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What do you call CarsonJetX2 in the hood with 100 black people holding bats surrounding him?
A broken down jet!!! |
Yo Momma So Ugly, She Died And HAd An Autopsy Over The Phone
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that was so funny I forgot to laugh.. |
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Dman That Suck'd
Hell I suck |
^^ did you get my pm?
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2 Dudes Sittin At A Bar...
1 Looks Over sais I FUCKED YOUR MUTHER Everybody Turns To See What The Other Guy Is Gunna Do About It He Sips His Beer Again I FUCKED YOUR MUTHER He Sips His Beer Again Man Comes Walkin Up, Arnt You Gunna DO Nuthin The Guy Shoes Him Away Guy Stands Up And Yells I FU... DAD YOUR DRUNK SIT DOWN! |
heres a major joke...lol
Three people walked up to the top of a high mounain...A chinese man....a white man...and a black man....Then they got to the top and the devil appeared.. The devil said"jump off the mountain and yell what you wanna be and ill grant your wish!" so the first person to do that was the chinese man...he jumped off and said "i wanna be a dragon" he turned into a dragon...the white man ran said "i wanna be a rock"....didnt jump off the mountain but turned to a rock anyways...the black man said "damn if this is true its my turn!" the black man Ran so fast...SO FAST SO FAST then he was about to say his wish...But triped over The rock aka *Whiteman* and said "HOLY SHITTTTT" devil said..."you sure...oh well wish granted!" black man turned to a pile of shit..... The moral of this story is.....be careful what u wish for...u just might get it! |
^^typos..do you mean to say that the man that said he fucked his mother was his dad?..if so..thats funny..not funny enough to make me grin or smile..but funny..
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What's the difference between a canoe and a jew?
- The canoe tips. |
your dad is so gay, he sweats skittles...
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I really wonder in what time some of you are stuck in. |
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