linez
"fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name yolanda"?

ME-i have a special watch that can tell you aren't wearing any under-wear
chick-yes i am
ME-oh, must be 5 minutes fast

~peace~

Typical night of Fgee on the pull:

Find Girl.......Talk.......Show off savalry.........Buy her a drink
Get down on the dance floor......walk her home........
....Rape her in a dark alley.......Retract member....























































.....Realise its actually a man.

she was speechless...

*slap*

"get the fuck in the car bitch..i wanna get laid already"

^poor attempt to follow in gee's footsteps

yes indeed....
cos i was on my hover board

i didnt read any posts before i posted meh

fine

heres one

prob already been posted again

is your dad a burgler?

cus he stole the stars n put em in your eyes

lmao....@gee

Xmas themed line:
Hey santa's got a present for you...Come and take it

PICK UP line....uhh

Do you need a lift?