Ohhhhhhh shit!

Who remember's when Mark Henry's missus got her tits out at the royal rumble! LMMFAO! The old bag ..

Set shit up for ya boy in Houston, Chrit!

Baron...

I do, unfortunately...

Remember when she gave birth to a hand?

And when she gave the Bronco Buster to Bischoff wearing only a thong?

That's more of a sonning than any verse ever written here.

Mae Young will fuck you up!!!

LMFAO at birth to a hand .. i thought it was a surgeon's glove ?! Lmao .. classic. May Young was her name, i couldn't remember it at first.

Hulkamania was the shit though

I might travel with em sometime this summer... if so I'll post shit up on how to get in touch with me....

You all can ridicule me now for the fact I've done professional wrestling.... lol
Small feds around here...
Might get some dark matches this summer

^^ :( lucky

who remembers The Ultimate Warrior and Jimmy Superfly Snooka?

Yeah...

For an old fuck like me, it got boring as shit back in the day.

Hulk's losing...

Hulk hulk's up...

Block incoming punch...

Return with three consectuive ones...

Irish whip into tha big boot.

Atomic leg drop.

1-2-3.

Over and over and over and over again!

But a year or so ago, when he came back...

I marked out like an herb for that routine!!!

Hulk up, Hulk! Hulk up!

^A perfect example of that was when..
Kane, Rock & Hulk teamed up vs the nWo..
& Scott Hall had Hulk in the sleeper hold..

That would be extremely dope, my man...
Fuck the haters...
Pro wrestling is cool as shit.
Plus, lay a Tazmission or a good armbar on any hatin cats...
They'd cry for days.
Shit's pretty effective when you utilize it for real.

A chicken wing choke is dope as hell....

Its what I use for a "finsher"

Dope thing is that I use it in MMA competitions and the shit works wonders

^^i remember that

i wish they still had wolf pack...have yall ever acted like their sign was a gang sign?...dont act like i'm the only one who did it...liars

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^^that kinda looks like it lmao

Snuka was tight as shit...

He got killed a few months back by a heel tag team Bischoff was fuckin around with...

They had Snuka come to the ring to accept this Lifetime Achievement Award...

But it was a setup...

He fought against one of em pretty good, but eventually got squashed.

Ultimate Warrior...

I hear they're actually talking about bringing his old ass back.

He's one of the "50 Greatest" according to WWE.

Didn't you think their rap, "Don't turn your back on the Wolfpac!"

Was pretty dope?

I did!

Loved the opening howl...

Used a sample from Militia "Burn"

I remember being at a house show before they re-recorded and it was still "Burn"

Was dope as fuck

Chicken wing, Chrit?

Didn't know that'd work for MMA.

I love a good keylock.

But chokes are my favorite.

Rear-naked is great...

You could literally whisper in your victim's ear...

"When you pass out, I'm gonna fuck ya woman!"

And he couldn't do shit about it.

That is, if he didn't tap...

Which, he most likely would.

Its a chicken wing choke....
go back through the arm to immobolize then hook with your other arm that goes across the neck.... then body scissor and the person cant move.... ....or breathe