"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Word to the guy that said you say dumbest shit when your high

I got high on halloween on some hyydro and vikes and my boy David said I was saying some "Dude, I could fuck a car right now .. you know , stick it in the tail pipe and ride that bitch"

I usually don't think you are funny... but ^^^ was funny as hell

I love you too , evolve.

"You don't need to be smart to be president"
--Republican Congressman J.C. Watts

Isn't that true in a lot of cases though?

"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"
--Florence, SC, Jan. 11, 2000

Okay...that's funny, lol. What a retard. I wish I knew who said that.

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
--Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

This could have easily been taken out of context. Who knows what he was referring to. He might not have been talkin location wise.

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
--Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

^Genius at work.

"It's your money. You paid for it."
--LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

Also could have been taken out of context. There are a lot of news broadcast "you paid for it" programs. That might have been a signoff.

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"
--Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

How do you know that wasn't some animal rights activist speaking against pollution in our lakes/oceans/rivers/streams?

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
--Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000[/QUOTE]

^Definitelay a stupid comment.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :laugh:
Thats Funny Shit Man!
But How Bout This One....
""We Will Not Ask For A Permission Slip From Any Country To Defend Our Country Against Terrorism""
Fuck....Since When Did The Protection Of The USA Turn Into A School Trip???
:huh:

^Bad quote, it made sense. He's using laymens terms and references. It's for the stupid people.

I Know That Man....But He Used A Fucking Childish Way To Explain It...lol
I Think It Was His Bad Quote....
Makes Him Look Like The Idiot....

"Space weapons" by: Ray Gunn

Lmao

"Black people are born with an extra muscel in their leg which makes them run faster, and jump higher, then whites or anyother race" that was in a book a lil while back.

Shoulder..... you know.... backwards for nut-holster...

(Said by some drunk fuck at a club I bounce at)

"You don't need to be smart to be president"
--Republican Congressman J.C. Watts

^^^^^^^thats funny shit haha lol

He's using laymens terms and references. It's for the stupid people.
^ smart comment followed by..
I Know That Man....But He Used A Fucking Childish Way To Explain It

By.. The End..who the fuck is Masta C

^Pureness