Im In Luck This Is My Weapon Of Choice/
Cuz Its Shaped Like The 1923 Oldschool Rolls Royce/
When I Bash It Against My Grandmas Skull It Makes Almost No Noise
But I Feel Sorry For The Turtle To Say The Least/so I'll Nurse It Back To Health And Become A Lifetime Member Of Green Peace

Next Weapon: Hersheys Milkshake Cookie's And Cream Bottle
With A Family Of Cocaroaches Engaging In Incest On The Bottom As Your Mom Takes A Sip Of The Vermon Semen

^ uh ok ..

I got a lethal bevarage garunteed to Kill Fakes
wit a Poisen Bottle of Roaches in a Milkshake
just Swallow it All the taste of bugs that Wobble and Crawl
laying larva eggs inside your Bodie to hatch
make u think twice next time before Drinking that Crap

blah ..

weapon Spear

nasty
 

im here to run dis cypher and i know yall dig me/ with a spear in my hand, put it through ya skull like an african pygmee/stabbin everyone on tha island accept tha ones with tha leper disease/fuk it i'll throw it at a distance till they fall to their knees/
and battlin be with my weapon of choice would be like u being lil jon without the eastside boys.

next weapon: finger with a slimy booger and a bleeding hangnail on the tip
secreted with coochie juice and estrogen :nono:

I leave em with shitty feelings...
And make cats produce a fart]
Trying to be brave, stab you in the chest with a spear to reduce ya heart]
My insanity has never been debated]
Dawg you ain't gotta be fucked to be penetrated]
No remorse with a brainless kill]
I'm a clean killer, that's why I stab cats with stainless steel]

Next weapon= microwave

Strategie,
When Killin Pussy's Knife's-And-Blades-Are-A-Waste, So My Strategie Is To Drop A Micro-Wave-On-Ya-Face..
Postin Above Me Was Ya Gravest-Mistake, Now We'll See How You Behave-When-You-Baked..
He's Already Dead So I Aint Gotta Waste A Good-Smack, See How Quickly I Cooked-Strat..
Without A Glance Or Even A Look-Back, He Got Nuked Too Long Now The Melon Under His Hood-Cracked..
Who Thought This Bitch Could-Last, He The Type Of Emcee Anyone Should-Smash..
I'm Glad We Did This Cuz I Needed A Good-Laugh, I'm Just Sorry I Had To Leave Ya Redder Then Suge's-Ass..


*He's Dead*


NeXt Weapon: Vocab

Yo, you better run quick, go catch a cab,
Cus I dont need no fuckin weapon to mame u, I'll use my vocab,
Cus its like an armoured boot and I'll kick u with its toe-cap,
Put the charge on my card or sign me to a charged tab,
Cus I'll be workin on shit with eminem "straight from the lab"
My words will stamp on you like they weigh over 245 l-b's,
Even with the venom I spit with my A B C's it'l feel like the urin burin, stings when u pee,
I guess my words are like a sexually transmited desiese,
Goes undetected, spreads, and ur infected with herp-ee's
But Bitch, oh please, get down on ur knee's..
Dont lick my pussy, ur there to beg to the earth,
Cus my mouth, it gives birth to a verbal content,
And my spit ejaculates like a nigga's when he's spent,
Every fucker in town should fear my tongue,
Shout at the landlady and make her forget the rent,
I'm givin it up for lent... next year,
So until then ur next weapon is being queare (gay)

I fuck lil kids in they ass like an RnB singer/ I touch senier citizens in they privates and take nasty pictures like an african ninja/ I shot Elton in the ass with a blow dart/ then tappd that so hard, it took him a week to fart/ Im nasty minded, like Celine Dion writtin lyrics/ I taught R. Kelly everything he knows, Bill Cosby wanted classes/ I nutted in this kids meal, and farted on his glassess/ Talkin about gaynes'll get my mouth split/ Albis a homosexual, He forced me to write this shit/

Next Topic......Chaicing lil kids in nothin but a Tube sock and a Jason mask while hold a machetti that you stole from the school caffetirea.

Huh...warning warning bad lyrics scorning real bad/
Eye dentdy postin mo shit...damn this bitch is sad/
Put ur mind to it Bitch...y u think this Dog's mad?/ (me)
Seein shit u put out...actually makes me glad/
That i aint that wack commitin all ur attention to that keystyle/
Wit a record like that...no wonder u wild/
Warning this faggots nutin but a problem child/
Better spank yo ass...better make it yo face/
Beat u wit a bat...and spray u wit po po's mace/
U pussy man i aint puttin my attention into this/
I had too much alcohol like my avatar...i really need a piss/
PM me again wit a diss/
It's yo ass mommy and daddy r gonna miss/
WARNING :thumbup:

-No weapon left.

Ok Weapon= Condom

Aight

I met this chick from rb called alicia
I always confused her with felicia
She sexy when she licks her lips
we do any position she never flips
1 day i was so high, i busted twice
she moaned and said damn that was nice
she neva gave me head even with a condom
I guess she used to it like any other fanthom

Weapon: Milk Bottle

Milk Bottle.

Load it with 2% Twist the Cap
I need my Nutrients if i plan to Rap
Keep it hidden in my Diaper
Im a Crazy Netcee a iLL Typer
Cruise by on the Tric. Spray u down
Lick the Nipple drive off to My town

Weapon:Webster Dictionary

I am lookin tru alphabetic order
...Every letter it it gets colder
..Abcde...i am spittin magic
fghij..cant even spell aint that tragic
I hate webster thats a fuckin dictionary
Blindman cant see call me deadly Visionary


Weapon: Plastic duck...lol

Ight

Step out of the Bath Tub
Dp gives me a back rub
Grab the Duck and me and DP Fuck
With luck i wont get stuck
I own that shit keep it Locked Down
Git up in upside down all around.

Weapon: Floppy disc

time to program your death
so other cats can copy
I'll monitor your last breath
detaching your juglar vein from the floppy
disc'd ya cyst, cuz I was bored with my knife
control, alt, deleted the last seconds of ya life

Weapon: butter knife

I swear I kill u with butter knife
U a ghettochild already in strife
Nyce i put u in twilight zone
abracadabra..poof and u gone
am deadly unstopable i split yo wig
stop runnin around(Avy) u suck like yo sig

Weapon: Viagra...lol

Viagra:

Pop the Pill Drink Some Water..
Then im Off to Fuck Ur Daughter..
8 Inches of Caucasian Death..
Im UP on Viagra and Crystal Meth..
Im in and Out Girls across the States..
As big as i am No wonder u dont get dates..

Weapon=Light Switch