You're out of your fucking mind, son. They look nothing like each other.

^ Exactly. I am Kirk's uncle.

I've always wanted to mosey.

You've always wanted to like boys.

You've always liked boys.

That's rude.

^ Yet, you don't deny it.

Everybody knows I love vag.

^ Sure, I know.

That's not to say that you don't, on occasion take a dip in the backyard pool.

Kirk did tell me he got laid a couple days ago.

Laid on what I'm not sure, but he got laid.

Enlighten us, Kirk.

Did you get laid out? Laid by a female? Male?

These are the answers I seek.

I had sexual intercourse with my girlfriend. Does that clarify all given questions?

So, did she whip out the strap-on and fuck you hard in the ass?

Answer me, bitch.

No. She didn't.