gets snatched up by sum jackaz who he owns money 2 & get throws in a trunk of a car & then

while in the trunk he dies and is at the pearl gates and then

god kicks his back down to earth because he forgot to have a shower that morning then.....

he takes a shower and reports back to God, because he knows that he has to stay dead or kesse can suck his dolo, cuz thats where monkey put him. then

i talk with god, and we kick the shit outta you, whats left in you anyways, and throw you down to satan...then me and god chill in massaging lazy boys while enjoyin a couple cold ones....then...

you have to stay in 3rdperson you schmuck.
;) cold ones...your penis's aren't cold...or was it deads ones you and your mentor were enjoying.

after pinkmonkey got over his jealousy that i was better than him....he slowly burned in hell and had to suck on satan's pointy cock for all eternity...thee end

good ending. spell the right time tho.

one day jill came down the hill and told jack she was pregnant with his baby...then

he knocked her down the hill

then ran down carried her up and knocked her down again....

Then ate her alive..

then they met up with hansel and gretle....and had under aged group sex

.

then............

Bush declared that they had weapons of mass destruction and they were all slaughtered or put in American POW camps because...

because bush though group sex was a sin..........and he thought having story book characters involved in group sex would damage the minds of kids....so he thought he would just kill all the children off his self....and then

a baby peed in his eye until his ears grew warm like a cup of coffee