lol yes...

me and a few of my buddies went to this party, and it was pretty even mix of guy/girls... so i started talking to this girl who was pretty cute, my friend introduced us... well im working my magic and later that night, when im taking her into the other room, my friend goes "dude, dont do it, that bitch has herpes"... i was like "you couldnt have told me that in the begining, instead of letting me waste my time! DAMN YOU!"

have you ever jacked off onto something, then forgot you used it, and use it again to wipe off your hands?

Yea i thought about killin my stepmom,but my pops dumped her fat ass before i could

nah no need for that

are u interested in reading somone's essay reply to a dumb ass net game? ;)

Okay..I was sittin in my "special" chair..and I had just got finish watchin caught from behind pt2..so I had finished my "business"..and I was like damn..it ran like a fountain that time..so I was sittin down..reachin around for something..and I found a T shirt..so I used it..and like a dumbass.I threw it on the floor..so I left right..and later on..I was eating in my room and I had got some food on my jersey..so I wiped it off with my hands..then reached down and grabbed the shirt..it was all dried up..I thought it was snot at first..but it was my sperm:)


Have you ever seen a whale with a pok-a-dot tail..down by the bay?

no

Have you ever tried to crack onto your friend mom, to have her respond pulling moves on her own?

nah speak english

have u ever fucked a bitch with only one leg?

nope... well not in real life...

have you ever bought a new pair of shoes, and fucked them up the same day?

Yes, well my dog tore em appart the same night

Have you ever got cough jerkin off ?

^no....

have you ever wiped the sweat offa your balls, then wiped it on someones face then have them tell you, "ooh water...i was so thirsty"

erm..i'd hope not..but i don't know any males whove done that.

I aint go to church cuz i`m Jewish.But i have thought of killin someone before.My fucking neighbor!!!!!!!

have you ever bungee jumped?

Have u ever fucked ur best friends girlfriend?

no coz i'm female....and i aint into that...have you ever been so drunk you did something really regretful?

like piss on a cop car...... i mean what???



have you ever been booked for hackin or computer related crimes????