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Johnny 6-feet 12-27-03 12:58 PM

grown men that look like their mum dressed them, they crack me up.

fat girls who wear thongs which you can see above the too-tight pants they wear. they're always off to one side as well. its like a train wreck coz you WANT to look away...but you cant.

bartenders who always serve the girls in the low cut tops even if you got their 5 minutes before them. fucking pricks.

Speek.E.Z. 12-27-03 03:49 PM

ya d-dizzle is right.. I could see a fine girl and she be all up and staring and shit then you talk and then the fatgirl or butt ugly.. their roles are both the same.. think since they aint getting play their friend shouldn't either.. thats what I use a wingman for its awesome haha.. then he sees the 2 im going for and tries to duck.. but shit the ugly girl sees him and then its like a friggen hippo hunting the way she takes off after my friend haha

Pr3cise 12-27-03 04:32 PM

I enjoy the fights...one second your dancing the next second a girls shirt is off ond half her hair is gone.....

menolin 12-28-03 12:20 PM

you fight with girls :shocked:

Cave Canem 12-28-03 02:41 PM

[color=blood red]When A Physically Handicapped (1 Leg, Midget, No Arms, Etc.) Person Leaves With 2 Or More Chicks.......







That Shit Is Funny....
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~CeRtiFieD~ 12-28-03 05:55 PM

aha yeah.....................or a guy of 40 getting off wit a girl of 18 lol.................sh*t wait, that aint funny, its fu*king ugly, an it aint right..........arrrrr!

Straight Ace 12-28-03 06:08 PM

When the drink supplier, better known as a bar tender..
Flirts with girls..n 'offers' them all these exspensive..
Tropical..coctail like drinks..


Then later on confronts them with a 40$ bill..

KaaS 12-28-03 06:19 PM

i see alot of people tryin to dance like justin timberlake thats funny as hell especially when they are drunk

Straight Ace 12-28-03 06:23 PM

A line of tough guys wearin' fake Gucci & other big brand remakes..
Gettin denied n arguein' with the head bouncer..

Then a person in a weelchair rolls by..n rolls in..

KaaS 12-28-03 06:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 6-feet
grown men that look like their mum dressed them, they crack me up.

fat girls who wear thongs which you can see above the too-tight pants they wear. they're always off to one side as well. its like a train wreck coz you WANT to look away...but you cant.

bartenders who always serve the girls in the low cut tops even if you got their 5 minutes before them. fucking pricks.


^^^all fuckin true, thats another thing i always see as well

Straight Ace 12-28-03 06:36 PM

Close to homosexual young men with a pocket comb...

C-P-U 12-28-03 07:40 PM

Lol, I remember I was at this club one time and this f**ker started dancing in front of me wit' some glow sticks. He wouldn't leave me alone so I had one of the security guys toss him. then my friend got blown in the bathroom. LOL 2: BRIDE OF LOL!!!1

Straight Ace 12-28-03 07:55 PM

Some ignorant 20 year old dude trying to impress his posse & or girlfriend by keep starin' at you untill you look away.
Which u don't.
Usually followed up by a 'Hey' or 'What are you starin' at!?'..
I guess the phrase "Any reaction is a good reaction"..
Applies in this picture looking at the fact, that w/e you do..
He'll never take any action, of any kind..

Johnny 6-feet 12-28-03 08:16 PM

girls who flirt with anything in sight and then walk off on the guys as soon as they get a hard-on.

MuhThugga 12-28-03 09:19 PM

The girls that travel in groups....like packs of velociraptors.....
If one of them has to pee......they all have to pee......


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