so im taking out da trash,saw dis nigga look at my ass,
threw the trash on da grass,he ran pass,he tried to grab my ass,
all u heard was smash,as the trash can broke on his bitch ass


NEXT:a text book

Best Rapper
 

Best walk out the door its sunday morning
Goes to get the paper out back daring
Only makes it a step before he relizes something through his chest.
Pain and blood make the stain but kid aint done only playin.
Takes his arms off like jax from mortal kombat tuff
Lyin in a bloody mess beggin for mercy but its feet for sliced off as courtesy
Your still alive feeling the blades front and feel like Dan from forest gump.
I make it look like kill bill but its bill doing the killing in this samauri thrill.
Stab you in the eyes because your gonna feel your life so say good bye
Drift slowly away in a pain full chop your heads gone in the spray.
FBI cant identify you...at least enough room for a smaller casket good for you

A Katana for illiterate thats a Sword :spit: :spit:

next weapon:
-a sword-

a swords blade isnt leavin a 3 inch graze...
wound stays bleedin, proceedin to phase...
chopin heads of like i was in a GTA game...
blood spatter on the screen,i dont refrain...
remain insane with this sword im weilding...
feeling the ampute' of ur limbs...
...............and they aint gona be healing...

eh i was bored...

next weapon is a pillow

Im in the house of some cat, rule is "they die if they snitch"
I got a knife on my hip.. im creepin upstairs, quiet as shit
Open the door, it squeaks a little, then I peep the middle
Hes sound asleep... Im unknown and scary like a creepy riddle
Aight.. time for a dream fade out, I pull my blade out..
Then the door opened behind me, I only heard a faint shout
Cos my reflexes through the weapon at the guys wife
Shit.. she wasnt sposeto be here, now i lost my knife?!
Hes wakin up.. Should I shake the spot? boss said "fail n ill kill you"
So before he got a chance to move.. I smothered his face with a pillow



next weapon:

a rabbit

a rabbit.. u shittin me? how can i write bout a rabbit lol..watch out coz youll find me on da block with a rabbit...ohh n dats not forgettin da hat..get real man. hit me wit another weapon

nah its cool i take the rabbit
besides i need something to break the habbit
ill fuck you up, because thats my mission
nigga, you didnt kno, im a real magician
i use tricks, magic, and slight of hand
maybe if you live, youll learn from the man

o shit, i forgot to leave a weapon

next weapon - refrigarator door

Im breakin the Refridgeorator so its my new weapon
this is a great thing and my strengh its testing
So when im swingin da door i advise u to hide
Cause da handle fell off and the door landed on u and u died

next weapon: a kleenex tissue

a kleenex tissue, seems like a waste
but i guess ill have to use it to bust your face
after that im gonna wipe my hand wit my shirt
cause wit dis kleenex you just got murkd
and now for the saddest part
i have to wipe your brains off, all your smarts

next weapon: plunger

Plunger straight up hard but in side it soft
I Equip dat bitch on ya face and pull ya nose off
wit da punger sucktion is great it must hurt alot
It's pulling all ur skill through ur nose and its in ur snot

Next Weapon: A Big Stuffing Nemo Doll

6 guys frontin but i aint got a care
i got my stuffed nemo wanna-be teddy bare
i bust em in the head, bust em in the eye
i bust em till they dead, bust em all night
after they get took, i walk away slow
they beat by a crook, a real fuckin pro

next --- ya momma

Ima break ya mama n use her body parts 2 attack u
yung flows a stunner but i dun wanna kill ya i coz i have-to
Have ya black n blue...paint portraits wit ya blood
Im attackin you...crunch ya like corn-fliakes, dis aint no dud
Yung flows aint stero-typical...im a true killer
rhymes are mystical but on da verge of a thriller
Da spine chiller...ya mum was extremely over-weight
I had ta kill her as i leave hoes served on a plate
Ill attack ya with her thigh muscle n give u brain damage
this my hussle..der gunna be blood so u'd better have da stains managed
She was a fat bitch but i guess she served her purpose
attack u wit her nerve opticks...for sayin u not nervous
rappers cant serve us... im above da rest
so u had better pray ta god n rub ya chest bitch!!!! lol

aka tommys...srry man dat just came straight off da top

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