Imagine if they were still on TV, solving all my answers/
Man, all I have to do is pull and hold down my trigger/
So you bitches up there, stop wit the gay fuck jokes and comparin who's dick is bigger/
Continue the story of Tupac and Biggies Life After/
Are they really alive, dead, filled wit laughter?/
So they got assisanted but rise from the dead/
Kill those bitches who shot them, gettin there revenge/
Then they join forces of the East, joinnin with the West/
..............(Continue....What's Next?.......Drop more lyrics and sentences)......

I was goona take it back 2 tha story line,
But MC 808's rhyme i have 2 diss him,
You switched tha subject cuz your lyrics is hurtin nothin,
Leave tha mic alone you need 2 go surf or somethin,
I'm bullshittin here just need 100 posts 2 vote,
That's tha only reason you get my attention,
I heard YOU suckin meat like Monica did clinton,
You wanna know if Pac and Bigs dead?
I'll kill your ass so you could go ask god has he seen 1 of them yet

if you a netcee I'm about to be signin you out// I would stick to the storyline but I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to be rhymin' about//
since noone is responding I think I'll ask you nicer// is the topical cause to me this looks like a battle cypha//
but fuck it this ain't no rhyme session and the battles are gory// none of ya'll can rhyme you bore me now can we please get back to the story...

Poop in your eyes. . No telling you gonna see inside. .
Switch up your nerves. . so when you poop. . you cry. .

i heard you sing// to the skyz i call my home
but your alone// watchin my feet incave your dome//
aint that a bone// harder to pick when suckas pass//
But thats ok// cause even in death// you kiss my ass//
ran to your coffin at your wake//
pulled down my pants// shit on your face//
killed everyother person// imposing threats to my space

take ya wack written rhymes an go fuck yourself/
da only one who thought dat sounded nice was yourself/

lol i got somethin for bitchslaper
check this

yo bitchslaper, you talk alot shit
mostly about ass', never about the clit
you must have dick on the mind
if you dropped your drowers, what would we find?
bitch you shoulda resigned, after spliviticus tore you up within the first line
you a 13 year old pussy, who don't know how to rhyme
i've seen ya posts, they all a fuckin joke
you talk about homo's so much,
makes me think your ass is gettin poked...

that was weak, but still tore you up pussy...

all users 'n' guests ur all complete vaginas'
speccy dweeby baldy fuckin fact findas/
everyone get off this site and leave R.B behind us
'n' u all stop havin sex wit hookers 'n' stickin fingers up ur anus

And dis where the story got good and eastsida got smoked//
not before the Wanchai triad came and his ass got choked//

taken away in all kinds a pieces// so many pieces CSI needed tweezers//

n the only bitta evidence that arrived at the CSI door//
was the bill for tha bullet that went through that little whore//

fuck off eastsida

then i got some chicken wangs

and smoked a fat blunt while listenin to my girl bitchin,shame//

couldnt finish my smoke so i ended up gettin brain//

fuck that girl so hard we kept switchin names twitchin insane//

i jumped up off tha couch and reached for my pen..said heres a cleanex for tha cum on ya chin.

As She Wipes it Off, she said Lets Do It Again...
Then when i Begin, My cum when in Her cat like it was in the Wind...
I Dont even know why I Begined...
She was just Begg'n for it, so that why.."Syndicate" slurped her Chin...

dunno..wack story..newayz..

she smiled with a silly grin, as i passed her a minithin/
she asked "where you been"?, i looked and saw she brought a friend/
she said "i've been watchin yaw trying to get off in the closet"/
my jaw dropped when i saw the nut on her chin and just about lost it/
she had no bra on, just a thong that with hight heels on/
my shit got concrete hard, and got bigger than an elaphant slong/

I sliped her a verse to just try it
Then I noticed we were getting tired//
We can do it again you and your friend//
Left the house to go to the doctor//
found out the bitch had proctor//
skills in bed//
I was about to be dead//
HIV what a bitch I said.//

damn this shit is tight

I killed that nigga left him dead
the family said he he no o2 to his head
and he abused and covered in red

man u suck at rhyming/
so much that u blind me /from head to too/
and all i got to say is that your a fuckin homo/
im leavin peace u suck im out