^You said the same thing I said. Come with something original dukes or shut the fuck up. lol

shakein hands with the govner of love

^^^^you guys need to get a room and share your scoot her n' shoot hers


damn that was good..

-1-.....

shutting the fuck up on a text message board?

lmao, youve officially earned your special Ed. title Quo

Before: "I really need a girlfriend"

Now: "I need a girlfriend that lives closer"

flogging the bishop

i call it a 'foot' massage

Ive heard of 'Spocking it'

where you do the star trek hand thing and take it from there

but that's Bruk's area of expertise, not mines

Discharge the seamen
sputter the clutter
yank the yang
strangle the beast
ready the walup
white coats r cuming
call up the navy
sneak and deploy
tenderize the meat
one handed rodeo ride
friction a-dick-tion
master baiter


(just a few used on an original track produced by yours truly...)

iono...

but tally wacker sounds good

1.Wanking - We call a guy who wanks off a wanker,so when 50 Cent came out with Wanksta it was funny shit,feel me.
2.Pulling the head off it
3.Havin sex with palm and her five sisters
4.Spanking the monkey
5.Polishing the knob

a few more i remembered

pullin the bone
tussle with the muscle
pullin the end