lmao up yo game tell a bitch "nice shoes wanna fuck"
works everytime! |
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I tried it, and it did! Thanks vp! :D [/commericialtestimony] |
hhhahahahh ima try that :thumbup:
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Guy: Wanna dance?
Girl: No.. Guy: Fuck off, lower ya standards, I just did.. Not really a pickuip line.. But a good way to own a bitch.. |
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than u figured out it was ur mother....... isnt that how the movie goes???? ohh and "damn, I think sumone farted...... lets get outa here." ^^^ that gets em everytime |
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nah, but she did look old enough to be a mom, but she was white. |
trust me, this one is a sure shot...
the pick-up line: "SKEEZA, DO YOU KNOW WHO I BE??? IM SUPER OF THE CRHYME FAM. BITCH, TAKE THIS DICK!!!" ^^^i promise it works every time. try it. s.v. |
did you fart? [No...?] cuz you blew me away.
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lol ill az a killerz grill that shit was fuckin funny mayne...
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here's what LV and Lady Fiya always told me
"The Best Game is No Game" |
ppppppffft u gotta have game!
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YEAH GIRLS SAY THAT BUT IF YOU COME WITH NOTHIN DONT LIE THEIR GONNA LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOUR CRAZY IN REAL LIFE |
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lol obviously aint pullin too many females wit them lines |
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I'm rememberin that one, lol |
lol dope thread, vp's owned
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